Matt.

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The story: One fine day I got Halo One and obsessed… I knew that my Xbox kept filming me singing to Scat Man. Though Matt picked the WORST song in the world to dance to and that song makes me wanna punch a cat and break it's tiny spinal cord. But then Nayr tried to taste dog fur at Hank's new restaurant, and there was plenty to go around. But then the osmophobic Solanum tripped over Matt’s foot breaking his nose. Then Solanum smelled Matt’s greasy hair while quoting Shakespeare and eating his dog fur platter, Hank's restaurant specialty. The END Please :lock:

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lmao My DeviantART page: $78 My MySpace: $93

probably the money Hag gets for Admin and Donations. What site is that?

I use Special shampoo "a hole". As for Arcs thing... and eating his

lol I had Hermit Crabs but they both killed eachother I think. But here is my weagle Drusilla, the emo dog. Anyone whos played CS with me will recognize that picture.

Then Solanum smelled

Couple of animations i did a long time ago... They kinda suck. Yeah and the wall of fury crap i did when i was 10 so thats why its so crappy and has my name on it lol. Other pics...

Everyone should know this game. One person posts a Would you rather question (make it hard or disgusting but not too disgusting) and the next person answers it and rights a new question. This one i got from a book... Would you rather... Have your faced scraped against sand paper for 2 hours? Have your face shredded by a cheese grade for 2 minutes? Yeah its a stupid first question but just to get this started with an easy one.

I take it you never watched Happy Days. Its The Fonz.

Whooooooooooa. Congrats

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By the time everyone reads this it'll be his birthday but whatever. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

osmophobic solanum tripped (osmophobic is fear of smells )

Three girls, a red head, burnette, and a blonde were forced to jump off a cliff, but before they did, they were granted 1 wish. The red head walked to the edge of the cliff and said "I wish I was a bird!" So she turned into a bird and flew away. Then the burnette walked to the edge and said "I wish I was a fish!" So she turned into a fish and fell into the stream below and swam away. Finally the blonde walked to the edgen and as she was walking she said "I wish I was a--" when she tripped on a rock and said "Ah Shit!" So she turned into a peice of crap and fell to the bottom.

Shocking.... PS> Whitest Kids U Know is a great show.

The worst pain I ever had was when I was cleaning my kitchen and a knife laying on top of the fridge was bumped off and cut off the top part of my pointer finger. It was around the fold but the whole part with the nail had been cut off. It had to be surgically put back on. That was about 2 years ago. My finger nail still doesnt grow. So what is the worst pain you've felt?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=c76KlfLWLBE Robot Chicken Counter Strike. And AFK Blade was in it for those who are friends with him.

That was a kid walking to school.... He survived though.

"ZM NameStealer"?

Haggard you might have messed up your ear drum. When I had an ear infection the doctor told me about somebody who pushed a qutip in so far it damaged their ear drum. I don't know if it came back or not but you should definately see a doctor to get it checked out. PS. Quote from Qtip container: "Do not insert into ear canal"

tried to taste

Here just post anything you want thats random. Doesnt have to have anything to do with other posts just post!

Yeah gonna get the orange box but right now my comp is low on memory. And i need a new graphics card.