Wooper

About 3 songs of my playlist worth of time

There I was. A Friday afternoon. After just finishing my nightly 3 hour long praying session to our lord and savior Jesus Christ like a good Christian lad, I decided that I had done enough good earlier today to visit the Steam-Gamers website's forums for a whole hour. "Oh golly gee willikers!" I said to myself, preparing myself to share my faith with the many good Christians. I opened the front page with glee. There in the chat box I saw my good faith-full friend Malibu posting a link to some unknown delight in chat box. I looked at it wondering what kind of joyous wonders I was in for. As I moved my mouse pointer over that link, God appeared before me. He said to me, "Wooper, clicking that link will send you down a fallen path. Do as you may but beware the consequences." I stared back at the screen. I was foolish. There is no way a link sent by my good friend could taint my mind or soul. Clenching my holy rectum, I clicked on the enticing link. A young harlot's pair of breasts suddenly appeared before my very eyes. I waited a second then thought to myself, "Hmm, that wasn't so bad. This fine lady was just misguided." But then it happened. My body began to contort, stretch, and change in ways I couldn't imagine. My neck grew a beard as long as the rivers. My fingertips became bronze and rich with the dust of many a cheeto. My hair grew longer and formed in the shape of a ponytail, while a growth on my head formed into the shape of a fedora. A surge of euhporic pulses were sent down my back as I donned a newly formed cape. I ran to the bathroom to see myself in the mirror. The site shook me terribly and I tried to give out a terrible scream. But all that came out of my mouth was "xd." It had happened. I had become a memer. Please good people of Steam-Gamers. Don't let this happen to any of the good innocents left. I plead of you. This fate is not one that I wish upon anyone. Lets have an anything goes section for boobs and stuff. Problem solved.