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Chobber

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  1. My job is so fucking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with: First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe. The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat. But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fucking day. Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit. TL;DR - Get baked.
  2. Always welcome here, brutha So, do what Lux said!
  3. Fucks

    http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=tippexperience&feature=iv&annotation_id=annotation_820885
  4. What's your major? :d

  5. Hey Matt, what are you studying?

  6. Some people call me a pedophile.. I just call it sexual education..
  7. Just My Luck.

    What camera did you get?
  8. Hi and welcome to my crib..
  9. Try my game!

    Nice game, dude! Really!
  10. So true, Garfield.. The stuff about Steamgamers was the best part!
  11. Ossum! Good job!
  12. Love Berlin.
  13. Thanks for everything! Can't wait till you get back to us! And all the best of luck with the marines.. Oh and Didn't you US' just allow gays in the military? A hole is a hole..
  14. 2011, a new year!

    PM this guy..
  15. Win!
  16. I guess he means back links? The better your Google Page rank (for instance) is, the more every link on your site weighs within Google.. I believe it goes from 1-10 or so (the page rank) and is growing exponentiel at a factor 8.. Meaning a link on a PR 1 site = 8 "points" .. a link on a PR 4 site = (((8x8)x8)x8) = 4096 "points".. If I caught the google system the right way at least.. Your site has a pagerank of 2.. I believe Steamgamers.com/forum has a pagerank of 4.. So in theory, the links on the forums weigh more to google than the backlinks on your site.. But again, the more traffic you get; the better pagerank you'll get! It's a really nice site still, though! SEO is a bitch!
  17. Hey hey heey! Welcome back!
  18. Close run!
  19. I would say copy/paste if he had more text on it (which is what Google is reading).. But generating more traffic (internation as well) would eventually boost up the income..
  20. thats so evil!!!!!

  21. No, not true.. Distribution of material which you do not have the necessary ownership rights or distributional rights is illegal.. Those manuals are copyrighted by the automobile companies but are not under any distributional rights.. It's a really nice start, Jewpiter!
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