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Don "Beefy Dick" and Zack "Isaac Ahmed" and The tale of the Altered Beast
prelude;
Chapter 1: Some Context
You feel as though you're mistaken, that this idea isn't the brightest. Inconspicuously, you take a step in, knowing that you are far from the best. Zack, as they call you in the East, is not prepared to become one with the Altered Beast. Crimson red are the walls; so are your tears. Unprepared, you move along the dark, slimy alleys that are here. Intermittent light flashes guide you through the depth of this unknown cavity. Scared, naive, but curious, you continue your advance, knowing what awaits thee.
Chapter 2: "Encounter" No.69 Op. 48 No. 2 In C
Zack's journey had just begun
The cloudy sky revealed the disappearing sun
Blazing
Burning
Soon vanishing
The Adventurer's gazing
The unknown depths below
Shadowed by the weeping willow
An unexpected encounter
Dear, why scream louder
I may seem nearly deceased
It is I, the Altered Beast
Chapter 3: A Change In Perspective
October 31st. Can't be more cliché, right? Fuck that shit. I'm cold, scared, wet. I don't know where I am. So what I entered this weird, dark, terrifying cave as the sun set? That shit's fiction. Hell, if there is something alive down this hole, Ima be eating this bitch. I'm hungry.
As I crawled in the darkness of the unexplored cave in front of me, I heard a growling. Something... inhumane, creepy. You know that dumb uncanny valley bullshit? Yeah, that kind of creepy. It did sound like.. a man, but it didn't. I continued working my way through, towards what could have emitted such a sound. Don't fucking tell me it was a bad idea, come on, of course it was. Anyways, back to me. As I kept going, I realized I didn't really want to keep going, you know? It was beyond me. Something was dragging me in. Yeah, the story is getting spooky, yeah, it's Halloween, but that shit's genuinely horrifying me.
At this point, I'm resigned to accept that this is the end. Fuck it, it either the man-eating chomper down there, or hypothermia outside.
As Zack continued his descent, the full moon rose in the sky as wolves howled in the deafening rain.
Chapter 4: Scripted Finding & Unsuspected Love
Zack walked further. The passage now wide enough for him to comfortably walk without having to crouch at times. The cave was lighting itself brighter and brighter, revealing treacherous shades of red on the floor. The intermittence of the lights soon became soft intervals, which stopped to completely light the cave in a hue between white and red. As Zack arrived to what could be interpreted as a doorway, the growling sound softened into an appeased cry, sounding more appealing each times. Zack, now fearless, entered the cavity, and faced an unknown entity. The humanoid shape slowly turned to face Zack, barely startled by his arrival.
ZACK
What in the fuck ?
BEAST
Hello Zack, I have been waiting for you.
ZACK
This ain't about waiting for shit!.. You're talking, what are you?! How do you know my name?!
BEAST
I'm not an "it", but a "who". You see Zack, I'm what you humans call an "Altered Beast". I don't bite, most of the times. I am Don "Beefy Dick", you can call me Don.
ZACK
Ha-Happy to meet y-you.. S-sir Don..
DON
Quit the formalities. Sit, let's have a meal. I heard you were hungry.
ZACK
Heard? W-who told you I wa..
Zack quit mumbling has he realized there was a full 5 course meal waiting for him on a nearby "table". In quotes, because the cave seemed to have transformed into some kind of organic matter. The counter on which the food was placed on was an abnormal growth of the wall, sturdy enough to withstand the weight of the meal. Without being squishy or disgusting, the interior of the cave felt a little bit like rock, with the consistency of the insides of some kind of monster. However, hungrier than ever, Zack sat on the floor, and ate til he could no more.
DON
I see you're now full, tell me about your day, Zack
ZACK
I.. I
Zack felt dreamy, nearly ecstatic. Bordering euphoria, Zack was just feeling.. good. Thinking it was fatigue, Zack opened his mouth to answer the question, and seemed to fall asleep, entering a lucid dream-like state.
The Beast seemed... more appealing then ever. Zack eyes opened wide. Still in a dream, he thought. The Beast and him started getting closer and closer. Without a word, they got close enough, to a certain point where the only thing that was audible were their breaths, which got shorter and shorter. The background static, the organic sounds emitted from the cave's walls seemed to stop. Zack grabbed the short 4'10 Beast by the hips, and hugged it in a natural fashion.
The breathing stopped, as a single, slow, long, eternal kiss was exchanged between the two beings.
Chapter 5: The Wakening
Zack woke up in the bathroom at his place. Eyes twitching, he vomited some more. Thanksgiving night, he had eaten way too much. After what seemed like a fever dream, he barfed for what seemed like an eternity, as the dream he had just awoken from constantly replayed in his mind. After half an hour, his abdomen seemed to lack the strength to keep going, and finally empty, Zack returned to bed, completely exhausted.
As he drifted back to sleep, still dreaming, Zack heard it again.
The appeasing cries slowly formed audible words
Hello Zack, I've been waiting for you
Zack drifted back in
Smiling
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