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  1. Apparently, this also needs a title. So the title will be: Attack on Big Bang theory; Chapter One: The Death of a non-penny, desu desu. This is NSFW, kinda? As the evening passed away into the night and my chances to rob her slowly dwindled away into nothing, I was surprised to find that I didn't care. For once in my life, I was the one falling head over heels for a girl and not the other way around. It was kind of a nice change. Before long the bartender announced the last call. I didn't want to say goodbye. "Do you want to come back to my place for another drink?", I asked her. She smiled that beautiful smile and I took her hand in my own. We left the club together and caught a cab back to my house. I couldn't believe the way this night was turning out. I had given up on finding love, only to have it dropped in my lap. Providence may be one twisted son of a bitch, but I was thinking I might be able to forgive her if this all worked out. She leaned in and kissed me gently on my lips. Her eyes seemed to sparkle in the moonlight. My heart skipped a beat. I pulled her into my arms and we began to kiss more passionately. I could feel the warmth of her body. "Take me", she gasped. I led her to my bedroom and we laid down on my bed together. We continued our passionate kiss as she reached down and began to fondle me. I could feel my spaghetti sliding out from my pants as she lavished it with attention. "Oh god", I rasped. I panted softly from the sensations coursing through my body. Anna shifted position on the bed. She ran her tongue up the base of my pasta and planted a soft kiss on the meatballs. She was skilled, to say the least. Tired of teasing, Anna slowly took my entire plate of hot, moist, spaghetti into her mouth. She began to gag and choke, violently shaking her head as the last of her life flashed before her glossy eyes. I had a bad feeling about this bitch, and now she's dead with a throat full of my mothers slightly sauced pasta. "onni-chan, don't you know not to take more than you can chew?" I shrugged, the laughtrack in the background playing louder and louder as I hold my smirk and pose. This was how it ends, I thought, not with a bang, but with Bazinga. I'll keep my paypal open.
  2. Come on you three, I KNOW this subject has been covered and you know the answer already.. I'm going to actually lock the thread because someone neglected to do so when waltzing out of this thread. @MyHobos
  3. AKA Darksouls 3 Mix
  4. [soundcloud] [/soundcloud]
  5. [soundcloud]https://soundcloud.com/jameslandino/mr-nevermind[/soundcloud]
  6. If you're "accidentally" killing your T buddies a bunch of times by accident, you need to rework your strategy. Just because you're a T doesn't mean you pull the trigger at anything that moves. Even though TTT is a fast paced gamemode, you should have a general idea where your T buddies are at. The ONLY reason I could see the rings not being effective is in a situation where two T's are close enough where you cannot see the red ring. I can see where you could accidentally kill a T buddy with a stray bullet, or unannounced mine/C4/jihad, but as a T, there are not a lot of you on a team. If you kill one of your own, it could easily result as a loss for your team, and a botched T round. That being said, I'm curious of what options and implications we can add about this...issue. No promises. @arottenpickle
  7. Moved to rules and discussion. I'm assuming this is a JB question. Goku's word is final on this subject, but there isn't a rule against CT's playing minigames. Common sense should be used when deciding if a CT should play a minigame or not because of all the situations of JB. Example 1: T's are playing a deathgame, game is simon says, or could be deathrun, or almost any other minigame, CT wants to join in, so he disarms in armory, and joins the T's. Sure, why not, he's probably going to get stabbed, but it's just for fun. I don't see this as a problem. Example 2: Players are going through there rounds, CT's aren't doing that well, for the past 3 rounds, the only CT remaining alive has been playing surf every round, not helping his team out until he is the last one left. He isn't really breaking any rules, but he isn't helping his team out either, so he should probably swap teams. (Or go to the Minigames server!) Also, if he continues to play games as a last CT, and delaying the round, he will be switched. Example 3: All T's are at climb, a CT wants to play, he asks the T's not to kill him and jumps in. He gets stabbed and killed. This is not okay, and can be seen a form of gunplanting. Again, if a CT isn't helping his team, he should switch. I'm not going to write out every possible scenario, but use common sense, and if something doesn't feel right, feel free to speak up and ask fellow players and admins for advice. Again, gonna get @Goku 's word on the subject, but that's how I roll on that topic.
  8. You kidding me? You're gonna use my title, and post best ponynon-discord related ponyshit? Now, for what I was actually going to post: [video=youtube;P5AbhDdwK-Q]
  9. There could be many reasons why that shot didn't kill, here are a few examples: 1: Latency, the time it takes for your input to be relieved by the server. 2: CS:GO still bugged, this is becoming less frequent with updates, but still a small possibility. and my personal favorite: 3: You missed. Just because you place your crosshair on the head of the enemy does not guarantee a hit. Weapon accuracy, distance from target, movement, and aimpunch are a few of many factors regarding you hitting your shot or now. It's hard to tell the difference between server Latency and human error, but the best way to improve this sense is to record your gameplay. Also, I can actually attest to poor performance sometimes with hit registration on the PB servers sometimes, but I will never attribute it to the fact that they are 64tick. 64tick being the cause of poor performance simply does not make sense.
  10. Do you happen to have any file restore points, or any backups of your files? Do you have any screenshots or documentation of these windows or updates? Also, did you upgrade to windows 10?
  11. Metalocalypse. No closure, just a massive cliffhanger with too many questions that needed answering. Fans and even staff alike attempted to revive it, but to no avail. Sent from Tapatalk
  12. [video=youtube;l9uV-MWSt28]
  13. 2302 TF2 1479 CS:GO on this account..
  14. Literally house of the dead, expect with guns and gore, and instead... This is too anime. What the fuck. No. Fuck this thread, I'm out.
  15. Not gonna bash, but you may want to read up on audio composition. The first song sounds like I'm listening with a pillow on my head.
  16. Just an update: I had to cancel the stream for tonight due to becoming an AO. Count on tomorrow, I'll try to hit it in the late afternoon/evening.
  17. Thank you all for the support and the opportunity to help make our community even greater. I never would have thought I would get so involved with this community to the point of going above SA, and I wanted to give a shoutout to everyone who doesn't suck. Congrats @Punky @ShoieP and @Leon Mordecai, very well deserved~
  18. http://www.twitch.tv/5l4de soon to change though..
  19. CTs should be clear and direct with their orders. It makes it clear to the T's what needs to be done, and allow newer players to understand what's going on. In a situation involving a wall, I will find something relatable near the surrounding area. Such as in pool, "Go against the wall farthest away from diving boards". Repeat and use force as needed.
  20. Just FYI, I'm going to be giving this away during my stream this evening. Doesn't matter if you're watching or not, but I'll be sure to drop your name on the stream, and the forums. This is also the last chance for anyone to sign up.
  21. You know what, you might be right. The iPhone 7 won't be the first without a headphone jack.
  22. mlg nosc

    No airhorn effects? 10/10 It's Okay -IGN
  23. Question has been answered already, however, you should always do a quick gun search while in main cell. That is the entire reason "step out of your cell, face the back, and freeze" was originally used for. But, shit happens, if a prisoner pulls out a gun and points it at you, they should be killed. If it's just a quick mousewheel flick, or other obvious accident, tell them to drop it, and move on. Technically, if they whip it out, accident or not, you can kill them. But it's a dick move, you could also be giving the gun to an aggressive T Teammate when the gun drops. PB is situational, that's the magic of it. At this point, with all of the rules, technicalities, and especially situations, we'd need a PrisonBreak Wiki. No, it's probably not going to happen.
  24. I don't go ham, because it can suck up memory, but I work with this.
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