girlfriends are better for quickies.
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for example, i used toilet paper to clean up because i was too lazy to find anything else.
Five minutes ago i went to the bathroom, and to my surprise there was toilet paper stuck to me. So, I spent the next 5 minutes picking that shit off, which hurt. I then went to get a drink, in my dark kitchen with the lights off. I didnt know where the water was at in the cup, and i didnt want to stick my fingers in it because i didnt wash my hands, in which i eventually dropped it, waking my mom up. She came out and was like wtf.
This could all have been avoided...
