TheVirus

I bought CSS hacks and all I got was this shitty mouse.

Wouldn't surprise me if he was banned because of this.

Is there an air-raid siren or anything that is a base-wide alert? If so, mimic that in the barracks.

What about fireworks?

Can you rig their bunks to collapse? If so, tie ropes to each of them and give em a good yank in the morning to make them all collapse. Might take some work, though.

Is anyone going to explain this shit?

Worked for me, guys. http://www.steamcalculator.com/id/76561197970805557

Fucking Bible Belt. Plus, they call soda 'pop'.

I speak everyone's language.

My best advice would be to get some TestOut A+ courses or CBTNuggets A+ videos. They are expensive, but are available elsewhere (just saying). I'd watch those first and take a practice exam and see where you stand. You'd be surprised how well they coach you.

I think she had -- let's be extremely generous here, for no real reason -- mechanical problems with the Spaghettios can. That shit was giving her real-life troubles. That was supposed to be opened like an adult and she wasn't capable of that under pressure. To the point: I think it's a pretty classic feminist objectification trope, probably presented as some sort of rape parable. Soil represents earth -- true meaning -- and how it has been muddled and confused by consumerism and objectification (El Spaghettios) to the point that it is completely unrecognizable. So she is in this sexually/domestically abusive relationship with someone specific and/or American society. But since this constant rape of identity has been stirred so deeply into culture and reality, she chooses to finally rebel against her situation using the only way she can attain power over this faux-reality -- by declaring that this world and this abuse has so little value that she could rape herself and remain entirely disaffected. Of course, it's possible she meant to present this with no subtext -- a "this world means nothing, so here's this ambitiously ludicrous act that is going to make everyone wish they didn't come here" sort of thing that completely staggers the audience. It's a bit manifestoesque in its simplicity ("we assign meaning, we live by worth and assign value, but everything is shit") if that's what she was going for, but it's certainly an option. So the best option is probably a combination of both. This is most likely told by a narrator in the midst of crisis, post-sexual abuse or abusive relationship, who has a view of Earth so jaded that she chooses to assign no value to it anymore, deeming it all an unreality. Thusly, in an act of protest of her societal (and, probably, actual) rape by society, she opts to rape herself with the Earthspaghetti to prove it means nothing to her, to prove that any future rape is so unreal that it can no longer affect her. But she's still left to complete her only human-drone-in-a-corporate-world, typically-feminine task: To clean up after the mess she's made and move on.

You really don't need a course for A+, unless you know absolutely nothing about computers. If you've been inside of a computer and know the parts, you don't need a course. Either some books or videos will work. A+ is the easiest of all CompTIA's certs to get.

Everyone you know will die in ~100 years. The same will happen with your children, and their children.

Fuck this stupid cunt and her fundamentalist fucked up family. Delete this thread, they don't need anymore publicity.

If you need help or anything with the Security+, let me know. I'm studying for Network+ now. After that, probably CEH, if I get approval to take the exam. Although, I'm not looking forward to a 4 hour test.

This is true. I have experience with all of this, but no company will hire me because I don't have a Network+ or CCNA, even though I'm more than capable at managing them. Even if I don't know it, I can still learn it in a day or so. But I think I'm going to get into Penetration Testing for network security. I want to do the Microsoft certs, but they are expensive and require multiple tests.

That... is not a certificate.

Talking about IT related certificates, like CCNA, A+, etc. I just passed the Security+ test a few days ago and am currently studying for Network+ (which is all stuff I already know so far). After that, I'm looking to get into more security related certificates. Mainly, CEH (Certified Ethical Hacker), OSCP (Offensive Security Certified Professional) and CISSP (Certified Information Security Systems Professional). So, what do you currently have or plan on getting?

I'd like to band her wagon... if you know what I mean.

You fail at posting images from 4chan.

http://www.crunchgear.com/2010/07/28/russian-megageek-shows-off-his-immense-processor-collection/ Nice collection.

Bring back PB '08

Am I the only one that's bothered by this?