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haha oh wow. first night out drinking in 2 months

Yes I am drunk yes I am on my phone my buddy is taking a piss 90% of you don't remember where you weree. On 9/11 Fuckin upon

Start sucking dick 4 cash fag.

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My online revenues are gaining so much each day that I was able to quit my job and I now work at home. (I do 0 hrs of work a week and it still prints money) My steam rating is a 10. My life is pretty bro, let me explain to you why it is. I live in a college town, so in the summer time its practically a ghost town. I blast my music whenever I want I make over $2200 a month doing 0 hours of work, I live comfortably in my apartment I drive a sweet car I'm currently nailing a registered nurse I go to summer classes only 2 days a week I live a hedonistic lifestyle that allots me the ample time to rack up a steam rating of 10 FUCK Get on my level. ARE YOU GUYS EVEN TRYING?

ITT: anime fags and virgins

ITT: a bunch of faggy teens already nostalgic

Well since my birthday is coming up soon, and I'll be in Afghanistan this time next year, Imma do it big 9 grams of heroin, 100 grams of coke 12 o's of mushrooms, 2 pounds of smoke 3 gal's of dust juice and a tank of LSD And a thousand pills of every kind of ecstasy lol jk. Im getting a limo that night and 20 of my closest friends are coming with me. ballinnnnnn

I game on a faptop

and for my 2500th post.....0 care

THE ONE WITH THE BIGGEST DICK

Who fucking cares

ITT: stupid teenagers with opinions

I make slightly over 2,000 a month from my online job. It gives me the freedom to lounge around all summer and never worry about bills.

The google Buzz project was their attempt to make a dent in the social network and it failed. I don't see much hope for google plus. That doesn't mean I won't check it out

I really really reallllllyyyy mean it when I say this: Until I saw this thread, In my entire 3 years of trolling SG I have yet to come across a thread so dumb it would make a youtube-commenter blush. "Retarded" is not a word powerful enough to describe how worthless this thread is. This thread even transcends the threshold of "full retard" and creates a new category appealing to the lowest common denominator. Henceforth, any thread that resembles this one, that is so terrible, so worthless, so ill-concieved shall be known as "Wall-Nut Retarded". Mazel Tov

Your opinions lead me to believe you are a homosexual C/d?

Not quite. Even it out with a long gun and I would say that's an excellent start.

LOL @ LATE-70s trans-am Do yourself a favor and look up what the 70s oil crisis did to detroit's cars. Plus you're 15 and you can't afford any of these. So who fucking cares. Keep dreaming ass blaster

A shotty is always a good choice. Fun fact: the most common caliber found in the United States is the 12 gauge. A weapon with plentiful ammo is the best choice for the zombie apocalypse.

whats with all the summerfags all of a sudden?

I tend to stay out of SG politics, good way to avoid preteen drama on here.