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It happens every day in this country -- It's called welfare!

I don't know how to fix it. I just grunt and yell at the computer and kick it a few times.Doesn't always work. Sometimes I make ritual sacrifices. That usually works

Don't flip this around on us. Cut the crap. Tampon's right, it's getting old.

Take your own advice and go die in a fire.

Old ladies need lovin' too.

Doh! Have fun being a virgin until you're 83. :001_tt2:

Because he wanted to lose weight and you burn more calories walking up stairs than walking down them so that's why he didn't walk down them in the mornings. He got off at the eigth floor because he couldn't walk up the whole way because he didn't have enough stamina. Maybe he was a smoker or something.

First of all, my original post is just lyrics from Flight of the Conchords. Funny shit, btw. I suggest watching it if you never have. Secondly, onions fucking rule. I happen to know everything there is to know about onions. I love onions. I love onions on pancakes, I love it on pizza. And I take onions and put a little bit in my hair when I've had a rough week. What do you think holds it up, slick?

These aren't tears of sadness because you're leaving me...I've just been cutting onions... I'm making a lasagna... ....for one...

LOLLERSKATES!

I just started a NationStates account! PM me wit chour stuff! (With your stuff, if you didn't catch that)

Wait, what? The inquisitorial cuban wasn't on before?! I guess that's what I get only being on the forums for a few months. I miss so much not playing the game anymore. I can't wait for school to start back up again so I can play!

Don't hate US cuz u ain't US. Foo'.

YES GLORIOUS VICTORY!!!

There's a difference here, Havok. You're comparing apples to oranges when it comes to how the two countries treat their citizens and run their countries. The US doesn't have all the crazy violent government sponsored ethnic cleansing that China has. The facade that the Chinese are putting up about their country is absolutely ridiculous - from faking their ceremonies to cheating during the contests, it's not right. They claim that they are a unified country with no problems but in fact they are extremely divided and corrupt. The claim that you made that said the US wouldn't be bothered to get people from all 50 states at the ceremony...What does that have to do with anything? States aren't seperate and unique cultures like those in China. If I gave you a lager and said it was a stout, it would be false. They are both beer, perhaps originating from the same brewery, but they are radically different things. Same goes with the Chinese minorities and the presentational perversion they produced.

fuck china they are way too silly for their own good. Anyway, don't preach about how China-bashing has become a new American sport like we're some sort of hate-mongering flock of hate mongers. Last I checked, US-bashing is the most prolific sport in the world. It's cool for everyone else to talk shit, but when we do it's not okay. :thumbdown:

Is that like half of a Tic-Tac?

QFT

I'M COMING BUDDY!!! But first I have to find a way past my bridge! Yikes!

So do most bridges in the country-side! I hate going over those bridges.

Would you giggle if I tickled your armpits?

Write an essay about How to Shit in the Woods. Informative, Useful, Funny! Perfect!

Tops. There is NO WAY they are over 12.

Fuck if I know. He said it was his birthday in the chatbox a little while ago...