TheVirus

Don't rain on my parade.

If you're getting popups, then use Firefox with Ad-Block Plus. By far the best ad-blocking program/extension available.

Where's my car?

That's because your teacher gets paid based on test results.

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/misspelling This especially applies to Suri, Crimson, Daze, Mercy, Fullmetal, and many, many more.

Because he smokes pot? Using logic like that, I would say you're a horrible person because your spelling/grammar sucks.

Get a good lawyer. Don't talk to anyone without one.

Everything you do is affected by karma. Fullmetal had TERRIBLE karma once and planted a C4 and did little damage. A few of us looked at the score board (TAB) and saw that he was the only one with really bad karma, so we all killed him. He cried RDM, of course, but it matched. His C4 didn't kill anyone. Anything under 800 and you're fucked if you don't have good teammates, since you can't just 1 shot someone with a deagle to the head.

Of course.

Whenever Bad Dog, Potshot and myself play, I generally lose a lot of karma... but I also frame Bad Dog for killing me.

That and the window was already broken in the corner.

That's not your STEAM ID or profile ID. Open up Steam and go to Community and press the Home button. It should give you a list of numbers at the top, copy that in. If your profile is private, edit your settings in Profile section in Steam.

Step 1: Find empty crack house. Step 2: Record video of ones self breaking window and flooding the place Step 3: ??? Step 4: Profit!

I've talked to MPQC on vent and DR or some other server a while ago. I don't see what the big deal is, though I wish other people followed his lead and shut the fuck up (I'm looking at you 12 year olds out there.)

You must be this tall to ride my dick.

MoH:AA is still my favorite war-style multiplayer game. CoD series (Aside from Modern Warfare 1) was boring. Bad Company 2 is fucking terrible. Also, I'm sick of war games, it's time they think of something else.

Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to change your avatar.

Yeah, because we all know .mp3 files contain trojans.

I'm thinking no.

It's a stupid petition. He wants to assign numbers to women to indicate how dangerous they are.

Spartan envies you.

You people have horrible taste in beer, except Caution, but I hate Guinness. Check out beer from your local micro-breweries. Just ask the store owner for any recommendations. Trust me, there is amazing beer out there.