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Life Goal #73: Hang out in space for a bit. Return safely.

Nobody loves you everybody hates you, you should go eat worms! Nah, don't really know you. Try not to take people's crap so seriously man. It's all good in the 'hood. I think that's what the kids are saying these days.

QFT. I will never bash anyone based on their job (unless they work for Democratic Campaigns :001_tongue: ) because work is work and it's better than sitting on your ass. I'm all for people going out and making money -- no matter where they are employed.

mmm Volcano Tacos yum

Your...your....other...clan... you're...cheating...on us....?

Get your ass to The Ohio State University and I will buy you beer next year. Two cases. Free. What a deal!

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I hate it too, but that Twins clip made me laugh my ass off

http://video.aol.com/video-detail/beaver-boys-twins/230531951 I thought it was hilarious/stupid/crazy. FLEDGLING GULPS!

He or she will most likely be voting for Obama too...*sigh*...idiots...

Those annoying chronophages from moveon.org have been pestering me at my apartment every single fucking day for the last week. They don't wear uniforms and they hide their damned clipboards behind their back until I open the door. My dog is usually very calm. But every time these buttholes come around, she goes insane and sounds very angry. This leads me to believe that my dog isn't racist, because the moveon'ers where of all different skin-varieties... However, I'm quite sure that my dog is a stupidist. She hates stupid people -- mostly liberals. I love my dog.

Coincidence? Maybe not...

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I wrote you a song to cheer you up. It goes along to the tune of the Cops Theme Song. Ban sauce, whatcha want, whatcha want, Whatcha gonna do when sherrif Litkey come for you. Tell me, whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do? Yeahhh? Ban sauce ban sauce Watcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when they come for you Ban sauce ban sauce Watcha gonna do, watcha gonna do when they squirt it on you When you were eight And you had bad traits You go to school and you learn the golden rule So why are you acting like a bloody fool Zombie Murder doesn't BELIEVE YOU! Ban sauce ban sauce Watcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when they squirt it on you Bad boys, bad boys Watcha gonna do, watcha gonna do maybe say it wasn't you? Watcha gonna do, watcha gonna do when WE KNOW IT WAS YOU! You chuck it on your cousin You chuck it on tyou cousin's friend You chuck it on mother and You chuck it on you father You chuck it on you brother and You chuck it on you sister You chuck it on that one and you chuck it on me Ban Sauce Ban Sauce! Watcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when they squirt it on you Bad boys, bad boys Watcha gonna do, watcha gonna do when WE KNOW IT WAS YOU! Ban sauce ban sauce Watcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when you say it wasn't you ban sauce ban sauce Watcha gonna do, watcha gonna do when we drop down the ban on you Litkey naw give you no break Haggard naw give you no break Jen man-a give you no break Not even you idren naw give you no break Ban Sauce Ban Sauce Watcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when we squirt it on you ban sauce ban sauce Watcha gonna do, watcha gonna do when we know it was you Ban Sauce Ban Sauce Watcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when we squirt it on you ban sauce ban sauce Watcha gonna do, watcha gonna do when we know it was you Why did you have to act so mean? Don't you know you're a human being, Born of a mother with the love of a father, Reflections come and reflections go I know sometimes - you want to let go, hey, hey, hey I know sometimes - you want to let go, wohh! Ban Sauce Ban Sauce Watcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when we squirt it on you ban sauce ban sauce Watcha gonna do, watcha gonna do when we know it was you Your too bad. Your too good. Your too bad Your too good. Ban Sauce Ban Sauce Watcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when we squirt it on you ban sauce ban sauce Watcha gonna do, watcha gonna do when we know it was you You chuck it on your cousin You chuck it on tyou cousin's friend You chuck it on mother and You chuck it on you father You chuck it on you brother and You chuck it on you sister You chuck it on that one and you chuck it on me. Ban sauce! Ban SAUCE! Watcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when we squirt it on you Ban Sauce Ban Sauce! Watcha gonna do, watcha gonna doooooo when we BAAAAN YOU

im loling hard.

What colors would those be, Suri. .... On second thought, nevermind. I don't want to know.

homo

Good for the Dolphins! They needed that. LOL @ The pats

lol... GAME OVER!

I feel as if it really depends on what gorilla and what bear were fighting. For instance, if the gorilla was King fucking Kong, then game over he wins. That guy can defeat multiple Tyranosaurus Rexes, so I'm sure a measly little bear would pose little to no threat -- much like shooting a BB at a Train. You have a snowball's chance in hell at stopping that thing. However, if it was a normal gorilla, and the bear was any various type of terrifying bear it could be a song of a different tune. I feel as if Yogi Bear could make some tricky traps for a less intelligent gorilla. Be that as it may, if this bear cannot even defeat a silly little mountain man, I don't think it could withstand the force of an angry gorilla. [YOUTUBE]7_VlVckrUgY[/YOUTUBE]