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Legal, you can't post that or it might offend the WOW players! What are you thinking?! :001_tt2: But seriously, LOL. What the hell is up with that? I loved it when the kid was like "That was some of the weirdest shit I've ever heard in my life..." It's sorta sad that a game can do that to people...

YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM! See guys, being a nerd is the cool thing to do!

Nerds are also delicious and tasty crunchy/sweet/sour little candy creations. And I happen to love them.

When I get it, I am definitely using the old Gamecube controllers. I loved and was too good at DoubleDash with the gamecube controllers to give that up. Plus I hate steering wheels.

My thoughts exactly... HEY GUYS ALL OF YOU ARE NERDS LOLOL

That wouldn't be a good time.

Okay, I'm sure many of you have seen those two cute little tykes in "Charlie bit my finger" ^ If you haven't But! How many of you (probably a lot still) have seen the adult version? Sick? Yes. Hilarious? Most definitely! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xgpu-RwUfLk Disclaimer: This video may not be suitable for minors

I've never heard it from a stand-up before, but it's definitely possible! Seems like a pretty good/easy theme for a comic act. *shrugs*

I dunno about you guys, but this is what I want done! I want to be embalmed, but not smelly. Secondly I want to be able to stand up right on my own. If this is accomplished through an actual stand, or rods/wires, it doesn't matter. As long as I am free standing. Then I want a giant clock implanted into my chest or stomach. Every hour, on the hours, my mouth will open up and my tongue will shoot out! Of course, there will be a tiny little bird on my tongue that goes "Cooko! Coooko!" (Duh.) I sort of want motion sensors in my eyes, so when my family walks by my corpse will say pre-recorded things! Anything from "I love you!" to "Don't do anything bad I'm watching you!" to "Did you turn the oven off?" Stuff like that. What would I be? A real-life, legitimate, Grandfather-Clock!!!

As long as the scotch is single malt! Mixed is crap!

Did you know that the Book of World records was originally started so that bartenders would be able to keep records of crazy things that they could talk to their patrons about?

Guinness...looks like motor oil but tastes like dark gold...It tastes so much better over in Ireland though -- nothing here compares for some reason. Red -- Yuengling is FANTASTIC! My roommate and I drove seven hours to PA to get some about a month ago! (They don't sell it in Ohio).

Kirby says: (>")> HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

Cute kid Niko. He looks like you! I hope you get to spend more time with him!!

Second!

It was insane. ...insanely awesome!

Happy Birthday buddy!!!! I hope you aren't too old! :-)

Dude. Why you gotta be hatin' on me? (Isn't that what the kids are saying these days?) Not cool, IJ, not cool. ...Momma says that peglegs are cool...

LOL!!! Oh, and please don't slaughter me unmercifully. I actually have to change my vote to chess now -- I forgot about it! *gasp*

What is your biggest pet peeve? - People who say 'for serious'. I can't handle it. What if your biggest fear? - Clowns/Spiders/Needles/Clown-Spiders with Needles Who have you lost your virginity too? - Raven What did you come to ZM? - Why? Because it's cool? Who's your favorite admin here at ZM? - I'm my favorite admin. But if that doesn't count - Raven rawr Who's your least favorite admin here at ZM - Haggard Who's your favorite Ukrainian? - Mr. Ukraine What do you know about planes? - They fly a good amount of the time What do you think of the name "AvroArrow" - It's stupid and I hate you. Just kidding. It's okay? What answer are you looking for?! and, finally... What is the best board game ever made in mankind history? - Monopoly, ftw.

If that's wrong, then I don't wanna be right.

A blast from the past -- LOLOL

573, yo

A little something I threw together. I swear he looks like Emperor Palpatine!

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