Jewpiter

hey i'm mad lets do something about this shit oh look a squirrel

did you engage in sexual intercourse during said vacation?

i can't wait to see your hopes and dreams 4 years from now:madgrin::madgrin::madgrin::madgrin::madgrin::madgrin::madgrin:

i do it and i know it's dangerous.

senior year of college here. just had intercourse with a freshman girl. feels good man

is there an award for being me?

0 care

i get mine from http://www.0.care

i clicked this thread hoping for naked gifs of jen. -1 rep

everytime i smoke k2 i pay a hooker to stomp on my balls and piss on my face. nothing wrong here folks

hard to play this game while masturbating

when do i start working?

you spelled "you're" wrong. please refer to http://www.wikihow.com/Use-You%27re-and-Your

actually yes I did. whoever had the idea for us to use an air horn was a genius. a bunch of us stormed through the barracks at 0445 and began tossing water balloons at them while blasting that magical horn. it was total carnage but they did get out of their racks in record time and were motivated to begin training

last night this broad was giving me a gummer and she used a lot of teeth. it felt good and hurt at the same time but i was too nice to tell her that shes sucks (lolpun) at giving head.

hold me

i enjoy both but from looking at my ipod it seems that i have more rap on it.

as some of you may know i recently injured my problematic knee and decided to get surgery on it. well the good news was that i had a whole week to just lounge around in the barracks and play games and yell at privates and get paid for it but now they sent me home from my drill sergeant duties with only 2 weeks left. its been one hell of a month and a half being a drill but i am glad to be home now. anyways it looks like i'll be able to get back into gayming on the sg escape server i missed you all. please fuck me

1) smuttynose IPA 2) bear republic IPA 3) Pliney the Elder IPA 4) southern tier pumking ale 5) genny light

you aint missing much

enjoy your gi bill benefits brother!!

alcohol

i logged in 41.7 hours in tf2 why didnt i win?

i just re uped