John

Smith & Wesson M&P 15-22

Hi guys. Late night promshuns because I forgot to do them earlier. There is now a vacant Events Manager slot with the recent departure of Kopsta. For those unaware, Kopsta was demoted stepped down from all of his positions. He co-managed the Events Team for a long time and was great at it. Personally, I am proud of him. There are plenty of people on the team who are capable of managing it alongside Acer. That makes it really hard for us to choose just one person to promote to Events Manager. The gentleman we are bringing up has been on the team for a little bit over a year now and has contributed a ton. Please join me in congratulating Gween for his promotion to Events Manager. His responsibilities will stay the same with the addition of co-managing the team. We are also bringing back two previous members of the Design Team. We hope that these promotions will help ease the workload on the team. Please join me in congratulating Lampshade and ThRza on their promotions to the Design Team.

Hello everyone. This month we have two recipients of this prestigious award. They're both team leads so technically they would not be eligible for the award but we have made exceptions in the past and they both definitely deserve it. Let me start it off by talking about how much this first gentleman has been working to get Zombie Escape alive and going again. He isn't doing it alone but he's the main driving force. Ever since his promotion we've seen a steady population on Zombie Escape because of his events, server updates, seeding, and ability to get everyone together to help revive the server. Please join me in congratulating @thuxys for achieving Staff of the Month! Now, onto the next recipient. This guy went out of his way to make us a new Discord bot for private channels and has been working hard on the recent Minecraft MGTs. He has been a spectacular leader for his team alongside his counterpart and never stops looking for new ways to improve the team or events for the community. He's an all around positive guy and a pleasure to talk to. Please join me in congratulating @Acer for achieving Staff of the Month!

Felt like I've already listened to all the songs on Certified Boy Lover Only redeeming qualities were the Future features.

Hi guys :3 We may have forgotten to include a promotion in last night's thread but it's okay because that means this cool guy gets his own promotion thread. Tonight, oSen is graduating from the Community Advisor Class of '21 and becoming a Server Manager! He is going to bring some much needed love to Retakes and Scrim and relieve Trazz of his duties. We know he'll do some phenomenal work and make us proud. His responsibilities will include: Verify that servers are operational Reboot dead/lagged servers Assist in training new admins Search for new maps for all servers Upload maps to the servers and fast downloads site Edit map lists & rotations

congratulations you guys. it's nice to see that @thuxyswas able to battle the racist regime holding him back from managing ZE. welcome back to CA poke. please dont destroy another discord.

I'd go back in time and stop myself from impregnating Creten's mother. I'd be doing us all a favor.

I applied anyways. All you really need is 3 years of work experience. It took a while. About 4 hours to be precise. Mainly because the FAA website sucks and would not load. I ended up fully submitting my app at around 4 am because of how laggy the website was.

Hello everyone. Today we are going to be showing our appreciation for a guy who has stayed around the community through thick and thin. It is a pleasure to have him around and read all of his new posts behind the scenes. He makes spectacular posts at a CA level and puts in a ridiculous amount of effort. His suggestions and ideas may not always come to fruition but it shows that he cares enough to put aside his own time and bring new ideas to the table. Please join me in congratulating @Phoenix_ for achieving Staff of the Month!

Hey, I hope you have an excellent birthday.

Today I made a BLT. It slapped. It slapped me good. I spread mayo on one but not the other. I learned that mayo is the way to go. I toasted the bread with leftover bacon fat. Anyways, it slapped. I'm gonna use thicker cut bacon next time and maybe heirloom tomatoes

Haven't seen any band live yet but I'm hoping to go see The Killers live during their next tour.

i like the album a lot!!! i have listened to it a couple more times and yeah theres some songs that are meh but overall they're pretty great. Slay3r, Go2DaMoon, Stop Breathing, New Tank, Meh, Control, F33L Lik3 Dyin, and ILoveuIHateu are my favorites. He could have probably cut down some songs but what the fuck do I know. 9/10.

https://imgur.com/a/3oUJHEf here is a dump of screenshots i have taken. some might be duplicates. fun update. i love it.

@michebought me a GoPro Hero 8 Black so I recorded some exhaust clips. Still waiting on my wind sock to come in so that I can record from the front or inside without rage inducing wind sounds. I drove up and down a mountain road a couple times and got some cool footage but the sound is just completely useless. Currently contemplating buying a hot pipe upgrade kit. Just gotta motivate myself to do it. Last two videos are recorded on a phone though. last clip is an extra showing off how amazing the stabilization is.

Alright alright I know it's nearly August and I am just now getting around to announcing Staff of the Month June but I was real busy. I feel really bad but I hope this gentleman understands. This guy helped adding a new Anti Cheat plugin, built a new plugin for Jail Break, and has been editing plugins non stop. He's an absolute legend. I think he's probably gotten Staff of the Month 9 times? Maybe 12? If it were up to me he would be getting it every month. Please join me in congratulating @BoTofor achieving Staff of the Month!

this kid ate it faster though. not sure what to make of this. im gonna think this all through

Unfortunately someone joined the forums an hour ago and took the name dafty. Sorry! @Andrewis an asshole! I'm going to delete the new account he made.

Send in a video of you eating it in one sitting and your name might get changed back. No pauses or breaks.

Do you happen to have any large zucchinis or cucumbers in your household? @kuri