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Don S. Davis, actor that played the part of General George Hammond on Stargate SG-1 died last week of a massive heart attack. I for one will miss him, he also did art and sculpture to supplement his TV show actor income. http://www.donsdavisart.com/

I'll say this much: As for the friend, buy him the Sex and the City DVD set... only gays and annoying women like that crap. Pluses to gay friends: 1. He can deal with a hot chicks "BFF" (read: big fat friend) while you take her somewhere else, and the BFF will be none the wiser. 2. Got a problem picking your female GF a gift? Go with your buddy, and just tell her it was from her. 3. They can decorate... real gays can make extreme home makeover look like a retard with some crayons and a staple gun got ahold of some PCP in a chicken coop. 4. Property values tend to go up around them 5. Tend to be abreast (lol) on women's issues... GF talking random shit you can care less about? Get some info-schooling from your BFG (read: Boy, Friend, Gay) who will suddenly become more useful than the BFG 9000. Negatives: 1. Only happened once to me: Got a crush on me, Asked me something, I very politely declined, he got mad at rejection, and stole my license plate. I dont talk to the fellow anymore. 2. Random, roving groups of gay bashers can mistaken you for brandon teena and beat your ass in addition to your friend's 3. may be a "fresh ripe fruit", a subset of gay men, that just came out, and must tell you every gut wrenching detail about their recent soiree the night before, in all its bed sheet staining glory. 4. Your parents may think you are gay, especially if you are either Catholic, or Hispanic. Do I think it is a choice? I think that until genetic science proves otherwise, I will continue to believe that socialization, upbringing, roles in familial relationships, and mental disease intermingle to create different sorts of people. I've met guys like my cousin Ricky who has been pink since we were 3 (he had a collection of barbies stashed in the bottom of a toy chest full of GI JOEs), then you have a buddy of mine in college who slept with more women than the black guy formerly known as the artist formerly known as purple rain prince, and last we spoke he is dating some B-list off-off-off-off-broadway stagehand who he calls "bear" (cross reference this with the "freshly ripened fruit". I'm a fan of concrete evidence, precedent, and low spin, and until I get a medical report from the AMA telling me that homosexuality is a diagnosable, genetically inherent characteristic, it will remain a social group in my lexicon of speaking. I dont think that there is anything wrong with that either. I AM catholic, but like many things in my faith, I don't listen to the Hitler youth boy in a hat ENTIRELY (Hell, here I come) , I do not choose the lifestyle for myself, but I do not advocate their violent accosting however... a crime is a crime, committed against whomever. This being said, unless there is a discernable, immutable characteristic to a person, proven/provable through medical science, I do not feel that any more than rational basis govt. treatment is necessary.

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Greets to the final bosses of internet: Cromlech, aush0k, dshocker, atomiku Bloodninja/logs From Encyclopedia Dramatica Jump to: navigation, search Thank you, blood ninja, for just going on with your bad self. Sorry the colors are gone from the text. But that's not really the funny part, so it doesn't matter. Bloodninja : I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch. Sarah19fca : mmmm, okay. Bloodninja : I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll. Sarah19fca : Yeah I like it rough. Bloodninja : I smack you thick booty. Sarah19fca : Oh yeah, that feels good. Bloodninja : Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh. Bloodninja : I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm. Sarah19fca : you like that? Bloodninja : I peel some bananas. Sarah19fca : Oh, what are you gonna do with those? Bloodninja : get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark. Sarah19fca : Peanuts? Bloodninja : Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh. Sarah19fca : What are you talking about? Bloodninja : I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats. Sarah19fca : This is stupid. Bloodninja : Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer. Bloodninja : Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold? Bloodninja : Yeeaahhhh. Sarah19fca : /ignore Bloodninja : Its cool stone cold she was a bitch anyway. Bloodninja : We get on harleys and ride into the sunset.: Bloodninja : Wanna cyber? DirtyKate : K, but don't tell anybody ;-) DirtyKate : Who are you? Bloodninja : I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot Bloodninja : And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm. DirtyKate : You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car.. Bloodninja : Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order DirtyKate : Haha! OK DirtyKate : Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce. Bloodninja : Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then :you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want? DirtyKate : I want everything, baby! Bloodninja : Is this a delivery? DirtyKate : Umm...Yes DirtyKate : So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower... Bloodninja : Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house. * o pause** DirtyKate :I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up! Bloodninja : You can't hurry good pizza. Bloodninja : I'm on my way now though * o pause** DirtyKate : So you're at my front door now. Bloodninja : How did you know? Bloodninja : I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on :your coffee table. Bloodninja : Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven DirtyKate : ooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby Bloodninja : So you're still in the bathroom? DirtyKate : Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself. Bloodninja : I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey :cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in :seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door.... DirtyKate : What the fuck? DirtyKate : You perverted piece of shit DirtyKate : Fuck Bloodninja : Wanna cyber? MommyMelissa : Sure, you into vegetables? Bloodninja : What like gardening an shit? MommyMelissa : Yeah, something like that. Bloodninja : Nuthin turns me on more, check this out Bloodninja : You bend over to harvest your radishes. (pause) MommyMelissa : is that it? Bloodninja : You water your tomato patch. Bloodninja : Are you ready for my fresh produce? MommyMelissa : I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me? (pause) Bloodninja : I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily. Bloodninja : I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains. MommyMelissa : Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis. Bloodninja : my zucchinis carresses your carrots. Bloodninja : Damn baby your right, this shit is HOT. MommyMelissa : ... Bloodninja : My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower :of love. MommyMelissa : What the fuck is this madlibs? I'm outta here. Bloodninja : Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch. MommyMelissa : whatever. Bloodninja : Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight? BritneySpears14 : Aight. Bloodninja : Slip out of those pants baby, yeah. BritneySpears14 : I slip out of my pants, just for you, Bloodninja. Bloodninja : Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14 : Oh, I like to play dress up. Bloodninja : Me too baby. BritneySpears14 : I kiss you softly on your chest. Bloodninja : I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman. BritneySpears14 : Hey... Bloodninja : I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 Penis of the Infinite. BritneySpears14 : Funny I still don't see it. Bloodninja : I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty of the Beyondness. BritneySpears14 : You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous. Bloodninja : Don't fuck with me biznitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands. Bloodninja : I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl :2 Druid. BritneySpears14 : Don't ever message me again you piece. Bloodninja : Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of :metal. Bloodninja : King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. :Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him. Bloodninja : You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now. Bloodninja : Baby? Bloodninja : Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you. j_gurli13 : thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u. Bloodninja : A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure. j_gurli13 : haha, ok lets go. j_gurli13 : i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck. Bloodninja : I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory. j_gurli13 : haha, ok, u know that turns me on. j_gurli13 : i start unbuttoning ur shirt. Bloodninja : Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts. j_gurli13 : No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game. Bloodninja : Rhinoceruses don't play games. They fucking charge your ass. j_gurli13 : stop, cmon be serious. Bloodninja : It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass. Bloodninja : I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet. j_gurli13 : thats it. Bloodninja : Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see :as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn. Bloodninja : Fuck am I hard now. BritneySpears14 : Ok, are you ready? eminemBNJA : Aight, yeah I'm ready. BritneySpears14 : I like your music Em... Tee hee. eminemBNJA : huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies. BritneySpears14 : Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you. BritneySpears14 : I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique. eminemBNJA : Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14 : What the fuck, I told you not to message me again. eminemBNJA : Oh shit BritneySpears14 : I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you fuck up. eminemBNJA : Oh shit eminemBNJA : damn I gotta write down your names or something: sweet17 : Hi Bloodninja : hello Bloodninja : who is this? sweet17 : just a someone? Bloodninja : A someone I know? sweet17 : nope Bloodninja : Then why the hell are you bothering me? sweet17 : well sorrrrrry sweet17 : I just wanted to chat with you Bloodninja : why? sweet17 : nevermind your an jerk Bloodninja : Hey wait a minute sweet17 : yes? Bloodninja : look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoid sweet17 : paranoid? Bloodninja : yes sweet17 : of what? sweet17 : me? Bloodninja : No. I'm in hiding. sweet17 : LOL Bloodninja : Don't fucking laugh at me! Bloodninja : This shit is serious! sweet17 : What are you hiding from? Bloodninja : The cops. sweet17 : gimme a fucking break Bloodninja : I'm serious. sweet17 : I don't get it Bloodninja : The cops are after me. sweet17 : For what? Bloodninja : I'm wanted in three states sweet17 : For??? Bloodninja : It's kindof embarrasing. Bloodninja : I had sex with a turkey. Bloodninja : Hello? sweet17 : You are fucking sick. Bloodninja : Send me your picture. sweet17 : why? Bloodninja : so I know you aren't one of them. sweet17 : One of what? Bloodninja : The cops. sweet17 : I'm not a cop i told you Bloodninja : Then send me your picture. sweet17 : hold on Bloodninja : Hurry up. Bloodninja : Are you there? Bloodninja : Fuck you, cop! sweet17 : Hey sorry sweet17 : I had to do something for my mom. Bloodninja : I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me. Bloodninja : When really you were notifying the authorities. Bloodninja : Weren't you!? sweet17 : thats not it Bloodninja : Then what? sweet17 : I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty Bloodninja : Most cops aren't sweet17 : IM NOT A FUCKING COP YOU ASSHOLE! Bloodninja : Then send me the picture. sweet17 : fine. What's your e-mail? Bloodninja : Just send it through here. sweet17 : alright *PIC* sweet17 : Did you get it? Bloodninja : Hold on. I'm looking. sweet17 : That was me back in may sweet17 : I've lost weight since then. Bloodninja : I hope so sweet17 : what?!? sweet17 : that hurt my feelings. Bloodninja : Did it? sweet17 : Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now. Bloodninja : Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture? sweet17 : yes Bloodninja : Alright let me find it. sweet17 : kks Bloodninja : Okay here it is. *PIC* sweet17 : this isn't you. Bloodninja : I'll be damned if it ain't! sweet17 : You don't look like that. Bloodninja : How the hell do you know? sweet17 : cause your profile has another picture. Bloodninja : The profile pic is a fake. Bloodninja : I use it to hide from the cops. sweet17 : You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol Bloodninja : Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy.... Bloodninja : Not to mention all the groceries. sweet17 : Go fuck yourself Bloodninja : I was going to until I saw that picture Bloodninja : Now my unit won't get hard for a week. sweet17 : I shouldn't have sent you that picture. sweet17 : You've done nothing but slam me. sweet17 : you hurt me. Bloodninja : And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me? sweet17 : I thought you were bullcrapping me! Bloodninja : Why would I do that? sweet17 : I can't believe that cops are after you Bloodninja : I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap.. sweet17 : FUCK YOU!!! Bloodninja : You'd break both of his legs. sweet17 : You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE! sweet17 : I've been teased my whole life because of my weight sweet17 : and you make fun of me when you don't even know me Bloodninja : Ok. I'm sorry. sweet17 : No you aren't Bloodninja : You're right. I'm not. Bloodninja : HAARRRRR! sweet17 : I'm done with you Bloodninja : Aww. I'm sorry. sweet17 : I'm putting you on ignore Bloodninja : Wait a sec Bloodninja : We got off on the wrong foot. Bloodninja : Wanna start over? sweet17 : No Bloodninja : I'll eat your kitty sweet17 : You'll what? Bloodninja : You heard me. Bloodninja : I said I'd eat your kitty. sweet17 : I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture Bloodninja : Do I need a hard-on to eat your kitty? sweet17 : I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes Bloodninja : Well I'm not like most men. Bloodninja : I get excited in different ways. sweet17 : Like what? Bloodninja : Do you really wanna know? sweet17 : I don't know Bloodninja : You have to tell me yes or no. sweet17 : I'm afraid to Bloodninja : Why? sweet17 : cause Bloodninja : cause why? sweet17 : well lets see sweet17 : you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out sweet17 : doesn't that seem strange to you? Bloodninja : Nope sweet17 : well its strange to me Bloodninja : Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to sweet17 : I didn't say that Bloodninja : So is that a yes? sweet17 : I guess so. Bloodninja : Ok. I need your help getting excited though. Bloodninja : Are you willing? sweet17 : What do you need me to do? Bloodninja : I need you talk like a pirate. sweet17 : ??? Bloodninja : When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!" Bloodninja : ok? Bloodninja : Hello? sweet17 : You can't be serious Bloodninja : Oh yes I am! Bloodninja : It's my fantasy. sweet17 : this is retarded Bloodninja : Do you want it or not? sweet17 : Yes I want it. Bloodninja : Then you'll do it for me? sweet17 : sure Bloodninja : Ok. Here we go. Bloodninja : I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs. Bloodninja : You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them Bloodninja : I softly begin to tounge your wet kitty. Bloodninja : I run my tounge up and down your smooth cunt. sweet17 : mmmm yeah Bloodninja : uh oh ...going limp. sweet17 : Har Bloodninja : You gotta do better than that! Bloodninja : Your picture was really bad. sweet17 : HARRRRRRRRRRRR Bloodninja : Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your kitty get more moist with every stroke. Bloodninja : I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth. Bloodninja : Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose. Bloodninja : I begin to feel empowered by your femininity. sweet17 : mmmmmm you are good Bloodninja : I feel your thighs tighten as I suckharder Bloodninja : going limp sweet17 : HARRRRRRR Bloodninja : Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands. Bloodninja : You begin to sway back and forth. Bloodninja : going limp sweet17 : this is stupid Bloodninja : ...still limp Bloodninja : Do it! sweet17 : HARRRRRRRRRRRRR Bloodninja : I turn you around to lick your asshole. Bloodninja : I pry apart that battleship you call your ass. Bloodninja : I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass. sweet17 : WTF?!?!? Bloodninja : They stink really bad. sweet17 : OMG STOP!!! Bloodninja : I start to get fed up with your ugly ass Bloodninja : I tear off your wooden peg leg. Bloodninja : I ram it up your ass. sweet17 : YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!! Bloodninja : Then I pour hot carmel over your head. Bloodninja : And turn you into a fucking candy apple... Bloodninja : I kick you in the face! sweet17 : FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!! Bloodninja : The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin... Bloodninja : Your parrot flys away. Bloodninja : ...going limp again. Bloodninja : Hello? Bloodninja : Say it! Bloodninja : HAARRRRRR!!!!! __________ Wellhung : Hello, Sweetheart . What do you look like? Sweetheart : I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My :measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like? Wellhung : I'm 6'3" and about 280 pounds.I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Walmart.I'm also :wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner...it smells funny. Sweetheart : I want you.Would you like to screw me? Wellhung : OK Sweetheart : We're in my bedroom.There's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table.I'm looking up :into your eyes, smiling. My hand works its way down to your crotch and begins to fondle your huge, swelling bulge. Wellhung : I'm gulping, I'm beginning to sweat. Sweetheart : I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest. Wellhung : Now I'm unbuttoning your blouse.My hands are trembling. Sweetheart : I'm moaning softly. Wellhung : I'm taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off slowly. Sweetheart : I'm throwing my head back in pleasure.The cool silk slides off my warm skin.I'm rubbing your bulge faster, pulling and :rubbing. Wellhung : My hand suddenly jerks spastically and accidentally rips a hole in your blouse.I'm sorry. Sweetheart : That's OK, it wasn't really too expensive. Wellhung : I'll pay for it. Sweetheart : Don't worry about it.I'm wearing a lacy black bra.My soft breasts are rising and falling, as I breath harder and :harder. Wellhung : I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra.I think it's stuck. Do you have any scissors? Sweetheart : I take your hand and kiss it softly.I'm reaching back undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses :my breasts. My nipples are erect for you. Wellhung : How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp. Sweetheart : I'm arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel your tongue all over me. Wellhung : I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, breasts. They're neat! Sweetheart : I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling your ear. Wellhung : I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit and phlegm. Sweetheart : What? Wellhung : I'm so sorry. Really. Sweetheart : I'm wiping your phlegm off my breasts with the remains of my blouse. Wellhung : I'm taking the sopping wet blouse from you. I drop it with a plop. Sweetheart : OK. I'm pulling your sweat pants down and rubbing your hard tool. Wellhung : I'm screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold! Yeeee! Sweetheart : I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties. Wellhung : I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and out nibbling on you...umm... wait a minute. Sweetheart : What's the matter? Wellhung : I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking. Sweetheart : Are you OK? Wellhung : I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red. Sweetheart : Can I help? Wellhung : I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your :cups? Sweetheart : In the cabinet to the right of the sink. Wellhung : I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better. Sweetheart : Come back to me, lover. Wellhung : I'm washing the cup now. Sweetheart : I'm on the bed arching for you. Wellhung : I'm drying the cup. Now I'm putting it back in the cabinet. And now I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait, it's dark, I'm :lost. Where's the bedroom? Sweetheart : Last door on the left at the end of the hall. Wellhung : I found it. Sweetheart : I'm tuggin' off your pants. I'm moaning. I want you so badly. Wellhung : Me too. Sweetheart : Your pants are off. I kiss you passionately-our naked bodies pressing each other. Wellhung : Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts. Sweetheart Why don't you take off your glasses? Wellhung : OK, but I can't see very well without them. I place the glasses on the night table. Sweetheart : I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me, baby! Wellhung : I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly across the room and toward the bathroom. Sweetheart : Hurry back, lover. Wellhung : I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for the toilet. I lift the lid. Sweetheart : I'm waiting eagerly for your return. Wellhung : I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle, but I can't find it. Uh-oh! Sweetheart : What's the matter now? Wellhung : I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper. Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling :my way. Sweetheart : Mmm, yes. Come on. Wellhung : OK, now I'm going to put my...you know ...thing...in your...you know...woman's thing. Sweetheart : Yes! Do it, baby! Do it! Wellhung : I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. I kiss your neck. Umm, I'm having a little trouble here. Sweetheart : I'm moving my ass back and forth, moaning. I can't stand it another second! Slide in! Screw me now! Wellhung : I'm flaccid. Sweetheart : What? Wellhung : I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection. Sweetheart : I'm standing up and turning around; an incredulous look on my face. Wellhung : I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my weiner all floppy. I'm going to get my glasses and see what's wrong. Sweetheart : No, never mind. I'm getting dressed. I'm putting on my underwear. Now I'm putting on my wet nasty blouse. Wellhung : No wait! Now I'm squinting, trying to find the night table. I'm feeling along the dresser, knocking over cans of hair :spray, picture frames and your candles. Sweetheart : I'm buttoning my blouse. Now I'm putting on my shoes. Wellhung : I've found my glasses. I'm putting them on. My God! One of our candles fell on the curtain. The curtain is on fire! I'm :pointing at it, a shocked look on my face. Sweetheart : Go to hell. I'm logging off, you loser! Wellhung : Now the carpet is on fire! Oh noooo! I.F. : You ready yet? Im bearing to go! SexyKarla17 : Yhea im slipping out of my clothes right now, what do you look like? I.F. : a Kodiac bear SexyKarla17 : ? I.F. : Im soft naked, fuzzy and waiting for you to come mount me SexyKarla17 : Oh I love cute fuzzy bears, I walk up and get on top of you stroking your soft hair, kissing you gently as my move my :way down your stomach I.F. : I growl to warm you my cubs are near SexyKarla17 : huh? I.F. : Bears get fuckin pumped when anyone is near their cubs Sexkarla17: yhea hehe dont be silly.. SexyKarla17 : I love how you growl as I continue to kiss you, while taking off your pants. I.F. : Bears dont wear pants and you should cover yourself in Honey now SexyKarla17 : hehe you would love to lick that off me huh. I pour honey all over my warm wet body waiting for you to start licking :it off me slowly I.F. : I sniff the air to see where the sweet scent of the honey is coming from, while slowly snorting and walking towards you I.F. : I Growl again, and start to bite you SexyKarla17 : Yhea that feels good..ooooo...not too hard now I.F. : I bite harder peeling flesh from your stomach, and look up into your eyes to show you my mouth dripping with your warm blood :mixed with honey, I then I let my cubs rip apart your limbs and play with you like a ragdoll. SexyKarla17 : what the fuck? I.F. :uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh and im spent. I.F. : My shit is hard you ready to jump aboard? 1hOttYeVe : oh yhea im so wet right now I.F. : Why you just shower? 1hOttYeVe : no im wet for you I.F. : Did you ever play with supersoakers when you were a kid? or that gator shit you would dive and slide down, there was that :badass pool at the end of it. 1hOttYeVe : What the fuck are you talking about? You wanna cyber or not? I.F. : I do! Sorry...I just didnt know why you were wet...then you say your wet for me, and im thinking I didnt even throw water on :you... I.F. : Im sorry lets continue! 1hOttYeVe : alright then...I walk over to you and start kissing your neck and chest I.F. : I pop like 16 boners 1hOttYeVe : what the fuck! I.F. : what? Partner6 : So you're really a 18 yr old girl right? J-Dogg : Yeah, J for Julie. Partner6 : So whats with the "Dogg" J-Dogg : Uh, It's cause I'm into the latina gangs and shit. You know, rollin with tha homies and shit. Partner6 : Oh, uh ok thats cool. So you ever seen a gun? J-Dogg : Yeah like I got 6 guns. Partner6 : Thats cool, so you wanna see my gun? J-Dogg : hehe, of course baby. Partner6 : I pull off my pants and show you my "gun". J-Dogg : Ohh, it's so big. Partner6 : Yeah, what you want to do? J-Dogg : Umm, i guess stroke it or something. Partner6 : It likes that. J-Dogg : aight. Partner6 : Keep talking to me baby... J-Dogg : I kiss you on the mouth, hard, but then gently. Partner6 : Mmmm, daddy like. J-Dogg : I unzip my pants... Partner6 : Yes, show me what you got. J-Dogg : I pull out my schlong, and rub it on your breasts... Partner6 : WTF?! J-Dogg : Oh shit, I meant, your schlong! your schlong! Partner6 : I've had it with you queers trying to cyber me, I only fuck women... J-Dogg : Shit just don't shoot me man, I wasn't serious about the guns I have, I'm unarmed! Partner6 : You dipshit. J-Dogg : I whimper to myself... J-Dogg : please don't shoot me Mr. J-Dogg : I see you in line at the supermarket. Our eyes meet. Partner8 : Who the fuck are you? J-Dogg : I mouth the words to you, as if in slow motion: J-Dogg : Fuck me, Fuck me. J-Dogg : My wishes are like poetry in your eyes. We want this moment to last forever. Partner8 : OMFG are you trying to cyber me? J-Dogg : We are like two dancers, for whom the music never stops. I Kiss the top of your hand. You are taken aback by the bulge that :forms in your thigh. Partner8 : Is that like cancer? J-Dogg : If cancer is our love, then I hope you don't have the technology of chemotherapy. Partner8 : Good one romeo. J-Dogg : You grab the bulge that you feel. you tihink it must be taking over your mind, theres nothing else you can think of. My :tubesteak to you is like a beautiful japanese haiku. The salmon swim at night. Towards your room. The snow and the moon. Partner8 : that was never a haiku. J-Dogg : To your light bulb I am the Thomas Edison of your sex. Withought my light you would be lost in a sea of darkness. Partner8 : That made even less sense than your "haiku" J-Dogg : So you ready to fuck then? Partner8 : You unbutton my pants, spew your load at the sight of my underwear, and your spent. J-Dogg : ... Partner8 : ? J-Dogg : I'm spent. Jdogg : Hey QT-Pie : Hey Jdogg : whats goin on QT-Pie : Nothing. Who are you? Jdogg : Jdogg . Wanna cyber? QT-Pie : what does that mean? Jdogg : what are you wearing? QT-Pie : T-shirt. Jeans. Jdogg : Garter belt? QT-Pie : Ummm...no. Jdogg : Are we gonna cyber or not? QT-Pie : uh, okay. Jdogg : Sweet, I start by rubbing your ass all around. You love this. Jdogg : You're wet already. I can smell your pussy stink from here. QT-Pie : WHAT?! Jdogg : I execute standing position 12 from the Kama Sutra. Passion fills the room. Your head is close to the ceiling fan. Jdogg : You leave everything to Jdogg. Jdogg : I am completely inside of you. You are my dick puppet. I put on a little play. QT-Pie : This is weird. I should go. Jdogg : I drop you on the ground, and lay a stripe down your back. QT-Pie : A stripe? Jdogg : I need a sandwich. QT-Pie : You're a freak. Jdogg : I was great. You loved it.

I am glad someone is doing a pacific game, and now in decent grafx, it may be good. My only beef is that its a COD game, and its going to basically cookie cutter what COD2 did, while looking slightly better than COD 4. I want more freedom of gameplay, brutality, and less jingoism in game, I want visceral. I want Company of heroes, in the pacific, on an FPS that looks good, but that can run well enough on a wide enough range of systems that its enjoyable to play online... Most of all, I want Pizza.

Um..... O...k.

meh

It was quite ROFL.

So. I bought a blanket, its blue. I also bought metal gear solid 4: the guns of the patriots. Thus far, the game has surpassed all of my expectations. WOW. Beautiful, gorgeous game. So far, I dont know what the hell I am doing, but I'm enjoying it so far. Anyone else get it? Anyone enjoy it so far? I dont really trust the IGN 10 score on anything, but this thing is definitely better than an 8.9. On another note, I got vaccines yesterday in addition to a leg xray. I am apparently that 2-3 % that is in pain after. Go fig.

ROFL. This is EXACTLY the mentality that has hundreds of thousands of imbeciles crying about foreclosed houses, properties, cars, etc. GENERAL RULE: If you cant buy it at time in full or within 1 year, WHILE being able to pay ALL other bills without incidence, DONT buy. Second rule: If you can find a basic _______ that will achieve purpose ______, get it, and invest the rest, save rest, use it for effect. Part of the problem with the "good fit" is that no one ever learns how to be self sufficient, and then we are forever going to the shop for something you can fix yourself. this is how geeksquad stays in business. Lastly, with the economy being what it is, gas prices being retarded, and many places no longer taking credit as payment, I'd get the most fuel efficient car possible, IF I didnt just say forget it and ride a bike while investing the $ into something that can lend me equity. The problem with the economy is that we have too many people like your brother in law, fucking the balance of nature up.

I'd take half that money, put it into a "point A to B car", take the other half and put it into some treasury bills, securities, or some sort of low risk investments. The problem with vehicles is that they depreciate, and quickly. As for foreign cars, the additional price is due to importation taxes that are applied on certain luxuries in the US Again, that is just me, and I'd personally prefer future income in this day and age as opposed to something that will not appreciate at all.

A man after my own heart.

I guess the cancer finally killed /4/ BALEETED!

STOP TALKING!!! ROFL OMGZ I think if it is pertinent to a subject, its cool, if its not, stfu.

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5eXNClwV5AM&eurl Wonderful way to treat an elderly woman.... this bitch needs to be beaten with a sack of doorknobs. Disrespectful cunt. I THINK its DC. May be NY. Someone get her hair so she can go!