Strike

Well i gave my friend £20 who then bought it with his debit card and gifted me it through steam, i downloaded it and when i come to play multiplayer it says "Can not connect to EA online" It's been 2 days with the same message so i doubt EA is down. Help?

Zealot needs to learn to aim, it's all about Sniping the pilots.

You have two different options for this song I left my keys in the door I left my keys in the door I left my keys in the door I left my keys in the DOOOOOORRR ! i can only count to FOUR i can only count to FOUR i can only count to FOUR i can only count to FOOOOOOOOOOOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*!!!!!!!!

I forgot my yoghurt

Chcuk Norris' birthday is after December and before January

Bill in L4D

I watched it, most of it is true, he looked like a cool kid.

Are you small or 12-14? -I can scream realy loud. -Inherited OCDl -5ft 4' -i am a nerd -Loads of mates (no joke) -Chavs are my mortal enemies -Favourite band is Billy Talent but i'm british -I know Tcp, Deathragh, shabby, Kalibre -Use Utorrent -Spent £910 on a computer with no help getting the money from my parents. -I have a job -Best subject is Math -Have dyed my hair, i also have long hair (about 3-4inches long) -Nearly been in SG for 3 years now, being a SG.Reg for most of it -My highest rank on SG was SG-A -I can remove most viruses from my computer -I do not have a anti-virus -I have 4 Cats, 1 dog, 4 fish, 1 tortouise, 2 bearded Dragons. -I do not own a Blackberry. -My dad left me when i was 9, he's a dickhead so i decided to stop contact with him, it's been 3 years since i last saw him -I am British -Broke my big toe, and my foot swollen to twice the size -When i boke my toe i didn't know at the time. -I like to cook, this meanz i can makez SANDVICHES -I Watch RayWilliamJohnson -A guy asked me if i wanted to have a puff of his weed (of course i said no) -I am a boy. -My mic is shit and cost me £30 -Can tell certain people what they could be when their older. -me hablo pequeno espanól -I love to play paintball. -I once played a full day of paintball without being shot, i hurt loads in the process of that day -Tricked one guy to come into the tower with me when he was on the other team, once he got to the steps i shot him down. -I have the smallest bedroom in my house -My e-peen is tiny. inb4TL;DR

Voted, you could just DIY make a small incision stick in a flat football then inflate once inside, and stick up the incision. I joke about the DIY dont do it.

Hopefully 0, if i have any blame Tcp.

Congrats

When i came(hehe)... It was Gaz, then changed to Freeze once i signed up then to STRIKE

Nah i'm not going for chav, I'm the kid in school who leads the NERDs into battle. I blocked her and removed her from friends, the only contact she's got is seeing me at break time and lunch. P.S HER NAME IS JILL. I didn't like her at all. And sorry i didn't get pics, so realisticly it DIDN'T HAPPEN.

Yup true story still happening, but moslty for the LOLZ to see what you guys put xD

ok i have a new idea BC2 24/7!"

Kiwi or oranges, dont want to get scurvy.

Ok, well i've got onto my computer and this girl i know is telling me she knows who likes me I started talking to her and she said this girl that i've never really spoken to. Ofcourse it'll be awkward but she said "i'm fit" What should i do. VOTE! P.S SHE IS BLIND. I joke xD But really she's chavvy, gave her some foundation, she use it all up and have a clown face. UPDATE: She just started a conversation with me, so far "Hey" "Hi"

A Skypephone.

I wouldnt mind watching this, might be a good laugh.

I was going to buy it today. But my Mum wasnt dressed (kinky amiright?) So i couldnt buy it. Tomorrow i should get it.

I'll be asleep then

Please delete this thread, your ruining Tcp's diet.

Been wanking much lately?

Tcp-Kill, Shabby, Kalibre, Deathragh21...i didnt meet him but he doesnt live far and i've seen his fae on webcam..so PARONIC

Dimitry, is a being beyond god, he has no colour, no mind, and no sense of aiming in his right hand...