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Elon Musk recently surpassed Jeff Bezos to become the richest man in the world, at a net worth of 187 billion dollars. Thank go out to all the enslaved African children mining cobalt to create batteries for the Teslas for making this possible! Wholesome reddit moment! Unironically, if you celebrate a man getting a net-worth tens of millions times your own you're a fucking imbecile.

LITERALLY JUST SAW IT AND IT GOT FUCKING MOVED TO IA GOD DAMN IT

you're right, the wording is technically slightly off. but yeah, regardless of how the CT dies, as long as the T wins and the LR is complete, the T is KOS,

Forums Bingo: Day 1

forget the subreddits, lets discuss the matters concerning your orange hair.

pay up nerd, that'll be 36 sheckels

Shows: 1. Bojack Horseman Seriously; the first season is painfully mediocre, but it gets so twisted, dark, and meaningful once the plot thickens a bit. Second to last episode of the series is the greatest 30 minutes of content you'll ever watch, and it made the mediocrity of the first season so worth it. This episode, "The View From Halfway Down", would have a perfect 10/10 rating on IMDB if it wasn't for a SINGLE person who gave it a 7/10, because they were disappointed it wasn't the actual final episode. I will proudly admit this is the only TV show or movie that has actually made me cry and drop my jaw in shock. Music: 1. Rodeo - Travis Scott Arguably, Rodeo is the best trap-rap album ever released. Dark, wavy, psychedelic bangers cover every corner of this album. A select few of the more unconventional songs will have to mellow with you for a bit before you truly come to appreciate them for the masterpieces they are. 2. MOTM 3 - Kid Cudi Really new album, but Christ did Cudi hit it out of the fucking park. This album is a perfect representation of the trap-rap genre with catchy, deep, and lyrically gorgeous songs. 3. beerbongs & bentleys - Post Malone Controversial, but I think this is the best album to introduce people who have never experienced the trap-rap genre. This and Post's most recent album, Hollywood's Bleeding, are what actually got some of my older family members to appreciate the genre and not write it off as a shitty soundcloud rapper using the same 4 sound effects and tripping over ever lyric. Games: 1. Paladins The game is free to play, so there's no reason not to try it out. It's a hero shooter like Overwatch, but with much deeper and complex gameplay that allows for limitless customization with your playstyle. If you want to play a support like a DPS in this game, you can shift your build around to do that. Admittedly, the game lacks the perfect polish Overwatch does, but the gameplay is not nearly as shallow. 2. Modded Minecraft I've played this game to the fucking grave since 2011, and the reason I still sometimes play it today is because of modded minecraft. There are so many insanely cool modpacks out there to try on the CurseForge launcher and huge communities of modded servers I didn't even know existed. Highly recommend MC Eternal for a modpack to really blow you away. These would be my recommendations for anyone who wants to try some new media, my best advice is honestly an open mind. I wrote off so much media a few years back and I shame my past self for having a closed mind, as I missed out on so much. Good luck on your journey to find new content!

I have a problem with the community and how it's ran? That's a bit of an overstatement, don't you think? Obviously there's rulings and decisions I've been unhappy with, but you act like that's a critical issue, that I can't criticize anything that happens around here, and if I do I'm seen in a negative light. You're right, I do care about SG. Whatever reputation I have here is one I expected to get before I clicked post. I post what I post because criticizing decisions and poking fun is what allows a community to function. If you can't see that after 11 years of being here I don't think you'll ever see it. If you'll enlighten me, run me through my posts and tell me which ones put me in a genuinely negative light, because I'd be happy to explain any of them. Every single thing I've posted to this website I can give my reasoning to why I did it. It's not always objectively right, I don't always choose my words perfectly, and obviously I've changed my mind for most things, but It'd be a big favor for you to have given me some sort of specific post for why you think I'm seen in a negative light.

I don't see why you have to pretend any joke that goes deeper than a knock knock joke has some profound meaning of jealousy or angst behind it. For the 100th time, do you really think I give a shit about how much forums karma Lynxie gets? Am I not allowed to poke fun at the absurdity without people thinking it's because of me being actually upset? Come on bro. If it doesn't come off to you as joking, then get your glasses checked because you're one of the only ones here who can't tell this is satire. As for a negative light, if anyone genuinely had a problem with these posts or were actually offended they should've acted like an adult and just told me. If Lynxie, or anyone for that matter just like dm'd me and asked for me to just take a back seat because it truly bothered them I would've cut it ages ago. As for my friends "gassing me up", no it's not gassing me up and "letting me go off the deep end". They've realized it's a joke and you've taken it seriously. But fine, pretend like I genuinely have a grudge against Lynxie for making meaningless posts on a gaming forum and getting likes for it.

this was the last post in a line of jokes poking fun at the stupid shit that you of all people have fueled the fire in the cess pool that is off topic. how can you tell people to "stop enabling me" like im some mentally disabled kid dancing at you're dinner party while you actively respond to and encourage lynxie's shitposts.

SUBREDDITS! Hey guys, chronic high quality poster daft here with another highly anticipated Off-Topic post! Today I want to enlighten you all with how this thread will work; first list your favorite subreddit, then assume someone else here on the forums favorite subreddit. For example, My favorite subreddit is r/BigFloppa, and I assume @EvilEye's favorite subreddit is r/MarioJudah. HAPPY SUBREDDIT SHARING EVERYONE! Honorable Mentions: r/DaBaby r/BigChungus r/DaBabyPenis r/PlayboiCarti EDIT: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

@Pokimane

you like 100 gecs? get the fuck off my thread

EASY ONE!!! @20 scrolls

Hey guys, just quickly wanted to emphasize not to say mean things. This is a safe space for positivity!

OH I GOT THIS ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @Auto

MINE WAS AN EXAMPLE

No you fucking idiot you don't put the answer in your own post, that defeats the whole purpose of the game. Mine was an example.

Hey guys, chronic high quality poster daft here with another highly anticipated Off-Topic post! Today I wanted to play a game with you guys, I call it FORUMS CHARADES! Give at least 5 clues that describe a person in the SG community (try not to be mean guys, this is about spreading positivity ), but don't make it too obvious, as it might make it easy for someone to guess. I'll give an example by using and shouting out one of my biggest fans; I have a crippling addiction to Overwatch (a game worse than Paladins), I'm a mediocre CSGO player, I'm addicted to animated Japanese teenagers, my name is a bit devilish, and I constantly talk about how my average skill is multiplicities higher than daft's peak . Who am I? In this case, the answer would be @EvilEye. Happy Forums Charades Everyone!

fair point, but i dont think theres enough on one side or the other to justify topping each other.

both are equally dogshit. dolo asked about christmas foods during christmas, thats somewhat relatable. lynxie made a post about words. you know, like the things we use to fucking communicate??? can u get any less substance from a topic like that??

Not as hard as those two fucking clowns.

I think even Dolo has the right to criticize the shit Lynxie splatters on the forums.