Strike

I'm too poor to celebrate christmas

He pussied out at last second.

2 GIRLS 1 CUP?

DEATHRAGH WAT UP MAN! P.S its Brad

Thanks It's good to be

Lol for those americans who can't translate English - English xD She put pound coins for eyes and something else expensive, and it was stolen. Nuf said xD Oh P.S British Rule. Any money, someone will say otherwise

Sup, No time Long see. Damn my broken computer has kept me away from these forums for months now. I'll see you guys on Boxing day

Is it that wierd i clicked this because it said "I pay wiff buttseks"

LOL Nice ones, i'm suprised most people chose the option SG low-life, Well thats dedication for ya xD

???? im going as a ninja/pirate/condom.

I take offense to that.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Chuck Norris doesn't use a crosshair.

LOl at Sex-ed but Mine is Mathematics

I havn't tasted peanut buuter....am i missing out?

Well today i woke up at 2am cus my dog was barking, i stayed there awake and soon the doorbell rang. Thinking it was a hambugular i got my bat and went downstairs. Opened the door ready to swing. It's my next door neighbour, He said to me "Sorry for waking you up, but my house is on fire" i lol'd at this and swung my head round to see his door, smoke was flying out and a few explosions going off in his kitchen. The police came and his pregnant girlfriend was across the road crying. Firemen came put it out and i got to see inside. It was black as fuck. True Story Any of you go true stories?

The English invented the Roast.

Nvidia 9800+ is a good card. Dunoo how much it costs, but there are better one than this but this is reliable

I would say wheres me, but im shit scared what you'd guys bring out

FAKE AND GAY.. you can tell cause below eyes and around the nose the are no pores. and plus it looks like a barbie doll. 2 camels and a car. xD