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It's because it means they'd have to shell out extra money for an anti-cheat, when they can just do minor updates to VAC for a tenth of the cost. There's a reason SMAC and the like exist, because VAC is, has always been, and always will be, one of the worst anti cheats that exist.

can we just remove csgo this entire fucking game was a massive mistake in it's entirety it didn't introduce, but it popularized and exploited one of the most atrocious business models in video games today. even free to play games like heroes of the storm allow you to unlock cosmetics just by playing the game, they don't force you to shell out $2.50 a case just for a 1/1000 chance to get something that isn't horrendously ugly. even ignoring that the entire system that csgo is based on is just abysmal. valve doesn't get that 1/2 if not more of their fanbase from CS:S doesn't give a shit about competitive, it was always about the custom gamemodes. we are about 5 years into CS:GO being released and you still have to jump through hoops and ladders just to get a simple mod to function, just for valve to come along and break literally every single plugin with a basic ass patch that takes the modders a full day to fix. i mean, there was a joke way back when that every single time garry touched gmod he managed to break all of the gamemodes, including the gamemode included in gmod, ttt. valve at the moment is basically that but 5X worse. the hilarious part is csgo literally only got any level of popularity because of skins. this game was fucking dead until skins and their crappy, broken matchmaking that is the laughing stock of even all of the other FPS, tf2 excluded, came along. literally the only reason i actively support valve nowadays is because of steam, and even i believe the GoG is better in almost every way.

Simple solution: Make an award for playing with Haggard. The catch: It can only be given retroactively if you have screenshot/video proof.

"songs to squat to"

Prop surfin is standing on a prop and using another prop to levitate in the air. Regular surfing and clambering on top of props are not counted.

You literally waited until 1 hour before may the 4th ended The guy with a Star Wars avatar, a Star Wars signature, a Star Wars artwork showcase on steam, who's primary group is a Star Wars group, who is one of the 60 people that actually enjoy TOR, who played almost every single Star Wars game up to this point, who used to use Star Wars names as his steam name Took 23 FUCKING HOURS to make a May the 4th thread. Goddammit Potatoes.

are you ok friend do you need to talk

We've tried Minecraft at the very least 4 times in the past It has NEVER worked.

Back during cs:s it was used almost exclusively on minigames, and almost exclusively from a folder that Paul put in MG. If I'm not mistaken, CSGO doesn't use sm_play the same as CS:S, so it is unlikely that it will ever make a comeback. /play paul/noise.mp3 kippe

this tbh

Might as well throw in my 2 cents. Say a player is killed in TTT and is upset about it, he then proceeds to RDM the guy that killed him the following round and attempts to kill another person, however he is killed. Before any punishments could even be handed out, the player leaves the server. What should happen then?

Not my fault you managed to do less for SG as AO than I am as SA

I'm just going to say Once upon a time we allowed sprays with nudity within reason and deciding whether it should be changed/removed was up to the admin's discretion. The difference between in-server and on-forum is that in-server, there is an assumption that the player is at least 17 years old, if not 18, also the warning sticker "Online interactions are not rated by the ESRB". On the forums, however, there is absolutely nothing stopping people. Anyone can get on the forums, even if they're 8 years old, we have no age gate, no required signup to view many forums, and even no minimum age requirement for any forums at all post-signup. Nothing in the slightest bit, and as such, it is entirely technically illegal for this site to have any 18+ picture on the public section of the forums, and even more technically illegal to have it at all. (Yes, this picture shouldn't have even been posted, FYI.)

Don't worry, I'll make sure to inform you how shit you are.

The only 7 year old I'll ever say this to You better fukin come back soon kid.

I played 3 as a kid and absolutely loved it. Now I find it massively underwhelming Nostalgia didn't hit me this time. The story to Fallout 3 is complete and total trash, as is the way it completely butchered the lore, honestly. And the gunplay I'm sure most people would agree kinda sucks, which is why you spend 90% of the game in VATS. On the other hand, the world and exploration of Fallout 3 is easily the best part of the game, as well as the best part of ANY Bethesda game. New Vegas, on the other hand, has a legitimately great story and world/lore to it, as well as improving the gameplay by doing something as goddamn simple as adding ironsights. I can't get through FO3 at all without VATS but I tend to only use VATS on Cazadores in NV. The only real problem NV has is the starting path, but once you get out of what I call "Tutorial lane" the game opens up a great deal and gives a lot more freedom of exploration. Fallout 4 has one of the single most dogshit story with the most dogshit sidequests for a majority of the game I've ever seen, sans like 1 or 2 DLC. Not only that but they butchered the level up system almost entirely stripping away any true level of player input, where now you have a list of "Ok, do you want to be sneaky or shooty? Do you want to lockpick or hack stuff?" So on, you follow down specific paths until you get to max level where you're yet another generic bethesda jack of all trades god of mankind, except without the in-depth systems involved with it like in their other games. Even Skyrim is better than this shit. But hey, at least the gunplay and exploration is really fun, right? They should've fucking ENTIRELY removed the fallout title and made it a new series, because fuck's sake, this isn't what Fallout is supposed to be. Not including FO 1 and 2 because 3/4 of this community likely hasn't played it. I will say you should DEFINITELY play both of them, they are both amazing games. Ultimately I can still easily recommend Fallout NV to anyone who gives half a shit about the story and lore of Fallout, and can recommend FO4 if you completely ignore the Fallout connotations and just play it just as a generic mid-apocalyptic exploration/crafting game. I can't recommend Fallout 3 to anyone at all.

What's your favorite famous otter? Personally I'm a fan of Lottie from Winnie The Pooh, though it might seem a bit obvious.

Saying "People without mics shouldn't be giving orders because nobody reads chat" is like saying "People without mics shouldn't get admin because nobody reads chat" Stop being lazy and look at the lower left corner of the screen, if a chat order comes before a mic order, you can follow that, if you get shot for it, bring it up to an admin so they can talk to the offending CT about READING THE DAMN CHATBOX. Also, generally, when a micless person gives orders generally there's a T/CT with mic willing to vocalize it, but whatever.

Why do we always do the same 5 things every map then? :ano:

reminds me of...

You're an admin my dude, tell them that if they don't like it they can bring it up to Slade, Jake, or Caution. There are so many "Sorta in the rules but not really" that it's up to the admin's discretion for the most part.

This isn't about any specific one-way but rather every single one-way as a whole. Let's say a CT gets into an easy-to-reach one-way and then says "All Ts freeday no (area the 1way is at)": All his CT buddies die because freeday, so he's last CT, so he can just instakill anyone entering the area. This is just a complete and total bullshit asshole move on the part of the CT and can EASILY be abused just to farm kills, along with ruining an entire round because one CT decided he didn't want to die. I get that Freedays are for Ts to just do what the hell ever, but when 3/4 of the server typically rebels and tries to kill all of the CTs on a freeday, and they can't even fucking touch the last one because he's in a one-way, and the entire server is just forced to watch one person knife a soccer ball, one person bob his head in disco, and one person failing to bhop in main cell area, while the CT does nothing but watch the entrance to his protected area for 2 minutes, it kinda ruins the fun for a lot of people. Maybe there should be some restriction like, "No camping one-ways as last CT" or some shit like that.

Finally got that AK my dude? Can we expect to see Erik in the national news sometime soon? Naw for real, hope everything's going well, we'll be waiting for you my man.

What's your favorite species of Otter? Personally I'm fond of the Oriental Small-clawed, it's so cute :3

@Caution