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you know you've stooped low when you start plagiarizing my own posts

alright guys jokes dead go home now

I want to start off by saying I'm sorry to be the one to break to the SG community that ZZL is a traitor. To expose someone I once called a friend will hurt me more than this post (and the subsequent images) will hurt his reputation. I could not stay silent any longer and have decided to come out with my story on the constant harassment I face with him. It all started when I tried to play my favorite game in the entire world; Paladins: Champions of the Realm (buy the game here, it is quite fun: https://store.steampowered.com/app/444090/Paladins/), when all of a sudden, I got these chilling messages... I hope ZZL is permanently banned for this as this is unacceptable. I would also like to add that since he's going to see his way out after this goes public, I will volunteer to take over his position as JB server manager. Thank you.

idk why bom keeps wasting his breath; i understand he has a level of professionalism to uphold in these appeals but this guy is clearly fucking with him just to get unbanned and cheat again.

inb4 someone starts to impersonate the BDs to take skins from Starlegendgod after promising him VP

these are your people

Thanks for the free skins Aureli! I buy dragon lore tomorrow!

One thing I've learned from this event is that @Autofucking sucks at this gamemode.

One of the shittiest rule change requests I've heard in a while. Jihads are a shell of their former selves, and have a lot of issues. The Jihad is the only real weapon T's have against Nazi CT's, so nerfing Jihads by making the beep KOS would tip the scales in favor of CT's, and considering the healthboost meta (which the Jihad also counters), this is a really bad idea. I would like the Jihad to have a better system on who gets it, like making it random instead of costing 10k, considering T's literally don't use money for anything else. I would actually prefer a buff to Jihads like a slight buff to the range or a reduction in the fuse timer, as they encourage CT's to keep their distance from large crowds (which they should already be doing) and create some of the funniest, craziest, and most insane situations that make this game mode so much fun. Nerfing the Jihad is 0 steps forward, 5 steps back.

make this an official server that refills ur ammo whenever u get a kill and badabing badaboom 60/60 servers 24/7

Scrolls is playing 4D chess and his master plan to syphon players from JB to kill the gamemode is now in full effect. This is no longer a game, 20 scrolls. The Ape Legion will take action.

About time someone understands why I do things the way I do. The new generation of JB likes to do gun checks, force T's to throw away their nades, and makes them crouch knife the ground and freeze for minutes on end which is NEXT LEVEL pussy shit. The new generation also likes to hot pursue any T's that get away, which is next level stupid considering the ratio is usually 2-1 or worse, which ironicly makes it easier for the main group to rebel. I really like your take here of sometimes just letting a T or two get away for a secret, as it makes for much more interesting gunplay once they actually you know, get a gun and a positional advantage considering CT's have armor and basically 235 HP. Another problem I see is called "secret baiting", where a CT will send all the T's to, for example, the vending machine under armory on vipinthemix, then they go camp kitchen and wait for one retard to press the button which teleports anyone nearby for easy kills. In general, it's pretty easy to not be a dipshit Nazi CT which is why I've always looked down on approaches made by mainly the newer generation of players who seem like they need a power trip. Good post phoenix.

the weebs are gonna be fucking blasting Richaad EB's Deja Vu Power Metal remix and that should be considered an unfair advantage

I remember when I first started playing this game I would spam binds like "Go to www.fakecheatingwebsite.co.uk for the best CSGO Cheats!" and "You just got REKT by www.fakecheatingwebsite.com!" but with a real cheating site as a joke, but then people started actually toggling mid match assuming I was cheating.

I think you'd make a great president and should consider running! However, the competition is fierce. Your greatest adversaries to the throne are probably @20 scrolls, @dolo and @lyn, and I don't think you'll be beating those wonderchilds anytime soon. Good luck though!

What the fuck? This isnt Electric Razor! Unsubscribed.

Fucking knew Lynxie was British. https://www.grammarly.com/blog/gray-grey/#:~:text=How Do You Spell the Color Gray%3F&text=Grey and gray are two,they need to be memorized.

mans sweats Jailbreak CT side for 3 months against retarded shitters like @Auto @EvilEye and @the baconator and suddenly has the confidence to take on ZywOo and s1mple

yeah even as someone who has fought to the nail to get chat orders nerfed, I think we're at a perfect balance with chat and voice orders. chat orders serve an important purpose for some of the disabled members of our community @Mark Rober @20 scrolls @Tagwrack. I think the recent changes have been fantastic, as abuse of chat orders was a legitimate problem but the problem is essentially gone at this point with the changes to !fo and such so I couldn't be happier with the approach @Dom and @TheZZL have taken with the server recently. If we were to hypothetically remove chat orders entirely, I disagree that it would damage the server population as 20scrolls said, but I don't think people should be entirely barred off from playing the side if they don't want to talk.

Can confirm I was the one who was groomed and my explicit pictures were leaked in #general. EDIT: HERE'S ONE OF THE LEAKED PHOTOS

lol i never said i had a problem with companies spending money on what they want, but dont u think its a bit of a shame people would rather spend money to tolerate a problem rather than just prevent it in the first place?

money is going into this instead of the vaccine this is like training turtles to smell and avoid plastic trash instead of cleaning up the ocean

hey @20 scrolls, sounds like they're looking for roof campers