Adam

I'd definitely start my own whore house. My ladies will be screened daily for STDs and STIs and they can only be addicted to a minimum of one drug. Preferably not Meth or Heroin, but if they look good enough, they can work.

Word up.

Yeah... I really shouldn't have snapped like that. I don't know what came over me. I just couldn't believe it, but yeah, I don't think i'll be talking to her for awhile. I went pretty ape shit there in the parking lot. I wouldn't blame her.

So I kinda regret what I did last night. I was with this girl I met at Church (I'm not religious. My parents force me.) and we hang out all the time. She's gorgeous, nice, funny, and intelligent. I knew we were hitting things off and all and we've been the best of friends for a few months now... untill.. (Bullet time. Too lazy at this point.) We go to Starbucks Get an iced coffee together, just relaxing and talking with my dream girl. Some fag walks up to her and sits next to her. They start holding hands. The faggot then says, "By the Holy Lord! My name is Jason and this is my girlfri-" "She's your WHAT?!" I'm starting to sound really angry now. "Praise the Lord Jesus, she is." "Hey man, let's talk out side." The girl who I am interested in(I will call her Amy) looks nervous as fuck. We go outside and then all hell breaks loose. I yell at Amy. "WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU TELL ME, YOU DUMB BITCH?!" "I-I-I.." Then the faggot pulls a Bible out and start praying and shit in some fucking tongue or whatever. I didn't give a shit, I was too fucking pissed. "Our Lord and Jesus Christ shall you be blessed in the name of--" Socked that mother fucker HARD in the face. "LORD! OH MIGHTY LOR--" Continue to punch the fucker and kick him in the head with my new pair of Adidas. His face was bleeding all over. Amy starts crying. I snap out of my rage and booted it hard, far away from Starbucks. Now I'm fucking scared. What's gonna happen to me? I regret it so much.

Shit. It's been awhile since I've seen such fast paced action.

Why can't I post a video? Wtf? Anyway, Signum - The Timelord

People will always QQ and fight over shit like this.

I have a hatchet in my car.

That's why I always turn my swagger on first thing in the morning so I can avoid incidences like this. But I must admit that sometimes I just can't resist the urge to turn my swag on in the middle of the street.

LOL THANX.

yes.. yes i did.

I say you are a crazy fool, but your choice. ;P

I was bored so I made this for self-amusement in MS Paint. Just curious of what other people would think of it. It's not funny.

In all actuality I go for a typical pair of vans.

I think you broke it.

Putting a gun in your hand doesn't make you tough shit. It makes you a pussy holding a gun.

Congrats guis!

Like I've said before...

LOLOL That's a pretty funny joke. I have to give it to ya!

My '85 Subaru. Spent a fortune on it.

Fucking brilliant! Why didn't I come up with such an idea?!

I would have to assume most, if not all, do it with their home brothers.

HAWT!

If I didn't shave I would.

I'm seriously going to try that.