Matt.

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you. ____________ A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.” The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.”

How do you keep an idiot busy? (See post above)

How do you keep an idiot busy? (See post below)

It tastes like gummy worms to me. I dont like it.

lets see, NES Gameboy Gameboy Color Nintendo DS Sega Genesis Sega Saturn Dreamcast Game Gear PS1 PS2 Nintendo 64 Gamecube

and that song

lol I copied that from zm staff and contacts thread And people your supposed to vote on all of them. Or whatever EOs can just close this if its that much of a problem for admins.

Deleted for offensiveness and people so damn confused.

though Matt picked (Again...I am an attention whore)

Lol nice fancifying the one I copiied and pasted. (I'm using lol too much again)

50% European 30% American 10% Irich 10% Mexican (OH YEAH!)

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I ate Howard Sterns ***** yet it was smothered in ***** ****** and some whit gooey vasaline. I win.

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I once ate a bowl of nails.... With no milk. BEAT THAT! But why did you let the fly burrow in. Just shake it off. Wow this is a pointless thread.

Well I won a free copy at the local Steam cafe with like 5 360's. I owned all the other guys asses and the best part is... I don't have a 360! I just gave it to one of my friends the next day lol. I should have sold it:rolleyes:

ZOMG OH NOES! Taht scareded the crap out of mes!

[Please Check the sticky at the top of the off topic section for the full story #1] thanks, Jack [P.S.][Thanks matt for writing that up for all of us and posting it up on Deviant art hehe looking forward to the feed back on it] Oooh got a thanks for typing it up. So far DeviantART has no comments I'm just hoping I don't get flagged. I made zombiemurder Its own account for it so its not my problem lol. Well lets continue fo a part 2 EDIT: Got flagged and banned for pedophile problems. Good thing I made the account at the library.

There were 20 people in the group and so far only 1 person has added it...

Awww. I'm at the top. When it comes to having fun with other admins I would say: Hank Omega JonQ (I'm glad your back) James

Lets all jump on the banwagon by posting here! ....

LitKey Jack Sparrow Omega Red Tampon Henda

I have a better pic. Henda I got you some deoderant.

or if you want a better picture quality press Prt Scrn on your keyboard. its right above delete and insert. After you press that go to paint and photoshop and right click then paste.