Adam

My exact thoughts. I just dont know If I want to get them because people gett'n jealous.

Refer back to title. They came highly recommend by a friend of the opposite sex.

Naw dude. It's all about that crank.

;) lol

I want to paint my twanger!

Singing in the Rain, Titanic, Jaws, Woodstock, Psycho, The Gold Rush, The devil Wears Prada,Taxi Driver, One flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Snow white, Matrix,Terminator, Star Wars, Pulp Fiction, The Omen, Toy Story, Clockwork Orange, Modern Times, 24 Hours of Le mans, Close Encounters, Lost Highway, The Tramp, Rear Window, The Tin Drum, Nosferatu, The Battleship Potemkin, Apollo 13, A Trip to the Moon, Speed Racer Other than that, idk. :/

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Welcome back, sir.

Welcome to the free enterprise system.

I use whatever is conveniently there.

Another one: A little boy who lived down the road once told me why his parents had adopted him and his sister. "Daddy's sperm kept falling on Mommy's lap," he explained. He also described, if I understood him correctly, how his mother's nipples turned inside out when he slapped them in the bathtub.

I worked in technical support at Silicon Graphics about a year ago, and I was part of the group that was first in line to handle problem calls. Oh, joy. Being only eighteen at the time, my experience in the field of technical support was somewhat limited, but I could still handle my own. Now, as you may or may not know, SGI sells top of the line computers used in many different industries. On average, they're about three times as expensive as personal PCs and are meant to be used by professionals in the industries they're used in. Anyway, the following call came in: Customer: "I just received an Onyx yesterday, and I tried to set it up today and it doesn't work." Tech Support: "It just doesn't boot up?" Customer: "It doesn't even turn on. I see nothing on the screen, and the fan doesn't even turn on in the back of the system." Tech Support: "Is the monitor functioning? Is there a little green light in the lower right corner of the monitor?" Customer: "Yes, there is." Tech Support: "Ok, is the computer plugged in?" Customer: (irritated) "Look, I think I know how to set up a system. I'm a college graduate, you know." Tech Support: "Ok, let me finish typing up this report, and I'll send it off. You will get a reply within one business day." Customer: (exasperated) "Thank you. Geez, I mean I paid a huge amount of money for this computer. The least you people can do it make sure it works before sending it to me!" Customer: "I mean, to add to the poor quality control, you even sent me one extra power cord." Tech Support: "One extra cord?" Customer: "Yes, it looks just the one I used to plug in the monitor and computer, but that's all you sent to me. I have no use for this other one." At this point, I thought I should inquire a little more...but use a bit of tact to do so. Tech Support: "Sir, can you double check the serial number on the back of your computer?" Customer: "On the back of the computer?" Tech Support: "Yes, sir." Customer: (sigh) "All right, all right, hold on..." I heard a few muffled grunts as he crawled over his desk to see the back of the computer. He repeated the serial number from the sticker. I didn't bother to verify it. Tech Support: "Thank you, sir. Oh, by the way, can you check to see if the computer is plugged in?" Dead silence. I could just picture the man's face when he realized that the computer was never plugged in in the first place and that the "extra" power cord he was holding in his hand was for the computer. I didn't wait for a response from him. I thanked him for calling, hung up, and closed the case.

I QQ much!

HAHA People are so stupid.

Welcome Back *broken record*

Quality stories the Onion does.

this ^

hmmm. interesting?

I've tried I-Doser too. Didn't really work, but like MPQC said they do make you feel kinda weird. Nothing spectacular or anything. The article is stupid though, and of course it has something to do with Oklahoma. Bunch of dumb fucks.

Seeya man, The same thing happened to me not 2 damn days ago. Sounds like your motherboard might of fucked you over. Well so long and good luck.

Only once have I actually seen a real chick show her tits on Chatroulette, but she also had her husband groping them at the same time. Keep in mind I was using a chick typing on the computer than doing something pornographic (trolling)/manycam. I then came across a freakishly fat guy who instantly got interested in my clips. He started to lick his lips and I could tell he was breathing hard. So I left to save myself from what I knew was coming. I then came across a guy in a blue robe. He was sitting there saying a bunch of crazy shit, then out of no where, he pulls out a blue dildo and started to suck on it, while screaming, "YEAH! YEAH!" I stopped using Chatroulette after that.

mindfuck much

Well I would watch it but i don't feel like dl'ing the map for it. :/

lol wut?