The Real Slim Jim

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This is kind of a hard one for me as a supporter, but all I can say is as long as jb is up I am a supporter, when thats not the case we can talk perks (donations are just SG NFT's). maybe something like the admin trail and aura we could get some sort of custom a vip aura or something.

id go back.

Don't worry I have the worst opinions and I'm still around. I'm reading this before the subject of this post so ill go read that and catch up but idk maybe try giving those members some private notice before hand detailing what needs to stop and how they are skirting rules?

maybe a system where most maps are static, as well as a pool of say 3 maps that changes over a set period. Maybe we can vote on these when they are changed. otherwise great list

so your interpretation of the rules taxonomy is that it repeats itself in quick concession? that is a very very slow way to write a rule. so realistically here you are telling me there is a problem with the original writing of the rule(s) and do not have the capability to do anything about it. the way I understand the taxonomy, is that there are two definitions written to describe multiple situations, not one. one being where damage was done intended to kill, the latter, and the other being where harm was done to the CT's control of the round, the former, possibly leading to the ability for a T to rebel. To me that seems like a more useful, thoughtful, consideration of the language used when writing the rule(s). Being able to kill a Prisoner for throwing a grenade at them if there was a reasonable attempt to harm or kill the Guard. The same applies for when a Prisoner is chasing a Guard and knifing at them. if you throw any grenade, and miss, but its close and was obvious it had the intention of hitting a CT, you are KOS. you are directly contradicting the wording of the server rules. go fix them instead of telling me they are broken rules. im not here asking about your problems in your role at sg, I'm here asking for something that improves a T"s ,and the team as a wholes, quality of life. in relation to the suggestion I made, which now revolves around gunplanting as you brought that up. so to reiterate, you are trying to find extra meaning to the original post, maybe you think i want to overthrow JB and be the new @All Tsor @Dominicso i can return it to its once great state. I JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN WITH THE REAMAINDER OF TIME JB HAS LEFT, THIS SEEMS LIKE A WAY TO HAVE MORE FUN. TRY SEEING THE OP FROM MY ANGLE, NOT YOURS. Uhh what? The validity of the statement stands, I changed the definition I gave in my OP. sorry, I am rather frustrated that the LSM is so tangential, and unwilling to see a valid argument. Right but all rules are currently up to admin discretion, why would this change anything about that? I personally wouldn't ask an admin to punish for that. Is it the fact i proposed a rule change in my OP? Is that why its so controversial? and actually most of his arguments are highly hypothetical, worst case scenario arguments. why are people so scared of grey areas. you can rarely 100% prove a T's intention unless they affirm it. Instead we accept lesser proof as a whole, actionable, intention. I heard the argument in the last thread about it, which I read and saw inconsistencies in previous writing on the reasoning behind rule changes in the past. I'm not here to have a point blatantly repeated. I'm here for a review of the last decision, which instead I got copy pasted the last verdict. so you are telling me they aren't a real problem, but the whole reason the interaction was removed is bc it was seen as a problem. Write it as lethals are not allowed to be dropped to T"s. I don't care how the rule is worded, I think that T"s should be able to drop grenades amongst themselves. (excuse my short wording) admin discretion is a thing, make just lethals a part of gunplanting. my op wasnt a suggestion I had a final solution, but it was asking for it to be addressed by someone who can find one. i have re worded the original post to consider the arguments presented to me by you and by scrolls. sorry if my wording stepped on toes, and was not accurate to my intentions. I didn't post it intending to argue on the forums with anyone, id think there would be some sort of discussion amongst those it concerned, followed by a nicely detailed response. not to be shut down on the spot. so if you can see that you will see why the following was somewhat unorganized. With consideration to what has been told to me, T's should be able to drop nades amongst themselves. gunplantng is not currently a serious issue or something that is abused. A vast majority of the time JB is populated zero two is on the server to enforce rules, as well as other more junior staff. so far the only problem with this proposition has been that; staff will have to enforce, and that not all nades are equally harmful. staff always have the decision to enforce, to tag, to play like a normal person. make the change revolve solely around dropping HE nades. I ask for whoever it is replying to now also see the profit in what has been said by me in this thread, albeit it took time to come to a more reasonable post, and to add to what i have asked for here, not to take away from it.

ok yeah nvm, not a shitpost, I can definitely see why you would reply to that.

so if a CT drops a toy gun ( a gun with no ammo) they should be allowed to do that? by your logic anyways. tangents throw off a thread please stop going on tangents in my thread. if you cannot keep discussions logical and cant keep your feelings towards me reasonable go post a new thread about how my thread is ridiculous. yes if that flash had the intention of harming a CT, I.e you use that flash time to run to a secret or someone else knives a CT in that flash time, you are KOS. its use is the Harm, not the HP Damage. all of these grenades can be used in a way that causes major distraction to CT's when used properly. understand the rules you are typing about before putting me on blast. the rules don't define harm as damage. IDK why you want to white knight the current ruleset so hard but its pretty cringe. when did I suggest this? I am talking about the interaction between a CT and T, Not the T's intentions with the affects of that interaction.

wait the only reply is saw from you was a meme post? maybe i missed something...

Mute yourself hater before i have to put my sk8r h8r blockers on , they are r8d at over 8 thou h8r blocks per square millimeters. nah its just an event idea not me saying I want to be braindead.

cons? server files are annoying to download/ manage on server end some players may have a certain distain for the fact they have to re do skins (maybe make them all kinda cheap?) Fail RP? feel free to add more, aswell as work arounds.

Brought to you by Cartoon Network; Swap around the themes for ZE and JB Turn ZE into guards vs prisoners for a weekend Turn JB into Weebs (protagonists) vs Zombies for a weekend >profit???

weeb event? ZE crossover event? Zombies vs Weebs inbound

I don't know if I should be happy or if I should take back my support haha

you didn't reply to your successful app, but i remember everyone hating for no reason. I think they were jealous of our constant manly ... >Reply with a shitpost >Profit??? gets called out for not being active on a server, replies with I am active. seems very reasonable and easily backable by server stats. so basically some people try and fight to defend flaws which, if they could agree to and try to overcome, aren't necessarily deal breakers for staff. Yet instead of building character in the eyes of adversity they try and be bigger than it in the moment. brb gotta go edit a post.

ZT Weebs is an untapped market for new playerbase. consider it

probably school or work, like most people the amount of time you can put into the servers/community fluctuates. pretty sure hes active on discord.

In my opinion the structure and amount of roles is detrimental to those who don't hold any, creating a massive terrifying wall for Staff to stand on and tower over us with. I believe it creates a negative exponential experience when you are a member of sg, or like to remain somewhat distant from the constant goings on and drama that brews. Acceptance required to be seen and heard Emotional return from peers/outcomes so as people become more settled in they get away with things they wouldn't have if they were new, and have to do more outrageous productive/counterproductive things to get the same reward they once did. take away the singular power letting people be more multi role, and those walls start to get brought down creating a more equal community in the process, not feeding into the exponential one we have currently. hopefully this is more productive to the original post than my last reply, as it was swiftly taken away, and it better shows my support for the idea presented in this thread.

how about this so we can cater to 13 IQ players: Gunplanting - When a CT gives a T a Weapon or Equipment or Gunplanting - When a CT gives a T a Weapon or Grenade of any type the current rule set has no implication of the items use, only the CT dropping it to them, why would nades be any different? was punishable the moment he dropped it to a T under the proposed rule set. https://www.atf.gov/file/56536/download if you go to page 5 and read; "Distraction devices may only be obtained for use by Federal, State or local law enforcement agencies." its pretty easy to see they are classified as a weapon. it seems you are playing devils advocate and trying to create the grey area by not understanding the nature of the rule change. The change would see all grenades treated as if they were a primary or secondary weapon, as they can all be used in accordance with a primary or secondary weapon to increase its effectiveness. Not to mention all of the grenades have the possibility to be used as a Direct Weapon.

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has anyone ever replied to a reply on their own admin app thread and gotten a staff position? it really seems like a way to ensure that you don't get admin, and almost that it tends to prove that you don't deserve it or that what x reply is saying is true.

I believe the changes to the ability to drop nades falls under what zzl said for rtv rule changes, adding more fixes for things can be addressed better by fixing the original thing instead. changing the rule to add all nades which are considered to be able too do reasonable harm or damage to a CT, or the Capability for a CT to control the main group of T's. Gunplanting - When a CT gives a T a Weapon the ability to drop nades between teammates is profitable, and the problem of gunplanting is quite rare, especially with the diminished server pop. I Think A revision to this ruling should be made.

I believe that jb needs a huge reformatting. the current format is outshined by other servers and is razor based ruleset/theme. I love razor as its the best map, but its shown to not be profitable. the fix is not one that can be can come an SM alone, it needs a fresh look from the original rule writer, as well as those that were around when they were scribed. Theres a saying in my industry and it is a principal to live by, Look Up And Live.

Maybe, just f*****g maybe, the problem is that the people that have been perma banned were the people that made JB fun in the first place. hackers sure no place for them. but the trolls made JB what it is for the people who cant get easy 1v5 rounds on T. personally id rather see a CT kill a troll every round with interesting orders, than see them banned for 6 months so they will never join the server again. BEGGARS CANT BE CHOOSERS, AND YOUR JB COMMUNITY HAS BEEN BEGGING FOR A WHILE NOW. JB is a roleplay server and without some weird or dumb s**t happening everyday no one gives a fuck about it. Its not a p***o film from the 80's, you play it for the storyline, and that storyline dried up harder than the actors in said films. Whatever damage has been done to the old player base's trust will never be gotten back at this point, and as every thread has stated there is next to no new way to find a new player base now that cs is in a decline. I love the JB server, but when I take a break for 6 months and come back to a blatant hacker running CT side everyday by being the loudest voice, Not to mention the fact that he was grooming younger members to follow his ideals, I LOSE (LOST) ALOT OF FAITH IN THE CAPABILITIES OF OUR HIGHER MANAGEMENT, to be true to the thoughts and opinions of its regular player base. and now, while writing this post, I know that this post may get deleted, without notification, and my words silenced because a staff member thinks it is potentially destructive or does not follow the narrative of SG. the server makes sg no money so who cares about it, oh wait not like its the reason I am a dono and will be aslong as I have an income. Trickle down economics are a big deal, and I believe it is what is happening here. The higher up staff should be willing to take one for the team once in a f*****g while rather than letting their need to be the one in the right, or the one to explain everything and have the final description. In my opinion if you don't have anything new to post here, if you just want to post what has been posted in other threads, Bugger off back to those threads. when was the last time someone streamed JB to twitch? ask yourself when the last time you spent a whole weekend playing JB and enjoying it was, and who was around to enjoy it with you. Keep those who came before you, back in a time where a servers progress wasn't a flagrant idea, in your minds. Kill the server, drag the community down with it, who the f**k cares anymore other than those who were around when it was thriving. oh wait f**k them too right, unless they agree with the agenda of course! cancel culture head ass. in light of all this negative, I want to throw a huge shout out to @Zero Twofor the massive amounts of effort he has and continues to put into the server. without him right now, the server would be legitimately dead. I have no clue what running a server is like or what goes into it on a staff level, but I'm sure it is no fun task! this man will reach out to me on steam to tell me about new updates and fixes and to try and get some Reg love put back into the server. you sir are a godsend and I need to start reciprocating some of that energy you are putting into the server.

one IS "militaristic" as it is highly modable for a new end user. Both ARE "militaristic" as they both shoot projectiles intended to end a life on the other end. neither are MILITARY RIFLES. proven by the invention of the bump stock. a tool used to get around earlier gun laws restricting the functional use of specific weapons. no it hasn't really helped. We are currently in the middle of a shooting epidemic here in NZ. The main difference is Americans see "Mass Shootings" as more tragic than a single shooting, so they ignore the fact that gun violence is a problem in most countries and it is being sold to the American public at a disproportionate rate to the reality. More populous means more incidents. That should be common sense. A solid step in the right direction with this mindset!! Mental health and social development are the two largest factors for the type of gun violence that gets spattered over the media, yet no one will even start to approach the subject that way. you used the word oxymoron like it has weight on the word 'moron', so listen here moron that is not how the context of that word works. I'm curious what other countries you are speaking of. maybe Mexico? Peru? Brazil? places in Africa? or in countries like the Philippines? all of these countries have crippling issues that go way beyond the effects of gun violence, and a lot of them have gun violence too. Countries in Europe? Just wait for one to start another war (lol another another war but Ukraine doesn't count?) and then get back to me about weapons related violence being an issue. And see that line that says suffocation? Ever wondered how many of those deaths were parents comitting homicide? Dont forget people can be vile regardless of their affiliations or their political views. yes. yes! heres the bottom line. IF THE PROBLEM YOU SEEK TO SOLVE IS MASS SHOOTINGS EVER OCCOURING, THE ONLY SOLUTION IS THE COMPLETE ERADICATIONS OF GUNS GLOBALLY. PICK YOUR CLUCKING MUTHA DUCKING BATTLES BETTER PEOPLES.