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Kinda like this?
Sounds like the furry thing is pretty screwed up. I did laugh out loud though when I read "fursecution". That's pretty clever.
Also, I like your use of adjectives.
1. www. go fuck yourself i'm at work and don't want to google something that might interfere with my employment agreement.com
2. See, I can be a jackass too.
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Thank you. See how much easier your second option was?