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ITS CALLED BEING PREPARED DAMMIT.
NO KITTY IS ALLOWED IN, EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Especially a bad kitty like you!
*Kicks Leon
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I've already prepared for that situation.
My Country has 110 Destroyer battleships surrounding it.
My Province has 87 tanks patrolling.
Currently my city is surrounded by 12 fighter jets.
My road has police blockades on each end.
My house has a llama gaurding it (don't ask).
The inside of my house is rigged with 27 various weaponry which are all automatic on "Shoot to kill", if its not me.
Oh, and your pound is currently on an island somewhere in Mongolia.
Good Luck getting to me
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YOU MAULED OUT MY EYES, NO <3 FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!
You also get infected with 13 different diseases while in the pound.
And you lose a leg.
And you lose your left testicle.
And you share a room with a much larger animal named "Butch", who makes you his bitch.
And......well.......you're you!
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*Takes Leon away to the pound, where he is brutally beaten every day, is feed every 2 days, and lives in his own shit
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Psh.....PSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
SPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMM
Feel better now?