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Hazardous

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  1. Umm.. Applesauce.
  2. No.
  3. Actually... I would DO her.
  4. See, usually, in an argument, I've found that it works best for me, if I just keep retorting until the other person quits, or starts to break down, and I usually took that for winning an argument, that's how I've always done things.. but I guess it might not be the best way to do things.. =\

     

    So I guess.. THE WINRARZ IS YOU!!!!

     

    Sorry, trying to lighten up again, but seriously, thank you.

     

    -Hazardous

  5. Maybe I don't understand people as well as I thought..

  6. Actually, first I said "ur dum!" but I don't really think anyone would take offense to that, besides a four year old with self-esteem issues.

  7. Read his comments on my profile page.

     

    First, I went on his profile page, jokingly saying the South Park sucks. His retort was to act like a douchehat, so I says to my self, I says "Whatever he can go fuck himself, see." And then I got my Mafia Boys to go hit him up at his school, Y'know, teach him a little lessons, see?

  8. Off topic : How is it that Bubba can type up a whole sentence without making a single spelling error while being an 8(?) Year old, and yet jigglebell, who is supposedly 14, makes it seem as though it were an extraordinary task to spell a single word right? No offense... On topic : Yes, I would marry her.
  9. Fuck you.. yeah... Are you going to take that from me? You dirty hooker. Defend your honor!! DOOO ET..
  10. >.> No sarcasm here.

  11. You're completely right, And I will stop.

  12. fixed.
  13. FML

    Here's some good ones.. ____________ Today, I was going to a Harry Potter convention since I love the books so much. On my drive there I got lost, and it only got worse when my car broke down. Since I forgot my cell phone I decided to try and hitch a ride. I stood on the side of a road for two hours dressed like Ron Weasley. FML ____________ Today, I was pushing my 4 year old on the swing. I did what we call our "under doggie push": I throw her up in the air while I run underneath her before she hits me coming back down. I walked away to get my water and she yelled across the park "Can we do it doggie-style again?" FML ____________ Today, it was my final meeting with my psychologist who was helping me with my bipolar disorder. I just found out that he committed suicide. FML ____________ Today, I dropped my keys. Not wanting to lean over and pick them up, I pointed at them and said "Accio." Then I realized I had tried to use a Harry Potter spell in real life and in public. FML
  14. FML

    This site fucking rocks, check it out! Today, I was masturbating into a sock when I felt something on my cock. I quickly ripped the sock off and threw it on the floor... and watched a huge spider come scurrying out. I just inadvertently fucked a spider. FML
  15. I meant the space in between A and Z, not including the keys themselves.
  16. Well, if I laid mines out on the keyboard, it would extend from A to Z!!
  17. Looks almost unreal.
  18. Who cares?
  19. Eh..
  20. NOOOOOOOO
  21. Happy Birthday

    Indeed.
  22. Hey, I've got a wonderful idea buddy, how 'bout you go make a thread about the new regulars, and don't forget to mention how much effort and work they've put into this community huh?
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