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I sexually identify as Harambe the Lowland Gorilla. Ever since I was a boy I have dreamed of eating fruits and plants in the captivity of a zoo. People say to me that being an endangered Lowland Gorilla is impossible and I'm fucking retarded, but I don't care, I'm a beautiful and strong silverback. I'm having a plastic surgeon install Gorilla arms, legs, torso, and a bulletproof vest on my body. From now on, I want you to call me Harambe and respect my right to eat, live with, and fuck other Gorillas. If you can't accept me you're a Gorilla murdering Zoophobe and you need to check your primate privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up toddler my name is harambe but u can call me t3h G0Rr1lLa oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very wild!!!! thats why i came over the fence, 2 meet random anmls like me _… im 17 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 drg kids arond w/ my zookeeper (im untamed if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite activty!!! bcuz its SOOOO wild!!!! hes wild 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random anmls =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here in this z0o so get ur DiCks 0ut!!!! DiCKsOUt4H4ramBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein wild again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!
love and dicks out,
t3h G0Rr1lLa oF d00m