Desum

she's so mean, isn't she?

This would be amazing.. Just one day to get back to SG's roots. Go back to the carefree, no drama, bag of 100% natural homemade awesomesauce. ZM was the first actual community I became apart of, simply because it was so laid back and carefree. Admins fucking around was great... you had to have had lots of sticks up your ass to not see the fun back then. If we made a scheduled event for this you'd have the server full an hour before the event started just because people would want to make sure they get a slot for it.

I feel like changing my name to The Grapist now.

I don't think you used the word gangster correctly.

Quoting myself to make a point... I disagree with the strict rules we have, but I don't disagree with the fact they're rules and I broke them by slapping someone. In that situation, rules are rules, regardless of why I did it(And i did it for the same reason as you, as said by others, 'for the lulz'). Theres a rule against what you did, and so you were punished. Doesn't matter why you killed a man, you still killed a man, and you're gonna get punished for it. Just take the strike like a big boy, and learn from it. I don't even slap my friends anymore, because it's against the rules. Yes, i agree the higher ups should receive equal punishment, Yes i agree the rules are somewhat stupid, but regardless, you still broke them. You abused your powers and altered the round, no matter how you see it, people want to see their team wins. I get excited when i beat a map for the first time, and so do others. If one person doesn't like your rule-breaking, then quit it.

o.o' I got striked for slapping someone who wanted to be slap. So, if you want to be technical, this is a more severe case where you actually started messing with everyone's gameplay... While I, personally do not really care about something like this as I would like a more carefree server, I'd like even punishment for acts. It seems SG is unbalanced these days with punishments... If one admin receives or does not receive a strike, it should be an equal punishment for every other similar case, or in something like this, the minimum punishment for a more severe case. I do not see the fairness in someone not receiving a strike for noclipping and killing an entire team while someone who simply slapped a willing participant does receive a strike. Just simply stating, it needs fair and equivalent punishment in situations like this.

Ffs. You're telling me >.> Was suppose to be a quick 'lol, i get it" moment that lasted at the most 20-30 seconds for someone then they can move on.

... Ima take it nice and slow now... Whales... are fat... Do you know what else is fat? Thats right, TCP. That one should be obvious. Dolphins: Might not be as obvious(Though you should understand it when your brain goes "Tcp and Sgt. Church, Whale and Dolphin"), but 1. The chat box conversation where someone said SG needs more dolphins, then someone replied with a snappy comment about Sgt. Church 2... He's a furry, 'nough said. Jesus.

I hope you guys are being sarcastic.

Make him realize my argument is valid.

Make him be born in the US.. For then he would be win.

Make him a good dog.

I was gonna say kill Haggard then make zombiemurder.. But otays.

... Gtfo.

fwNvIM2W9Aw Get it?

XO I hate over exaggerators like the fuck who wrote this >.>

Never gotten one.. As the other guy said, Firefox+Adblock Plus. Also, chillthefuckout to most of you on the 1st page. It's an ad. Its how they make money. You're bitching about having to watch not more then 20 seconds of an ad in order to watch hours worth of free entertainment, that which would normally cost you money? Not like they can just pull money out of their asses in order to fund Youtube. Fucking spoiled shits.

Apple is like that friend of yours that started something new and were pretty good at it but then told you to give it a try and it turns out you're really fucking awesome at it, way more awesome then your friend was so now all your peers are eye goggling over you instead of Apple and Apple's all pissed now 'cause he feels he needs to have the attention in your group of friends, 'cause it turns out he's also that friend that needs to always be better when they're not and gets all pissy when he isn't and you really don't like him but he only hangs around you because you're the only one who can put up with his bullshit, but anyways I digress, so Apples all pissy now and then they gotta decide to try to fuck you over so they can get all the attention back but then they just fail and make themselves look like a douchebag. Box office hit. Right there. Also, run-on sentences ftw.

I'm going as Haggard.

Shhh... He's watching you. Nonetheless, always make sure you at least get a few screenshots of the admin and his SteamID when you think they're doing something wrong. A demo of the incident(s) is always better, but only dicks and trolls actually keep demos running for hours on end just to catch a single misdeed of someone.

I can completely 100% picture those 3 shouting "GET YOUR TITS OUT" at random chicks.

Damn Alzheimers.

Offer it to a statue of Mudkipz in order to gain the god's favor.

XD Sure it's sad, but 1. Its fake, duh and 2. Its. a. Cat. Seriously, fuck off. Sure, it deserves some better treatment... But lets try and go for ending world hunger and gaining world peace before we start trying to get the kittie cats free homes. A human life which has evolved much farther than an animal to where we feel true emotion, true pain, true memories, and true personality is much more important than some mangy cat.