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  1. Don't wipe your ass with alcohol pads, it will burn your anus.
  2. Morningafter and cookie do for sureeeee
  3. I don't believe you have a hand....Enjoy your girlfriend FAGGOT
  4. yawn, I usually avoid these types of threads as they usually degrade into running faggots trying to out man each other and impress losers by typing in some fake time that they think they once got a couple of years ago.
  5. its a boy most of the time but turns into a girl when it tucks its digital penis in between its legs and utters "would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me so hard"
  6. You are now aware that you cannot pronounce the words "Irish Wristwatch"
  7. Jewpiter

    np brother

  8. omar and hank
  9. overwhelming proof everyone in the army loves the cock
  10. bay, smauz, suri!!!!
  11. I said it but it came out as Fuck my twink ass you hairy bear 0_o

  12. Weird Dream

    topic replied to Jewpiter's Ramb0 in Off Topic

    According to my dream analysis software your dream indicates that you are a closet homosexual with a scat fetish.
  13. I'd do it for free as long as they don't get their Pepto Hismol all over my hair
  14. Can we have an SG narcissist poll too?
  15. Bro. Cool Story. But srsly. thank you!
  16. am i the only one here that has no fucking clue what is going on?
  17. Call him Slapdick McFaggotrape

  18. holy shit

    topic replied to Jewpiter's jazzy in Off Topic

    dumb thread
  19. I like my women how I like my coffee...Chopped up and in my freezer
  20. Jewpiter

    I had an azn friend show me this <3 <3 <3 <3

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqhWExRjtRU&feature=fvw

  21. I saw a bumper sticker today that said "I used to be fucking stupid, but then we broke up." haha
  22. Really dumb video to be honest.
  23. Honestly, this is in no way shape or form considered funny. In fact it is so unfunny and anticlimactic this thread should be locked.
  24. You would have nitro-shits and get laid 50% more often than usual.

  25. Mafia Wars

    topic replied to Jewpiter's Eldest in Off Topic

    Level 1051 here, Got over 1200 people in my mafia. All job levels at all tiers in all cities completed. Pm me for an add
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