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I'm a "Tan man who likes to pay coke junkies..." Lies. I'm not tan at all.

It was 3am on the US escape server, Island escape... These two dudes had music, just soft, barely audible kind of stuff. Then after a few minutes of silence, they both played Scatmans World in sync. Hearing it played twice, exactly lined up, is crazy. It was hilarious. Everyone on the server just sort of stopped playing(humans were in Helicopter, zombie on ground), and danced. Humans would fall out while dancing and the zombie would cushion their fall with a knife. It was hilarious. There was only like 6 people on, a rare amount.

Congrats Don't sue me

ahahaha

Fun story. I had never played the map before, and I decided to join the Napalm server while that was the map. So I went to the elevator and called it. A bunch of people got on, and I went to get and my horrid connection problems hit, game like froze... So the elevator went down, once connection reestablished, I didn't realize the Elevator went down for the door was still open(I was blocking the door from closing), and I had the "W" key held down so I'd move forward, and I fell down the elevator shaft... So I was on top of the elevator. I couldn't !ztele for the zombie had spawned and I was Human, so I just said "Can somebody call up the elevator?" Nobody did. Eventually, after a few minutes, a Zombie called it up, and as it got to the top, I got glitched through the ceiling so I was outside of the map! I knew that if I jumped off the map I'd just fall forever, so I tried jumping onto another part of the map to lower my health, it didn't work. So now I was on top of the Laboratory/Basement part of the map! I was one of the only surviving Humans and I knew that if I didn't somehow die I'd be considered a Glitcher, so I had to disconnect(I had to anyway, phone was ringing). It was funny though, for I heard gunshots and zombies but I couldn't see anything but the map... I just thought I'd let everyone see this, I thought it was freaky. Screenshot is attached.

It must have been made specifically for someone...

If my translating skills are correct, I believe the First word is DVACHI, which, after googling it, is just a last name... Also, Zargotelc, that picture is funny. I love Zombie Survival Tips

The heavy is in a swivel chair too ^.^

"The Gene pool has been purified." xD Very nice work.

I love the picture too, but I did not make it. I do not own Garry's Mod, but I'd like to buy it. Someone posted that picture on the [CC] forums recently, and I laughed intensely when I saw the Demo-man in the back drinking Whiskey.

It would seem that my grammar failed in this post. My apologies.

WOW Havok is good! For your Epic Win, I've thrown a party.

xD thats a funny picture. Translation is funny too ^.^

O Rly? If I had money, I'd donate.

Vent Harassment is so much fun

The recoil of that... He's going to feel that in the morning. Those guns are heavy, holding two and shooting them is sort of like punching yourself in the arms repeatedly while wearing brass knuckles. Hypothetically of course.

:0 Funny thing is, I learned to type like that... I have adjusted my typing habits, as many pointed out, "This Is Just Stupid". His grammar could use just a tad of work...

That was awesome!

Hooray!

Feel better ^.^

bahahahaha good point.

My favorite admin is leaving Good luck with everything Ev

WOW(not the game)! I almost cried tears of laughter. I bought WoW(Game) a while back, it had the free 60 day thingy with it, so I played that whenever I got bored, and then my subscription ended. Its more that a year later and I haven't renewed my subscription... Seems like a waste of money, I could spend that $30 on going to the movies or something with friends...or I could get a WoW month pass and walk in an animated dessert for 7 hours then die and have to do it again. Fun eh? P.S - That video rules.

Quoted for Truth. ^_^ Quoted for Super Truth.

Took the words right... off my keyboard... ?