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Not to mention the masks fog up like a mother fucker indoors.

When I was playing speed ball, people were getting super pissed off because at the start, people would blind fire into the air and we'd get hit in the foot or gun and it would be considered a kill. The refs wouldn't stop them from doing it, so we just hid behind the bunkers at the start, even though it wasn't allowed.

There are 2000 people playing. Camping only works if you wear a ghillie suit. There was a guy camping in the woods and was picking off everyone on our team because their commander came up with a plan to funnel us through a single path. We were spraying the shit out of the woods and never hit him. Someone brought binoculars and spotted his arm band (Sadly, we wore green and they wore orange.. not exactly fair). It had to be worn at all times and on the outside of any clothing. Once it was spotted he was lit up by about 50 of us and was screaming for us to stop. A ref came in to stop and he got lit up as well because people were just going batshit insane. Both were furious, but couldn't do anything since 1. The ref went in the line of fire and 2. The camper was picking us off for about 30 minutes and everyone was pissed.

http://www.ragtopvideo.com/wwmap/wwmap.html pics of the place. Click on the map.

http://www.waynes-world.com/wwopen.html I went to the end-of-year bash in, I think, 2004. It was a 48 hour event with over 2000 players. It was amazingly insane and incredibly fun. I was a medic, so I could rush up to players that were hit and 'heal' them by rubbing the paint off (unless they got hit in the head, which is a kill). People were wearing full camo suits and ghillie suits. The theme was Van Helsing and the goal was to capture artifacts from each other's HQs. Each team had a commander that gave out tasks and laid out plans of attacks. Most people followed his orders, others just went out and shot the shit out of everything that moved. Armored golf carts were tanks with 4 people in them blasting the shit out of everyone. The only way to kill one was to shoot it with a bazooka that had an orange paintball. People had CO2 powered potato gun-style bazookas to shoot the rockets. It was hilarious to hear the *THOOMP* and hear shouts as people annihilate the people hiding behind the tanks. Many bazookas failed and a player would rush the tank with the paintball and throw it (allowed). There was an event at 2am and, given that it's a wooded area, we couldn't see shit. For the past 8 years of the event, night vision goggles were always voted against. This year, the only year my friend didn't bring his, it was allowed. People were running around with spot lights and flood lamps on their backs powered by car batteries. Some people claimed to have setup TV remotes (IR interfere with NV goggles) to blind the guys with NV and sneak into their base. Our group went about 50 feet inside of the woods, completely blind (can't see your hand if you put it on your mask) and saw people shining bright lights, spotted us, and fucking ran. One of my friends there had a tinted mask, which is great for day games, and he tripped and we left him behind before we got raped. Amazing time. People from all over the world were at the event. We met people from Canada, UK, Germany and France. I want to go back but I don't live in Florida anymore. No other paintball event could even come close to their end-of-year bash.

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