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It's like he's on constant PMS.

I'm out.

I appreciate that there was no trolling intent behind your post, but a line has to be drawn somewhere and I draw mine at that kind of shit...quite literally.

Chickswithdicks. That's how I roll.

My word, you must forgive me! I totally misunderstood. I must learn not to jump to conclusions the way I did. Lesbians justify any kind of animated homosexual, coprophilial beastiality. I especially liked the part where the Queen from the Alien saga was getting fucked up the ass, that was pretty sweet.

You posted a link to a flash video containing images of a multitude of individuals engaging in penetrative homosexual sex, including Godzilla...a freakin' dinosaur. Sorry to break the news to you, but you're one sick fuck.

Playing on de_dust2 as a CT trying to defuse the bomb at A with only one terrorist remaining. He was in CT spawn whilst I was up top looking around before I tried to defuse. He threw a nade at me, it bounced off my face (it literally looked as though it hit my screen) and went back down and killed him. Never had anything so epic or even similar happen since.

Done that last night. The issue still persists. I got a new router for Christmas and that seems to be what is causing the problem. Steam support says to "Disable QoS and uPnP. You also need to go into the router and disable UPnP and QoS if it's there and you should ONLY have TCP/IP checked in the network properties for your Internet connection." I have no idea what that means and how I go about doing it though. Edit: Game crashed and I got "GetDynamicBaseline: FindStringIndex(171) failed."

He's gay. Definitely gay.

Therefore you don't get custom skins and whatnot.

For some reason I will randomly disconnect mid-game when playing CS:S. There is no error message or anything of that sort, I simply disconnect and end up at the main menu. Does anyone have any idea as to why this is happening?

lol

One of the kills was an AFK = Instant fail.

We need to get the original engi-squad back in business on warpath.

God I fucking love Chaos.

I don't get it. Why is this funny?

Wow, that's the smartest post I've ever seen you submit. Moar pls.

Why does everyone keep saying rewarded?

If there are a bunch of Ts crowding around you, tell them to disperse, if they don't then kill the nearest one to you and the others should scatter. If this isn't the case, you'll most likely have aggravated them and they'll begin to rush you. If you see them moving any closer after the first guy died, spray for your life, they were told to disperse and they didn't. Just be sure not to hit anyone behind them in the distance. Say you tell someone to go to the pool and not to delay or detour, if they just stand there repeat the command and give them a warning shot. If they continue to do nothing/detour/delay, then kill them. If there has been a rebellion repeat the rule once and notify them of the threat of instant kills. Nine times out of ten this results in whining and crying the next round, just ignore it - it's PB. If they have been told not to jump, then they aren't supposed to jump. If the rule is to crouch down and suck you off they have to do it. You can kill them as they are directly disobeying an order by jumping, but it's down to your discretion. You can either kill anyone who jumps and end up with like 3 people left to do nothing for the rest of the round, or you can warning shot/kill just one person and anyone with an ounce of intellect will stop (so...not many then). Yes. If a terrorist has a gun and is firing it (doesn't matter where) or pointing it at any guard, make swiss cheese out of him.

Warning shots at the moment are a fail-safe. Without warning shots people used to take advantage of it by telling the terrorists to go somewhere and then killing them if they so much as looked in a different direction. The admins couldn't do anything about it because being a nazi-guard wasn't against the rules. Just play the damn game, if a terrorist is being a bitchy little asshole and spouting "YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME A WARNING SHOT", then just kill him. For example, if all Ts are told to go to the cage and one runs in a completely different direction then that is kill worthy. However I'll stand for the rule as it prevents assholes killing Ts for looking in a different direction.

Uh, I don't think this will end too well.