Moar Quotes! My bad for slacking whoops
"The jihad got me while I was underground, knife the jihad." - @WilliamAshe
"You mean nerf?" - @souceboss
"Yea, nerf the jihad" - @WilliamAshe
"SG Quotes" - @souceboss
"NONONONOONONO!" - @WilliamAshe
"you know that awkward feeling when ur reading to a sloth and you suddently get a huge erection" - @TheUltimatePineapple
*DEAD* ???? Paradox: who
*DEAD* ???? Paradox: is retro
*DEAD* ???? Paradox: i only know faggot
*DEAD* ???? Paradox: don't quote me on that
@Paradox @R3TROATTACK
"My fingers just amazed me" - @nickpaizi pls
"Rock solid dick hard" - @Leon Mordecai
"ima go play 1 more round then read futa doujins" - @Paradox
"mine naemyl is msiley and i walk of f eabuldings" - @Burger whilst drunk
"who cares about the ppl" - @Vick
"oh 15 thats fine" - @Eskomo whilst talking about Milk's 15 year old sister.
"Your head makes a good dildo" - @Evol
"I feel like a yo-yo" - @DangerCallz
"tickle your pickle till the cream starts to trickle?" - @Paradox
"he's a cute little bitch that you would fuck" - @Burger, talking about @Korean Ninja
"if I fucked korean, he would be at the bottom" - @Burger
Luke/Michelle on kinky shit
"I don't white knight" - @Luke
"WHY ARE YOU SHOOTING ME" - @smiley at a competitive game thinking the enemy was @Bread
"Smiley, look up" - @Black Rain
"Wat I see my ceiling" - @smiley
On T side for inferno:
"Smiley, go defuse the bomb" - @nickpaizi
"Wait..." *she looks at the bomb for a good 2 seconds* "WHYYYYYY" @smiley
"i like being a badmin" - @Stunningjam
""Underage is best age" - @MyHobos
"I think this is a dude on tinder" "actually this dude is kinda hot" "I'm just going to like it" - @Caution
"these quotes are bad you should feel bad" - @Ms. Blargh
"What's your web browser?" - @Goku
"Bing" - @batterykiller00
"Why are you using...nevermind, that's a search engine. What's your web browser?" - @Goku
"Internet explorer" - @batterykiller00
"GOKU BROKE MEEEEE" - @Ahoy
"How am I a gun whore?" - @Ahoy
"It said Gun Hoarder" - @Metal
[28/03, 19:27] Senpai : onion wants someone to approve my app so he can hear me say hi
[28/03, 19:28] Black Rain : More like you won't do it nerd
[28/03, 19:28] Black Rain : You're gonna pull a Bread @Black Rain @Bread
"it's bad luck to have potato in your name, it will make you donate lots of money to SG and step down in rank a lot" - @Wawa
"you should finger her" - @Stunningjam whilst talking about my sister
"Stunningjam": milk if you ever get horny
"Stunningjam": slip a finger while she sleeps
"Stunningjam": milk is blood pouring out your vagina?
"Stunningjam": get ur sister in the shower too
"kick @Nuclear Onion for being a weeaboo virgin" - some random guy in comp
"I'm joining the dark side, I am officially a weeb" - @xDoodles
"Yeah, yeah nah, scream-scream on site when the bomb is right in front of my face. No yeah, SCREAM FIVE TIMES" - @Nuclear Onion
http://plays.tv/video/56fb1105983357869e/onion-raging?from=user
"There's people out there that cannot breathe and you are just sitting there wasting breath" - @Goku
http://plays.tv/video/56fb3b8eb845d6fa2b
"but I think we're running sha2 with salt" - @Pan32
"5:44 PM - [sG] Strawbz: im not saying your mom is a slut
5:44 PM - [sG] Strawbz: but when she gave birth to you
5:44 PM - [sG] Strawbz: she slid you in and out a few times"
@Strawberry
"Gotta love that dick"- @WilliamAshe
"THERE'S 8 PEOPLE, FUCK ME THERE'S ONLY 1 PERSON HOLY SHIT" - @WickedZealot in tinychat
@Bread, why don't you look at me when we make love?" - @Mr.Trololo
"I'M NOT SURI" - @Suricata
"You gotta fill those holes" - @Suricata
"might as well kill all women and reproduce with plants" - @Burger
"poke retro with this "you're a whore, you're moms a whore" - @xDoodles
"your a fuking nurd" - @xDoodles
"Senpai": i clicked the rabit link
"Senpai": and i start hearing this moaning sounds
"Senpai": >.>
@Senpai
"let me pee on your body" - @xDoodles
"twink wise" - @Stunningjam
"stomp on my face" - @marymurder
"can i sit on it?" - @Ahoy
"i'd be more scared of @Ahoy than @Metal" - @Stunningjam
"Mary you look attractive... for a chubby girl" - @XeNo talking about @marymurder
"I WILL FUCKING SHOVE MY FIST SO HARD UP YOUR ASS, YOU WILL CRY" - @Black Rain
"imma punish that cokc" - @European Master Race
"Boku no Euro" - @TheUltimatePineapple
"Tip of the day don't sit on your foot" - @Nuclear Onion
"Euro and I were banging" - @Paradox
"I'll perma-ban Nimmy for 10 keys" @R3TROATTACK
"IT'S LIKE A FORESKIN TUNNEL!" - @XeNo
''You call that aim, I call it a joke'' - @marymurder
"I want them to have sex SO BAD!" - @Paradox Talking about 11 year olds kids.
"I wanna have sex so bad" - @Paradox
"Doodles, come join!" - @Great White Cookie Shark
"I'm too busy cutting, marinating and eating my dog" - @xDoodles
"how did it taste? - @Bread
"like curry" - @xDoodles
"Fuck your asshole, burger"- @xDoodles
"Yeah, fuck it dry" - @Burger
"I would be talking but my teachers a bitch and wont let me play csgo in class" - @AsianJesus
"I have only one subscriber and it's my mom." - @marymurder
"SG stands for Serious Drama ok" - @Black Rain
"Oh, korean. You know just how to fucking twist my knickers" - @WickedZealot
"Can I get a buy?" - @batterykiller00 literally every fucking round every fucking comp
"No, fuck you" - @Goku
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" @Goku
http://plays.tv/video/5706900fe64b1b29a1/-?from=user
"i put cum in my fried rice" - @Stunningjam
"frostbitten confirmed edgy teenager" - @ShoieP
@Ahoy rubbed off on me" - @Frostbitten
"Milk stop dying!" -@kitteh while @ItzMiLK is "coughing up 20 dicks"
"I'm a feminist!" - @Intelligence
@xDoodles *gags*
11:08 PM - [sG] Bread: at least youre not a brony or anything
11:08 PM - [sG] Bread: right???
11:08 PM - Delirium: thats actually my fetish
"@Delirium confirmed brony, someone reject his admin app." - @Bread
"lukes hot
god damn
that dude
i wanna bench with him" - @souceboss
"Well that turned actually gay" - @Stunningjam
"i wanna watch exorcist masturbation" - @Paradox
"Michelle @Asteria), please stop flirting with the obesity." - @Zaraki
"Get more internet" - @smiley
"that was like a moan" - @Black Rain
"how do you moan, what the fuck?" - @XeNo
"Gotta look after my neighbors dog and daughter, for better rewards" - @Dominic
"I am a homo" - @Ahoy
"i just suck a lot of dick" - @Black Rain
"everyone has a sex tape" - @European Master Race
"I'm gay" - @Paradox
"I'm a weeb" - @Paradox
"i need to be a female so i can make babies" - @Korean Ninja
"Some taxi guy hollered at me when I had a pink shirt.... I think he thought I was a girl...." - @Korean Ninja
"WEEEEE!!!" - @SpikedRocker
"i think i trow up a bit in my mouth" - @Great White Cookie Shark
"trow" - @Asteria
"trew*" - @Great White Cookie Shark
someone please send him back to school
"Do you think i pay attention to you?" @R3TROATTACK to @Nuclear Onion
"SOMEONE IS AWPING" @smiley
"That's a scout" - some randy on TTT
"SAME SHIT" - @smiley
Everyone on server - "LOL"
"i'll become a hooker" - @smiley
"WE'VE BEEN DONGED" - @smiledonger @smiley)
"I like fat black dong" - @smiledonger @smiley)
"Ehh potato tomato" - @Caution
"...Those are two different things, Caution" - @Revenga
"Wait..." - @Caution
" He's kind of cute... in a non homosexual way.." - @Korean Ninja talking about @Great White Cookie Shark
" whatever you say fgt" - @Burger
"MY NAME IS ABDUL HABIB MOHAMMED AMIN ABDUL QUDDUS CHIRKLI" - @DangerCallz
"Frosf u wish u bad a wiafu xd" - @Nimmy Jewtron to @Frostbitten
"What's the male version of a waifu?" - Nuclear Onion
*Goku Starts Googling*
"Would it be husbando?" - Nuclear Onion
"According to the first article on Google, everyone is saying husbando" - @Goku @Nuclear Onion you fucking weeb.
"if u dont join this lobby i will start furiously masturbating until my dick hurts and my screen is covered in my aborted children" - @Elemental inviting @Stunningjam to comp.
2:18 AM - [sG] xDoodles: just got home
2:18 AM - [sG] xDoodles: from eating 10 tacos
A typical day in the life of @xDoodles
"I Just came a little bit" - @Goku
[16/04, 18:36] Nimmy Jewtron : Retro is still an admin. There's your paradox
[16/04, 18:36] Nimmy Jewtron : No one tell him I said he will ban me @Nimmy Jewtron @R3TROATTACK
"I love you" @xDoodles talking to @Black Rain
"i watch adult anime ;)" - @Toyz
"Here I thought Burger was a nice and composed guy." - @ItzMiLK about @Burger
"I have a bunch of 12 year olds down in my basement that you could join" - @Burger
*in comp with people*
"THIS FUCKING SLUT" - Random
"Stop calling me by my name" - @Ahoy
"It's my Golden Shower, back off!" - @smiley
"Oh Smiley is top fragging? Yeah, we lost." - @nickpaizi
"im kawaii desu onii chan" - @Burger
"if you rtv i will give you some anal poundings" - @Frostbitten
"I'm going to add that to SG quotes" - @Slaughter
"no pls" - @Frostbitten
"just ride on it, then get shot in the face by some fgt" - @Nuclear Onion
"stop flirting with me @smiley, I'm a tight virgin flower who is about to bloom" - @Burger
" I already said no to smiley, okay that doesn't mean you can have your chance" - @Burger
"What the fuck?" - @Ahoy
"Maybe I have an ugly person addiction. To people like you (korean). Just wanna fuck them." - @Burger
"Oh no. This map is sooo hard. Like really hard. Like it's harder than my dick, and that's really hard." - @Elemental
"out of all the guys on SG, Nino is the cutest" - @Paradox
"Here, take my golden showerrr" - @smiley
"NOOOOOOOOO!!! WHY DID YOU GUYS KEEP LETTING ME SAY GOLDEN SHOWER!!!!" - @smiley
"Wait did you not know what a golden shower was?" - @Goku
"NOOOO!!! SO GROSS" - @smiley
"you thanked retro's post faster than onion can masturbate" - @Prez
"I bet you rub against poles and was like 'YEAH, GREAT'" - @Nuclear Onion talking about @Luke 's first time jerking off
Im gonna slut myself - @Ahhhhhhhhhhh
"Aidesy" - @marymurder when referring to AIDS as a verb and an adjective
"If I don't know her, she's not that important." - @souceboss in regards to ANNE FRANK
" it smells like cheese farts and buttholes" - @Korean Ninja talking about his farts.
"semen doesnt taste that ba....." - @Paradox
"i love dicks up my ass!" - @Paradox
"everything arouses me nowadays" - @Paradox
"What's hard?" - @European Master Race
"My dick uhhhhhh" - @Paradox
"shoot him in the beeceps" - @Great White Cookie Shark
"Korean, wanna play comp?" - @Black Rain
"MA! WHEN'S DINNER?" ... "NEVER MIND." - @Korean Ninja
"and ofc theres a pic of koreans cute tasty looking dog" ... "OM NOMONMNOMNOMONMONOM" - @xDoodles
