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B00MH34DSH0T Everyone, especially the campers xD Gl i always believed you were 54...

Gtfo old fag.

i make £3000 a month, fall off a ladder and sue someone.

i did, then i became SA-A then the program stopped and i was put down back to SG.Reg

So far SG.Reg? LOL sucks to be me? Let's see what you have done in your time here inb4imanewfagi'vedonenothing inb4yousuck inb4wowreallyyou'vebeenherefortooyears inb4whoareyou? P.S I like my inb4's and P.S'

Maybe your Battery for your laptop is loose.

I'n Css i download this cfg file and placed it and it fucked up my css. And i managed o sort out most of the problems but when i aim at people i cannot see their names, this sucks since when i play PB i cannot see certain peoples names and warn them. Can some one tell me the command? Thanks

I eat it all up when it's warm. the only thing to heat up is the Garlic Sauce to dip your crust in.

If she was a lesbian why was her dad behind her ^^

How long is this code valid?

Gtfo truth don't like it stop posting.

Meh, well the recent one was the girl smoking weed, but then she left the convo, and pluss it was really long.

[1]Ok well i didnt SS the best one, this was a very long chat with a girl who was 14 and lived in Alabama, she told me she smoked weed. I was like LOL. In the end i was liek why tell this to people over the internet i could be the FBI. In which she said Fuck you Loser. [2] Another Lol is i joined a new chat after that, and was asked "A/S" And i replied "64/F ... WAnna see my penis?" They said sure. and i asked them how old they were. [3] This was ages ago, we got talking to a girl who said she was 16 and me and my mate was like you got Msn, she said yeh and she gave some pics of her, we said you got Webcam, and she said yeh, lemme get a shirt cus my boobs are out. She then put on her webcam to see a fat 13 year old boy. Who was gay hoping to see my penis cus i told him i was 24. Me and my Mate had a good laugh with him saying what size bra he wore. etc. [4] Nothing to do with omegle, but the same mate we called up Frank, on one call we asked what to do with some weed we had, they said "Hand it into the police" in reply we said "GTFO They'd arrest me" The lady kindly said "Why don't you flush it down the toilet", my mate having figured out these women all sounded alike, so we put the phone down waited a minute, then called back, we then said "Now what shall we do with the Coke". Also we called again another time to say what do we do with the weed, she replied "Well you can smoke it, put it into cakes, brownies..." She started going on about all the ways to do it, i was like "One sec did you just say put it in the cake?" She said "yeh" i screamed "WATS YOUR RECIPE" sadly i didnt have the ingrediants because she told me to google it. If you didnt find it funny, it was "you had to be there" kind of moment. inb4tl;dr inb4whyyoutellingus inb4ididn'tfindnoneofthatfunny. -.-

A pipe was stolen out of his 'Skipers Pipes' box. P.S He jizzed in his pants at 1:41

inb4Spartan'sLock

Thanks guys, i was just mucking around with my internet settings by typing your ip address into url bar. And i found this thing and it was g & b i decided to look at the scroll down option and found an "Auto 100mps" i just clicked that, rejoined the server and happily got 200 ping. I think if i mess around with cl_cmdrate and cl_updaterate and rate i'll get better ping.

I live in England, Kent I've tried these and i'm getting 200-300 with 50 choke. Anyway you guys could tweak this to stop the choke? cl_cmdbackup 2 cl_cmdrate 66 cl_updaterate 66 cl_interp 0.01 cl_interpolate 1 cl_lagcomp_errorcheck 1 cl_lagcompensation 1 cl_smooth 1 rate 25000 net_maxfragments “1280" cl_resend “6" cl_timeout “30" cl_pred_optimize “2" fps_max 102 cl_downloadfilter “nosounds” cl_phys_props_enable “0" cl_phys_props_max “0" jpeg_quality 100 showhitlocation 1 cl_c4dynamiclight 1

I don't bhop, but thanks i'll try them out. inb4WTFYOUDONTLIKEBHOP? EDIT: Still bad, choke is like 5-50 ping is 490-600 It's a bit better but i've had better.

Thanks i'll try in-game with those, btw Unknown command for cl_interpolate 1 EDIT: Sadly to say, no effect EDIT 2: i'm getting 20-50 choke.

Well my ping is 500-600 and i'm getting kicked for high ping, anyone got any rates i could use? Also any other ways to decrease ping will be nice too Thanks in Advance

To try my best to get admin...Again....

Thanks spiral

i know thats the site for skins maps etc but i thought there was all the maps for mutiny etc in one download. meh looks like i'll just dl it the old way. Thanks guys.

So there was list to download but not anymore? Damn.

I remeber seeing somewhere on the forums and link to download all the maps for individual servers, i used the search bar and couldn't find it. Could someone please send me link to whre it is on the forums or the site where i could download, if there isn't a link and i just imagined it, could you please put one up Very much appreciated.