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I'm out, too, tho I'm pretty sure none of y'all will care. Too much BS has been goin' on around here for months: Important matters (I won't go into detail) have been mishandled and/or slighted; admins, including high-ranking ones, have become obsessed with their abilities and have (developed) a tendency to be rude, unpleasant and appear phony. As a regular, despite an over-1-month-long break, I can't say I ever felt welcome on the servers. Very few admins, namely Hank and Matt, would actually say 'hi' and 'how's it going' or something along those lines, not just to me but also to other people, new or 'old.' contempt

, James! --- OFF topic --- From 'The World Almanac 2008': United Kingdom United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland Topography: England is mostly rolling land, rising to Uplands of southern Scotland. Lowlands are in center of Scotland, granite Highlands are in N. Coast is heavily indented, especially on W. Australia Topography: An island continent. Since the UK is not naturally connected w/ Europe but surrounded by water, I guess, it could be considered/called an island. If it had one natural connection w/ the mainland (= an isthmus), it'd be a peninsula. --- --- contempt

Some people already know my age; I'm 21. *meh* contempt

No, he said it was his "birthday (29th)" = his 29th birthday. @_@... ?_? Anyway, , hank a.k.a. geezer. (jp) courtesy google.com cake for hank hank (well, not really) Have a good one! contempt

Happy Thanksgiving, folks! Aw, snap, it's already past midnight (12:32 >_. contempt

, twisted. contempt

, Matt. Have a good one!! contempt

That's a flawed, half-baked argumentation. If 2 students of thousands of students (VA Tech: ~ 26,000) had carried firearms, that wouldn't have helped anything. Surely, without anyone having a gun, they were at Cho's mercy. If, on the other hand, everyone had had a gun at the time Cho was carrying out his sick plan, there might a been fewer fatalities or more, depending on the reaction of the students and their accuracy of firing their guns. contempt

What have I caused ? Very well-put, to the point, and my opinion. @ Red: Owning a gun (shotgun, pistol, whatever) doesn't necessarily make you safer in a stickup. I seriously doubt you have your gun on you at all times and everywhere you go to change the odds in such a critical situation. What exactly is the fun of firing a gun? I rather shoot some hoops for a workout and fun. contempt

Lol. The Hank zoo . Budgies (budgerigars) ftw !! Wish I still had mine; R.I.P. contempt

Find it? It's about him! Just kiddin'. Heh. Mr. nerd, huh? It's time you owned up to it . contempt

No offense, but what do you need all those stupid guns for? Rough neighborhood? Power? contempt (against guns)

No, imagery. I bet matt isn't bored anymore ;P. contempt

So you played hooky today? ! contempt

Go outside, shoot some hoops, scare kids or read a book. contempt

back, Veg . Damn WoW addicts . contempt

New Year! Eh... contempt

I got a similar, IMO, funnier joke in my book, Matt . If anyone feels offended by its characters or the s-word used in the joke, please let me know and I'll edit it. 1603 An Ontarian, a British Columbian and a Newfie were standing at the top of a cliff when suddenly a genie appeared before them. The genie told them that if they jumped off the cliff, they would land in whatever they yelled as they were jumping. The Ontarian hared toward the edge, jumped yelling 'Money!' and landed in a mountain of dollar bills. The British Columbian sprinted to the cliff edge, jumped yelling 'Gold!' and landed in a pile of gold coins. The Newfie ran as fast as he could, reached the edge of the cliff, tripped over a rock and screamed in pain as he fell downwards, 'Shiiiit!' 2013 {censored} Little Jenny had little interest in Sunday School and usually slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping. 'Tell me, Jenny,' she said, 'Who created the universe?' When Jenny didn't stir, Johnny, who was sitting in the chair behind her, jabbed her in the backside with a pin. 'God Almighty!' shouted Jenny. 'Very good,' said the teacher, and Jenny fell back asleep. Twenty minutes later, the teacher asked Jenny: 'Who is our Lord and Savior?' Jenny remained sound asleep until Johnny came to her rescue again by prodding her sharply with the pin. 'Jesus Christ!' shouted Jenny. 'That's right,' said the teacher, and Jenny went back to sleep. Ten minutes later, the teacher asked Jenny a third question: 'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?' Once again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Jenny jumped up and shouted: 'If you stick that f**king thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half and stick it up your a*s!' The teacher fainted. 1680 Mary had a little lamb, Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her Between two chunks of bread. Poor lamb . contempt

You're a cheapskate and a big b..... baseball player . contempt

Negative. :fight: contempt

British spelling = proper spelling? I beg to differ. Uppercase letters rule. I only own one original Game Boy. -.- contempt

I wouldn't say they're useless. While they're penetrable, they provide quite good protection. Up to this minute, Zone Alarm has blocked 8431 intrusions (16 of those high-rated) since its installation. contempt

Post jokes, not videos. 1619 {word excised} Walking along the harbor wall, two struggling fishermen -- Karl and Henrik -- saw another boat loaded with fish. So they asked its captain what his secret was. The captain confided: 'Go out to sea until the water gets fresh. Then stop there and drop your line.' So the pair headed out to sea. A mile out, Karl said to Henrik. 'Fill up the bucket and taste the water.' 'It still tastes salty,' said Henrik. So they carried on. Two miles out to sea, Karl turned to Henrik again and said: 'Taste the water, my friend.' It's still salty,' reported Henrik. So they pressed on. Three miles out to sea, Karl said to Henrik: 'Taste the water, old chum.' 'It's still salty,' said Henrik. So they headed further out to sea. This continued for the next seven hours. Every mile or so, Karl would ask Henrik to taste the water, and each time Henrik would tell him that it was still salty. By now it was dark and the two Newfies were despairing of ever finding fresh water. Karl was ready to turn back but before doing so, he said to Henrik: 'Taste the water one more time.' Henrik replied: 'I can't. There's no more water left in the bucket... .' 1479 Strolling along the beach, a man found a magic lamp and rubbed it vigorously. As he had hoped, a genie emerged and immediately granted him one wish. The man said: 'I want to be hard all the time and get all the ass I want.' And POOF! he turned into a toilet seat. contempt

rofl, Best Buy geek squad. Good luck. contempt

I meant a chairoplane, tho I prefer the term carousel . But seeing as how Hank knows what centrifugal force is, we should dedicate ourselves to this thread's topic again. Just watching that video made me wanna puke . contempt