Jewpiter

I am 24 and for my next birthday I am spending 1500 dollars on prostitutes and amphetamines. I will also be huffing nitrous from a whippet hours before my friends and family arrive.

I would rebel

I'll be attending a flag raising ceremony at my drill base in the morning.

ahahhahhahaha

Green with envy. Don't be mad that Fred found a niche of morons on the internet to laugh at his shit.

I've never seen an American teenager have problems procuring beer though. Stupid law though

inb4shitstorm

nobody cares

I only reply with dumb thread if the thread warrants it. Military police eh? It's boring as shit if you're an LT and all you do is sit in garrison and process parking tickets. However, the privates and E4s get to cruise around and shoot the shit for a few hours in a police cruiser. I also know from experience that MPs typically get all the new gear, so thats cool. Not a bad gig if you like to dip. fyi- theres a lot of "super hooah" broads that join MP. You know, ones that have to prove themselves to the males. I personally don't recommend MP because you're still a POG hahaha.

I've been in the infantry since 2003. I've been deployed to Iraq in 2003-04. I am an E5, airborne and air assault qualified. I have been attached to the 101st Airborne Div, 3rd ID and 1st ID to name a few. I can tell you from personal experience that MOS 11B (Infantry) is filled with a lot of peaks and valleys. Meaning, that you'll experience moments of incredible adrenaline rush followed by weeks or months of boredom. Cloud Strike is our local jarhead here. I am Army, so I can't vouch for what the Marines do, other than make dick and gay jokes.

No it's PPS post-post script you wouldn't say post script script

Somehow being called "stupid" from a ** holds no weight. Hmmmm ps- dumb thread pps- +1

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there are a couple people here i would like to meet. I would take you out to dinner and a movie. then maybe we could go back to my place and watch some youtube videos. scream and i'll cut you

not really that funny tbh

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uh cool, see ya

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