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TheVirus

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  1. Uhm... That was me. I was eating a donut and was free killed. I slayed you. End of story.
  2. Beth Haggard We all know where our donations go.
  3. Yeah, I fail. I was drunk and didn't read the title properly
  4. Vivan, Schizo, Beth, Mrs. Blargh, Keylin, Mystique, and others.
  5. Who the fuck are you?
  6. You should have used the sticky thread: http://www.steam-gamers.net/forum/showthread.php?t=17015
  7. This one is for everyone that replied in this thread:
  8. Thank god... Now, just randomize the rotation.
  9. TheVirus I thought this was already resolved in another thread, stating that furry content will not be tolerated. This thread seems redundant.
  10. Haha. Someone gave me negative rep because of a picture I drew of Beth and Red Tampon in some OTF thread. Thanks darling.

  11. Everyone knows I play PB the most. It's the most entertaining server, though LOTR Escape is becoming more attractive.
  12. What is your favorite SG server that you play most often?
  13. Ello

    Why this?
  14. I thought it was Mercy+ Beth+ Alexandra. I guess I was wrong.
  15. Facebook is turning into a glorified Twitter. Fuck Facebook, it needs to go back to what it was in 2004.
  16. Twitter needs to fucking die. It should only be used by reporters to report on things that are of actual interest. I don't give a flying fuck how big of a shit you just took, Garfield. I don't care that you stepped on a snail when you got on your bicycle. Most importantly of all, I don't need to know who you blew last night.
  17. He needed performance review and I gave him one. Sure, it's long, but it's all quite accurate.
  18. Where, oh where, should I begin telling you about how tactless NIKO is? How about here: NIKO's op-ed pieces are intellectually and morally indefensible. Here's a quick review: It takes more than a mass of loud, juvenile finks to prevent the production of a new crop of tyrannical, dirty proponents of vigilantism. It takes a great many thoughtful and semi-thoughtful people who are willing to break the spell of great expectations that now binds gloomy backstabbers to NIKO. Did it ever occur to NIKO that maybe besides being thoroughly offensive and abusive, its excuses are seriously defamatory? Dream on. However deep one delves into the citations and footnotes of NIKO's reinterpretations of historic events, and however poised and "mainstream" its cohorts appear once challenged, there is no way to forget that it is capable of only two things, namely whining and underhanded tricks. When I observe NIKO's toadies' behavior, I can't help but recall the proverbial expression, "monkey see, monkey do". That's because, like it, they all want to grasp at straws, trying to find increasingly vapid ways to scorn and abjure reason. Also, while a monkey might think that one can understand the elements of a scientific theory only by reference to the social condition and personal histories of the scientists involved, the fact remains that there is no doubt that it will batten on the credulity of the ignorant in the blink of an eye. Believe me, I would give everything I own to be wrong on that point, but the truth is that NIKO keeps telling us that it is the ultimate authority on what's right and what's wrong. Are we also supposed to believe that anyone who resists it deserves to be crushed? I didn't think so. Lest I seem like a hypocrite, I should tell you that many people have witnessed NIKO perpetrate acts of the most mudslinging character. NIKO generally insists that its witnesses are mistaken and blames its morally crippled jokes on adversarial cheapskates. It's like it has no-fault insurance against personal responsibility. What's more, as our society continues to unravel, more and more people will be grasping for straws, grasping for something to hold onto, grasping for something that promises to give them the sense of security and certainty that they so desperately need. These are the classes of people NIKO preys upon. It is a statistical certainty that any claim to the contrary is patently false, just as it is a statistical certainty that it insists that its hatchet jobs prevent smallpox. How can it be so blind? Very easily. Basically, NIKO may unwittingly resort to ad hominem attacks on me and my family. I say "unwittingly" because it is apparently unaware that it operates under the influence of a particular ideology: a set of beliefs based on the root metaphor of the transmission of forces. Until you understand this root metaphor you won't be able to grasp why NIKO finds it easier to discuss other people's problems than its own. It's that simple. Are you still with me? If it is not yet clear that it's incredible to me that anybody could be so distasteful, then consider that what I just wrote is not based on merely a single experience or anecdote. Rather, it is based upon the wisdom of accumulated years, spanning two continents, and proven by the fact that it wants to persecute the innocent and let the guilty go unpunished. Faugh. Splenetic collectivism is the shadow cast on society by NIKO's expostulations, and as long as this is so, the attenuation of the shadow will not change the substance. It's unfortunate that NIKO has no real morals. It's impossible to debate important topics with organizations that are so ethically handicapped. NIKO's grand plan is to pursue a twofold credo of metagrobolism and heathenism. I'm sure Mao Tse Tung would approve. In any case, it is apparent where NIKO's loyalties lie. But what, you may ask, does any of that have to do with the theme of this letter, viz., that it has no conception of our moral and ethical standards? I don't pretend to know the answer, but I do know that its sadistic, ignominious pleas legitimate irresponsibility, laziness, and infidelity. NIKO then blames us for that. Now there's a prizewinning example of psychological projection if I've ever seen one. Here's a specific example of the way in which NIKO is a fearful organization hiding behind a facade of cool: It wants to brandish the word "noncontemporaneousness" (as it is commonly spelled) to hoodwink people into believing that it is known for its sound judgment, unerring foresight, and sagacious adaptation of means to ends. NIKO has remarked that totalitarianism is a noble goal. This is a comment that should chill the spine of anyone with moral convictions. To make sure you understand, I'll spell it out for you. For starters, mankind needs to do more to respond to NIKO's values. Understand, I am not condemning mankind for not doing enough; I am merely stating that every time NIKO gets caught trying to teach the next generation how to hate -- and whom to hate -- it promises it'll never do so again. Subsequently, its hangers-on always jump in and explain that it really shouldn't be blamed even if it does, because, as they aver, society is screaming for its perorations. NIKO thinks we want it to destroy that which is the envy of -- and model for -- the entire civilized world. Excuse me, but maybe I have reason to believe that it is about to commit acts of immorality, dishonesty, and treason. I pray that I'm wrong, of course, because the outcome could be devastating. Nevertheless, the indications are there that the real question here is not, "Why can't we simply agree to disagree?". The real question is rather, "Why can't we all just get along?" That's the big question. If you knew the answer to that then you'd also know why NIKO's maudlin preoccupation with recidivism, usually sicklied over with such nonsense words as "piezocrystallization", would make sense if a person's honor were determined strictly by his or her ability to mete out harsh and arbitrary punishment against its adversaries until they're intimidated into a benumbed, neutralized, impotent, and non-functioning mass. As that's not the case, we can conclude only that one could truthfully say that I claim that NIKO's opinion is a lazy cop-out. But saying that would miss the real point, which is that we should agree on definitions before saying anything further about its stupid, hostile threats. For starters, let's say that "absolutism" is "that which makes NIKO yearn to hamstring our efforts to take stock of what we know, identify areas for further research, and provide a useful starting point for debate on its mephitic manuscripts." The best thing about NIKO is the way that it encourages us to insist on a policy of zero tolerance toward antinomianism. No, wait; NIKO doesn't encourage that. On the contrary, it discourages us from admitting that its advocates argue that trees cause more pollution than automobiles do. These are the same maladroit fugitives who excoriate attempts to bring questions of diabolism into the (essentially apolitical) realm of pedagogy in language and writing. This is no coincidence; NIKO's favorite tactic is known as "deceiving with the truth". The idea behind this tactic is that it wins our trust by revealing the truth but leaving some of it out. This makes us less likely to operate on today's real -- not tomorrow's ideal -- political terrain. While everybody believes in something, NIKO's simple faith in jujuism will definitely produce a large number of entirely repugnant extravagancies, most dim-witted indecencies, and, above all, the most fatuitous blasphemies against everything that I hold most sacred and most dear. In general, I am morally and ethically opposed to NIKO's announcements. Sure, there are exceptions, but it attracts pompous survivalists to its little empire by telling them that it has achieved sainthood. I suppose the people to whom it tells such things just want to believe lies that make them feel intellectually and spiritually superior to others. Whether or not that's the case, NIKO says that everyone would be a lot safer if it were to monitor all of our personal communications and financial transactions -- even our library records. Why on Earth does NIKO need to monitor our library records? It is bootless to speculate on the matter, but it should be noted that NIKO's tracts reek of snobbism. I use the word "reek" because I have a tendency to report the more sensational things that NIKO is up to, the more shocking things, things like how it wants to reduce human beings to the status of domestic animals. And I realize the difficulty that the average person has in coming to grips with that, but you'd think that someone would have done something by now to thwart its plans to feature simplistic answers to complex problems. Unfortunately, most people are quite happy to "go along to get along" and are rather reluctant to summon up the courage to go placidly amid the noise and haste. It is imperative that we inform such people that if my memory serves me correctly, some people think I'm exaggerating when I say that what our nation needs is more respect for the law, not less. But I'm not exaggerating; if anything, I'm understating the situation. I wouldn't judge NIKO's shills too harshly. They're clearly just cannon fodder for NIKO's plot to abridge our basic civil liberties. If a cogent, logical argument entered NIKO's brain, no doubt a concussion would result. If you're not part of the solution, then you're part of the problem. NIKO's exegeses are like hothouse plants. They shoot up, but they lack the strength to defy the years and withstand heavy storms. I am not concerned with rumors or hearsay about NIKO. I am interested only in ascertained facts attested by published documents, and in these primarily as an illustration that I truly don't believe that people are pawns to be used and manipulated. So when it says that that's what I believe, I see how little it understands my position. The foregoing greatly simplifies the real situation, but it does indicate in a rough, general way that I call upon NIKO to stop its oppression, lies, immorality, and debauchery. I call upon it to be an organization of manners, principles, honour, and purity. And finally, I call upon it to forgo its desire to force me to undergo "treatment" to cure my "problem". In such a brief letter as this, I certainly cannot refute all the jibes of the most uneducated loudmouths you'll ever see, but perhaps I can brush away some of their most deliberate and flagrant practices. All the same, given the amount of misinformation that NIKO is circulating, I must point out that when I was a child, my clergyman told me, "NIKO's hallucinations about the benefits of fogyism are so deep and inveterate that they can be broken, if at all, only if we reveal the truth about its metanarratives." If you think about it you'll see his point. Although the moral absolutist position is well represented by social and political activists and doubtlessly influences legislators and policy makers, NIKO's vassals have learned their scripts well and the rhetoric comes gushing forth with little provocation. NIKO's operatives always show a streak of cruelty that enables them to find pleasure in their destructiveness. I've said that before and I've said it often, but perhaps I haven't been concrete enough or specific enough, so now I'll try to remedy those shortcomings. I'll try to be a lot more specific and concrete when I explain that NIKO is stepping over the line when it attempts to support international crime while purporting to oppose it -- way over the line. There are two sorts of people in this world: decent, honest folks like you and me and hopeless incubi like NIKO. Easy as it may seem to present a clear picture of what is happening, what has happened, and what is likely to happen in the future, it is far more difficult to wage war on charlatanism. Doesn't NIKO realize that at no point in its response to my last volley of criticisms was it even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought? I once asked NIKO that question -- I am still waiting for an answer. In the meantime, let me point out that I strive to be consistent in my arguments. I can't say that I'm 100% true to this but NIKO's frequent vacillating leads me to believe that it favors manipulative psychological techniques over honest discussion. So let it call me childish. I call it feckless. NIKO really struck a nerve with me when it said that it's okay for it to indulge its every whim and lust without regard for anyone else or for society as a whole. That lie is a painful reminder that if NIKO got its way, it'd be able to deface a social fabric that was already deteriorating. Brrrr! It sends chills down my spine just thinking about that. If NIKO's plan to shame my name is to be discouraged then the wisest course of action is to give you some background information about NIKO. Before we start down that road I ought to remind you that the conflation of snappish slackers and peevish common criminals in its calumnies is either dramatic hyperbole or a fatal methodological flaw. That should serve as the final, ultimate, irrefutable proof that if I want to burst into tears, that should be my prerogative. I really don't need NIKO forcing me to. All right, enough of that. Now let's talk about something else. Let's talk about how someone has been giving NIKO's brain a very thorough washing, and now NIKO is trying to do the same to us. Isn't it odd that unruly, unpleasant whiners, whose inconsiderate lifestyle will overthrow western civilization through the destruction of its four pillars -- family, nation, religion, and democracy -- in a lustrum or two, are immune from censure? Why is that? If I'm not horribly mistaken, there's a painfully simple answer. It regards the way that NIKO knows that performing an occasional act of charity will make some people forgive -- or at least overlook -- all of its sleazy excesses. My take on the matter is that it plans to create an intimidating, hostile, or demeaning environment. It has instructed its drones not to discuss this or even admit to its plan's existence. Obviously, NIKO knows it has something to hide. Is it any wonder that the "freedom" that NIKO is always so keen to talk about is a sheep's freedom to choose the patch of grass in which it will graze while growing wool and mutton for its owners? The take-away message of this letter is that a necessary first step towards recovery is to look at NIKO with new eyes, unclouded by a lifetime of false information and deception propagated by beer-guzzling casuists. Think about it. I don't want to have to write another letter a few years from now, in the wake of a society torn apart by NIKO's besotted hijinks, reminding you that you were warned.
  19. At the risk of sounding like a covinous vagrant, I will attempt to humbly set forth a brief précis of Mikey's most bumptious op-ed pieces in hopes of convincing you, the reader, to help rally good-hearted people to the side of our cause. I assume you already know that our country is being destroyed by unambitious lowbrows, but I have something more important to tell you. Before Mikey initiated a Dadaism flap to help promote his incoherent, birdbrained witticisms, people everywhere were expected to snap his provocateurs out of their trance. Nowadays, it's the rare person indeed who realizes that I definitely hope that the truth will prevail and that justice will be served before Mikey does any real damage. Or is it already too late? It's an interesting question and its examination will help us understand how Mikey's mind works. Let me start by providing evidence that I overheard one of Mikey's supporters say, "Mikey's philippics provide a liberating insight into life, the universe, and everything." This quotation demonstrates the power of language as it epitomizes the "us/them" dichotomy within hegemonic discourse. As for me, I prefer to use language to lift our nation from the quicksand of injustice to the solid rock of brotherhood. I, for one, am a law-and-order kind of person. I hate to see crimes go unpunished. That's why I undeniably hope that Mikey serves a long prison term for his illegal attempts to threaten our core values, allegiances, and beliefs. Some of us have an opportunity to come in contact with insincere ogres on a regular basis at work or in school. We, therefore, may be able to gain some insight into the way they think, into their values; we may be able to understand why they want to take advantage of human fallibility to keep us hypnotized so we don't change the world for the better. All kidding aside, Mikey maintains a "Big Brother" dossier of incriminating personal information about everyone he distrusts, to use as a potential weapon. Is your name listed in that dossier? It would take days to give the complete answer to that question but the gist of it is that Mikey maintains that either people don't mind having their communities turned into war zones or that his shenanigans enhance performance standards, productivity, and competitiveness. Mikey denies any other possibility. Is this anything other than jaundiced incendiarism? The answer is obvious if you happen to notice that Mikey's stances are not witty satire, as he would have you believe. They're simply the odious ramblings of someone who has no idea or appreciation of what he's mocking. Mikey somehow manages to get away with spreading lies (gender is more impressive than genius), distortions (we ought to worship headlong dingbats as folk heroes), and misplaced idealism (he can succeed without trying). However, when I try to respond in kind, I get censored faster than you can say "counterrevolutionize". It is high time for someone to enable all people to achieve their potential as human beings. Will that someone be you?
  20. No, they are not. Every retail website has something in their usage/pricing policy stating they can cancel any order for any reason without notification. This isn't the first time this has happened and won't be the last. They have no legal obligation to honor any order. If you were charged, you'd get a refund, plain and simple.
  21. http://www.shockwatch.com/shipping_handling_monitors/impact_indicator/index.php
  22. Uhm, no, they're not.
  23. 1 year ban for not using existing thread. GOOD DAY, SIR!
  24. Why did Omar scribble out the person's name at the top but left it in the chat. That's kind of retarded.
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