The Commissar

h4x0r plateau...seems to work for me, the epic raised land of the commi hax...all pay hommage!!

your a dick, you stole russia, go die...lolz but on a more serio note acid, i aint blaming you for all the shit you did, but i will make sure you pay for it, everyone should pay for their mistakes, just the luciferian way. but also, so is forgiveness and judgement, so give it your best, we can become what ever we wish my friend, be part of the community, not a growth on the side feeding off it. Certain admins should never have been given the status, its agreed, but that isnt your problem. you worry about getting your respect up from the seniors, become a good sportsman and player, and im sure your own admin will be reddemed in correlation o how hard you try to change your ways. plus, dont trash talk to haggz, only raven is sexy enough to do such things, i hope hes still on his anti sexy pills or we are all doomed..

The irony is now hurting my soul...lolz

there is a simple scientific answer to this my friend... The stupd gene often held as an urban myth, but repeated exposure to the harmfull zombie rays emmited from playing to much ZM is believe to bring the stupid gene expression to th phenotype and cause excessive stupid behavior, luckily as we are admin, we are immune (except havok and saxe) but other noobies and even some reg are susceptable to this dangerous and sometimes fattally bannable gene. there you have it...just when u thought it was safe to go back in the server..

if you all werent such a bunch of cunts i might just like you... thnx guys, and yeah, i was born 20/04/1989...adolf hitler was born 20/04/1889...im a mother fucking genocidic celebrity. but thanks guys, nice moves, wont have to own you all. :thumbup::thumbup::thumbup::thumbup:

not really afraid of much, losing people, that worries me, but i dont have many irrational fears, aside from being infected by the microbes i work with, thats my only worry. And havok/james, that scares me, im not sure if they are one and the same, or just a supreme intelligence, all i do know is they are taking over russia... bastards

punch babies? i nuked 4 orphanages after watching this bitch, she made me want to stab her, fuck the wound then snap her spine and tear it from her body vertabrae by vertabrae. and red, u said she was ight that it would be impossible to kill all emos before they kill themselves, i accept this challenge. *goes and gets katana and jo stick*...gonna be a long week.

mine: come on boys, u know the words, sing along. Youll take my life but Ill take yours too Youll fire you musket but Ill run you through So when your waiting for the next attack Youd better stand theres no turning back The bugle sounds as the charge begins But on this battlefield no one wins The smell of arcrid smoke and horses breath As you plunge into a certain death The horse he sweats with fear we break to run The mighty roar of the russian guns And as we race towards the human wall The screams of pain as my comrades fall We hurdle bodies that lay on the ground And the russians fire another round We get so near yet so far away We wont live to fight another day We get so close near enough to fight When a russian gets me in his sights He pulls the trigger and I feel the blow A burst of rounds take my horse below And as I lay there gazing at the sky My bodys numb and my throat is dry And as I lay forgotten and alone Without a tear I draw my parting groan

i vote me vs all of ZM, no guns, i get my sai's and saxe to wipe the sweat from my bro, give me water and itch my ball sack.

thats it, the 'in h butt' is my new ZM euthanism everytime someone does something stupid that puts themselves in jeapardy or someone else in danger but makes it throgh alive. since stupidity and death = 'level of failure=Epic' even though some little twat on this forum stole it off me..cant remember who though...

just a quick one. how many admins know about uk escape and let alone play on it. All i ever see is just me, saxe, flux and widow. Is there a reason people avoid it (aside from the british kids spamming the mics)?

Life is hard and shitty sol, only today a close friend of mine came into work in tears due to her 30 year old son (2 kids of his own) got wiped out in a car crash. one second living, next second ended. Remember, no matter how shitty it gets mate, it could get alot worse. Keep your chin up son, keep on fighting to find your place in life. Nothing comes easy to us in life, but when we achieve it and outdo oursevles, then we realise it was worth it. We are all behind you bro, make your life worth living.

this isnt just pot brownies... this is m&s brownies

Something i made. http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&lang=uk&code=0da55bb008a412009a4aafea9b45838f

can they just mail me a sheet of bubble wrap and i suffocate my manager with it? and havok,can u send me more scripture from the book of havok, i likes. sounds similar to the litanies of the commissar. I.E man with no head, cause no problems.

any one else excited to see if the new game engine can support the great devouring tyranids who are, in all fairness...the sex...almost as sexy as raven maniac..but not quite..

luciferian of the black rose. and no...i dont sacrifice goats and shit...those are those creepy occultists...and people that shop at lidl.

0.953 must have been touching myself at the time. Pleading innocence

just go to some backwash redneck hillbilly town like the one saxe lives in and you can marry them legally.

knights, new plan!!! Instead of linching pre-pubescants for their mindless mic debauchery, we instead....steal all the old gits speakers instead!! come on guys, just cus they sounds like a rather disturbing episode of the clangers with their high pitched voices, some of them are good like droooogies with a shotty. If they do the whole "listen to me, hey guys, listen, please listen, i can fly, guys listen" etc etc etc, just mute or kick for mic spam. If you ignore the high pitched sonic burst of their voices, most are just normal players or mic spammers. If saxe or jen were to lose their balls in a vice and start high pitched speaking, we would be supportive to them. Let us join hands and be their for a zombie hunting children.

well done boys, good to have the mature AO now as BD, should be even more elite forum and serversnow. good stuff

simply because microshock is a damned idiot and we are not, hence we wont stoop to his level, we will leave him to his own little devices.

i personally believe its sorry you got caught, but either way, my opinion means sod all, its down to the maturity and wisdom and AO or even BOD to sort this out

could you go jump off that cliff sol? *sits, waits and watches to see if he does*