Hey, anyone who can see this, DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT GO NEAR THE CRYING EMO LADY. ON EVERYTHING NEAR AND DEAR TO YOU DO NOT OFFER SEX TO A RANDOM EXTREMELY WHITE WOMAN ON THE FLOOR WHO MAY LOOK LIKE SHE DESIRES SEXUAL HEALING. COMING FROM EXPERIENCE, I STILL EXPERIENCE THE BURNING FEELING WHEN I PEE. Other than that, hide your chicken from a "certain" person in your group.
Then again, why would you even read this? Not like there's a zombie army outside your fucking door.
-Bald.