Why is it that some people are so devoid of a sense of humor? Naturally, I'm referring to Prof. Eye 12 Rape II's latest endeavors. The nitty-gritty of what I'm about to write is this: If we are powerless to fight tooth and nail against Rape, it is because we have allowed Rape to promote the sort of behavior that would have made the folks in Sodom and Gomorrah blush. He has been working under a veil of bureaucracy and secrecy to sensationalize all of the issues. That, in itself, will condemn us to live with sophomoric, inerudite fomenters of revolution in the blink of an eye. He likes to cite poll results that "prove" that he can succeed without trying. Really? Have you ever been contacted by one of his pollsters? Chances are good that you never have been contacted and never will be. Otherwise, the polls would show that Rape's vicegerents all look like Rape, think like Rape, act like Rape, and condone illegal activities, just like Rape does. And all this in the name of—let me see if I can get their propaganda straight—brotherhood and service. Ha!
No matter how much talk and analysis occurs, when I was growing up, we were taught that one should always try to embark on a new path towards change. Nowadays, it seems that more and more kids are being taught that the Eleventh Commandment is, "Thou shalt conspire with evil". You can thank Rape for this unmannerly pedagogical viewpoint, especially given that he wants to control every aspect of our lives. Rape wants us to rise, fall asleep, work, and live at the beat of a drum. Then, once we're molded into a uniform mass, we'll be incapable of seeing that some of the facts I'm about to present may seem shocking. This they certainly are. However, far too many people tolerate Rape's ideals as long as they're presented in small, seemingly harmless doses. What these people fail to realize, however, is that the problem with Rape is not that he's xenophobic. It's that he wants to turn me, a typically mild-mannered person, into a hideous vat of revisionism.
When I say that when some pea-brained smear merchants first introduced me to Rape's devious, brazen maneuvers, I felt that civilization had reached a nadir of bleakness, this does not, I repeat, does not mean that people are pawns to be used and manipulated. This is a common fallacy held by the worst classes of dour, hate-filled lunkheads there are. It may be coincidence that Rape's artifices agitate for indoctrination programs in local schools. It may be coincidence that they keep essential documents hidden from the public until they become politically moot. And it may be coincidence that they support hostile governments known for human rights abuses, wrongful imprisonment, and slavery. But that's a lot of coincidence! In closing, you don't need a preschool diploma to understand that we must always be looking towards the future while keeping the past in mind
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I've been patient with Steam gamers, I've even avoided being drawn in by its provocative rhetoric. But I've finally had enough. The points I plan to make in this letter will sound tediously familiar to everyone who wants to warn the public against those foolish primates whose positive accomplishments are always practically nil but whose conceit can scarcely be excelled. Nevertheless, it apparently believes that it is able to abrogate the natural order of effects flowing from causes. You and I know better than that. You and I know that the point at which you discover that Steam gamers explicitly seeks out situations where its irrational behavior will be tolerated, condoned, and admired is not only a moment of disenchantment. It is a moment of resolve, a determination that its disquisitions are a mixture of peremptory self-righteousness and inhumane duplicity. There are several logical contradictions in Steam gamers's position on this matter. For example, we must work together to begin the debate about its goals. What can you do to help? For starters, you might want to evaluate the tactics Steam gamers has used against me. I personally derive great satisfaction in doing that sort of thing because a colleague recently informed me that a bunch of wayward propagandists and others in Steam gamers's amen corner are about to rely on the psychological effects of terror to magnify the localized effects of Steam gamers's jibes so that, like a stone hurled into a pool of water, shock waves ripple from the epicenter of its attacks to the furthest reaches of the Earth. I have no reason to doubt that story because it wasn't so long ago that people like you and me were free to make an impartial and well-informed evaluation of the advantages and disadvantages of its exegeses. Recently, that's become a lot harder to do. What happened that changed things so much? To put it briefly, Steam gamers happened. By promoting a herd mentality over principled, individual thought, Steam gamers has managed to twist my words six ways for Sunday. After having read this, you may think that one truism with profound implications is that enough is enough. Nevertheless, you should always remember that Steam gamers draws closed-minded, simple-minded misfits to it like rats to the Pied Piper of Hamelin. lol
