Hazardous

Wish granted... but Haggard tracked you down and killed you, and then ate your entrails. I wish for a small pouch that contains a single penny and nothing else.

He should get a PROMOTION!

No, no no.. these four choices are fine, I mean, they are like the only drinks in the world right? People have to like one of THESE.

Paper, definitely, because you can make hand puppets out of them Left 4 Dead or Orange Box?

No one said hooray yet so.. HOORAAAAAAY!!!

The Portal Gun or The Zero Point Energy Field Manipulator Tell which gun you'd most prefer to own and why. I would rather have a Portal Gun just because it opens up a bunch of possibilities when it comes to practical jokes. Portal on Floor + Rug over it + 2nd portal leading to sewers = Win. Plus it looks much nicer.

You also quoted the wrong one. I choose.. neither. Gravity Gun or Portal Gun? (Shit! double post)

There is no bacon choice in the sentence "Modgers or Raven."

Y U COPY ME?

What's burger queen?

Normal. Bacon or Steak?

I don't support because this entire thread is pretty much retarded.

Wow you're slow, None. Zombie Murder or Steam Gamers?

It's very sexy if you do it right.

You didn't either. Pepsi. Hard poop or Diarrhea?

I rip off her face, all sneaky like.

This.

Sort of like doing your boss to get a promotion? :ohwell:

Sexual Favors P.S.> Do you need to put a referrer or do you just want people to lick your ass?

Yes, because the entire country helps to make our television programs. No silly! Mikey tricked this random moron to believing that Microshock was the co-owner of Sg, and the idiot pretends to be Microshock. See it's funny, haha?

Whaaaaaaaaaatever.

Beat 2000+.

I voted for you.

No walrus? Bummer.