A day at the Beach
It was a hot, beautiful day in the state of South Carolina. A couple of members from here at Steam Gamers decided to get together on this beautiful day and visit the infamous Myrtle Beach in SC. Along for the ride was Smiley, Insidious, Souce Boss, WaVy, marymurder, Kitti, Bread, xDoodles, Black Rain, Crawfish, Cam, Lampshade, and the one crawling out of the cave from where he came, Rye.
With such a large group of people, of course they had to carpool in different cars. Black Rain was driving in her leased 2017 Black Ford Mustang, all by herself which she insisted on because her car was so fucking cool, it had a convertible and anything, it was actually really inefficient but she started throwing a tantrum in defense of it. The first group of people was being driven by Souce Boss in his 2009 Cherry Red Toyota Prius, with xDoodles, Crawfish, Lampshade, and Cam, you know like the weebs and stuff. Everyone else was in marymurder's 2005 Nasty Ass Brown Ford Excursion. No one has any idea why she has this massive diesel fueled truck but she does. Insidious, Smiley, WaVy, Kitti, Bread and Rye were all in this beast of a car.
As the group all car pooled down to Myrtle Beach, oh, and Black Rain by herself, they were all jamming out to music. Souce Boss and the weeb crew you can just picture listening to shit like
in that cherry red prius. While Black Rain was in her car listening to some
like Dj Khaled she's into that now. While the actual normal people driving with marymurder were all harmonizing to fucking
, cause they're G as fuck, except Bread he just kept silent the whole time.
After time passes, everyone shows up to the beach, with Black Rain waiting there standing next to her car because she was driving a fucking mustang and she thinks shes all that, and makes some dumbass witty comment like, "It's about time" as she pulls her aviators down and slightly on her nose slightly exposing her eyes and shit you know, like this.
Crawfish instantly jumps out of the car with all his clothes still on and sprints to the water and screams "MY HOME" and jumps into the water, we don't hear back from him again. Cam falls out of the car gasping for air because he was being knocked around as everyone else was freaking out to weeb music and he hated it all because he's not a weeb and he looks like he's about to die. xDoodles gets out and looks at everyone with a kawaii face and says because that's the only thing he fucking says and we are all confused how he was actually able to say that. Souce Boss gets out and makes the statement "Whose your Crawdaddy" and he's already got his swim trunks on and you look and it's these and they aren't even really swim trunks, it just makes everyone uncomfortable. Lastly, Lampshade's dumbass gets out looking like this revealing to us all, that he is in fact, an actual lampshade.
In the beast of a truck, WaVy gets out and does the same shit Crawfish did and runs to the water and lays down at the shore, letting the waves pick him up and take him to sea, so he can become a wave himself, really fucking weird, no one expected that from him. Bread rushes out of the car and runs to the sand, takes his hand and begins to viciously right all the lyrics to
song because he can't talk and then he turns around and smiles like he was actually apart of the harmonizing from earlier. Smiley, Rye, Insidious, Kitti, and marymurder all get out, ready to go to the beach, they look for Black Rain but shes long gone, already at the beach flirting with guys and stuff flexing her mustang, really really ignorant of her.
With Souce Boss, xDoodles going to the pier and going to the game room to look for more weeb shit to do, Crawfish and WaVy lost in the fucking water 5 minutes in, Cam in the bathroom vomiting because of the weeb he was exposed to, Black Rain flirting with guys and flexing her car being completely seperated from the group, and LampShade bumping in to stuff because hes an actual lampshade, Insidious, Smiley, Rye, Kitti, marymurder, and the mute Bread make their way down to the beach to actually swim like they were supposed to, and everyone has a good time for the rest of the day.
WaVy and Crawfish don't make it back home.
- Everyone in the story -
@xDoodles @Insidious @WavY @Bread @Kitti @LampShade @Cam @marymurder @Crawfish @Souce Boss @smiley :] @Black Rain
Thank you everyone for reading have a good day
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