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This thread Fails. LOLOL

I want a slide so badly...I was walking around the office today thinking how fucking cool it would be to be able to slide into say, the kitchen area to get a bottle of water. It doesn't even have to be a twisty slide (though of course that would be preferable...one that is like a twisty tube! Hooray!)... it could just be a flat slide...I'd still love that. I'd go 'weeeee' the whole way down. It would brighten my day, and I'm sure everyone else's if they could go weeee down the slide...

I tend to put my headphones on and go to http://www.pandora.com we're not really supposed to but I do anyway. I seriously think my productivity would go up AT LEAST 50% if there was a slide...

Fuck Google. I sit at a desk all day. No windows. No sound. Just the constant clack of keyboards to keep me company. I WANT A DAMN SLIDE! WHY NOT ME?! Haha, granted - I'm an intern so I don't really expect much. I'll get windows when I'm a salaried employee in a year or two. Already offered a job hooray!

I noticed it...the silly little dance got my attention. I like silly little dances.

BMI = Body Mass Index, I believe. Anyway if you're 16.7 that means you're a skinny ass motherfucker and need to put on a few pounds!!! ;-)

LOL

It used to be that being "overweight" was a sign of aristocracy! Don't be hatin' on James.

I love it, personally. I'm playing on Emperor right now -- haven't quite made that step to Diety yet. Does any one else play? Post your strategies (if you have them) and your favorite civs! My favorite civilization is the Japanese. I turtle up and research tons of stuff and build armies until around the time I get into the modern era -- then I start killing my neighbors. It works really well -- especially with the +1 food from the sea! I love this game.

FIRST! I WAS HERE! Good post Max. Thank you. It's different if it's just making a silly post every so often, but when it's happening ALL the time, it's just not acceptable.

Agreed...

Speaking of Jackie boy, where the hell is that sonuvabitch?!

Even cheaters deserve a happy birthday. We may enforce rules strictly but we're not soulless! Except for Paladin.

Happy Birthday Tom Hanks! That's all i have to say about that.

I'm going to squirt you in the face with my ban-sauce! My profile pic FTW! PS: I like the cat eating corn a lot. Cloud is pretty BA too.

Why do you think that I didn't forget...I didn't want mine to get mad!

Oh Gumpy...you are a beautiful soul.

My 500th Post! Hooray! Full of fail thread? Probably. Narcissistically necessary? Most definitely. :001_tt2:

Did you get the T-Shirt?

I'm 20. But I'll be 21 in 71 days! Not that I'm counting or anything...

Stop being a little bitch! If people don't like you then this is CERTAINLY not going to improve their opinions of you, Rebel. I don't really know you, but if it was just based off of this thread -- I wouldn't like you. So why don't you stop making stupid pity-posts, contribute to the community? None of this "I will leave forever" bull shit. Then people will like youI would like you. I actually don't "not like you", but just chill brotha. You know, chillax g-funk! It's all good. Just some friendly advice!

Good luck, old bean!

I watch it all day. Every day. I like you. Do you like me?

Happy Birthday, Zentar! May you and your one post enjoy a most glorious 17th birthday!