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Shockingly, it only took 108 years to realize that the homeless dont buy shit in the retail district and generally dont contribute to our tax base. DC could really learn something about this... http://www.miamiherald.com/news/miami_dade/story/489959.html I say put them on a plane with a chute, and toss them in the middle of the everglades. Lots of food, water, and wood to make a swiss-family-jenkins paradise where they can live efficiently and be out of sight.

I say fight back, put it on the net with a sound loop and pics of gary brolsema's head attached to the body of a somalian boy

G-G-G-G-G-EeEE Yoooniiiiit's getting sued http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080409/media_nm/newyork50cent_lawsuit_dc for "promoting the "Gangsta" lifestyle" which allegedly caused the beating of a 14 year old. I wonder if the kid was some wigger from the burbs who has now decided his gangbangin' days in the mall next to yankee candle and Vicky's are over. FINALLY the justice system is being used for effect!

dude, the intrinsic financial value of pot off the blackmarket is the same as pasta. its everywhere if you let it grow. Black market pot prices(what everyone buys in the US) are much higher than what people would end u p paying with tarrifs attached to the product. Pot requires less attention than tobacco to grow esp in the southern US, where the only t hing that stops you from having a yard garden are the laws.

I grew up in an area that had latin Kings and MS13, both of these latino gangs can be ridiculously violent, the best way to deal with these pricks is something called the RICO act. 20 year sentences per offense per count, its how they got the mafia. The problem is, because many of these gangs keep their leadership dispersed rather than centralized, its difficult to proverbially "cut the head off the snake". The gods honest best way to get rid of the group is through eradication and decimation: lock every one you find up, and those that associate give them max penalties for anything they do. Giuliani style, so to speak. These guys arent devil worshippers, most are catholic, some have some "spiritual" guatemalan native indian shit, but most are some garden variety protestant or catholic. They cover themselves in tattoos, and sell meth and third hand market pistols and assault weapons (like uzis, macs and pre-cold war crash AKs) The other way to deal with them is simply deport them back to guatemala, many of them are here illegally anyways. (the ms13s especially). Revoke their visa for taking part in a criminal enterprise if they have them, and kick them back to the land of bananas and landslides.

someone post more funny craigslist Thread needs more paris hilton/rhino buttsekks

Go with quad. future planning ftw.

Are you fricking serious? I just fucking upgraded to a vista comp. WTF, I got fucked by ME and now my ass is going to hurt with vista. You know the sad part, I still have 2 XP prof and home versions. I'd LOL. but my heart is hurting. I hope its fake and that they just Tool up vista and fix that shit.

I loved "gi joe the movie" it had a hell of an ensemble cast for the voices. Don Johnson back in his heyday as Lt. Falcon, etc. It was a great movie imho to go with a great kids cartoon. It should have been a direct to vid release though. That being said, I think this one, live action, 2008 version, put forth 21 years after the last one (I cnat believe i can say that) is going to suck major monkey balls. Live action has never worked out in hte benefit of the series/game/movie being portrayed. Remember that god awful mario movie? Remember Judge Dredd Remember transformers (that movie was crap, im sorry) He-man? Its just like fate man, live action editions of movies are doomed to suck ass, I'm not sure why, but it should be a law of nature. Not only that, but GI joe of old was not just a cartoon, it was a 22 minute, 30 second vehicle, character, and playset commercial. That is part of what made GI joe great. "Duke, Cobra has the COBRA HAMMERHEAD" "Dont worry ladee Jay, Cobra may have the COBRA HAMMERHEAD in thier sleek COBRA BASE WITH RETRACTIBLE TOP AND FLYING BALLS we have the USS FLAGG and the FORTRESS AMERICA! Theyll never win. YOOOO JOE! That is what made the show great. It was violent without showing the conseqences of the violence. Both the Joes and Cobra would have been kicked out of the military for being notoriously bad shots. I feel live action will just kill this whole feel to it.

Dear Crazy-As-Bat-Shit-Lady: The fridge doesn't come with a pedigree! Date: 2006-06-25, 8:44AM PDT Dear Crazy-As-Bat-Shit-Lady: I am honored that you chose my ad for a mini fridge out of all the ads you could have chosen. It makes me feel good that my mini fridge will be supplying you with the ice cold beverages you've obviously become accustomed to. Next time you answer one of my ads, please note the following: 1. I am not Home Depot. If you travel thirty minutes to pick up a bulky 40-pound object, please come prepared with the necessary items you'll need to secure it to your vehicle. Yes, I have rope. I have a lot of rope. I have many different colors and sizes of rope. No, you can not have my rope. The ad said I was selling a fridge, not a fridge with rope. Nor was I selling a fridge with padding so that the pleather seats on your piece of crap car don't get marked up. 2. What part of 'buyer must pick up' in the ad was confusing to you? Yes, I have a vehicle. No, I don't want to haul your fridge all the way to East BumbleFuck on the hottest day of the year. No, I'm really really sure I don't want to do that. No, really. I'm sure. 3. Please call me only once with ALL your questions. I left for the day, and had 5 messages on my answering machine, the last one was at 10:30 pm. Frankly lady, you were sounding a bit too crazy by the end of the day. It's a fridge. A small metal box that keeps shit cold. I don't have the fridge's family tree. For all I know the fridge's was conceived by a slutty young Maytag that graced some hillbilly's side porch. I don't know the exact age of the fridge. I bought it a few months ago, I used it for a couple of days, ok, I lied, I used it a whole week. The fact is, you're not buying a race horse, you're buying a used fridge. 4. No, I will not knock $10 bucks off the price of the fridge because your anal retentive eyes picked up the ittiest, bittiest hairline scratch from across my driveway. I'm not making judgements on you, but I'm pretty damn sure Donald Trump didn't send you across the country to pick up a used fridge for Trump Towers. Though I'd wager the whole concept of the mini-fridge bar is a familar one to you. 5. Yes, you can unplug a fridge without any harm to the fridge. Believe me, the fridge is fine. The manufacturers have figured out a way to extend the life of a fridge that has been unplugged. Yes, I'm absolutely sure of that. No, you did not have to leave 2 messages about your concerns with the fridge being unplugged, and frankly it was a little embarrassing having the same conversation with you in my driveway where my neighbors could hear. 6. No, I don't have the operating instructions. I can write them down for you though: Plug fridge in. Open door. Put crap inside. Take crap out when it's cold. Eat or drink crap. 7. I am not a fridge pimp. I don't have any more fridges at that price. No, I don't know where you can get another fridge at that price. Yes, I know it's in great condition for the price, and I'm sure you'd like your other crazy-as-bat-shit-mini-fridge-buying-friends to have one just like it, but this is all I have. Here's a thought, there's this online classified ads website. Yeah, you may have heard of it, it's called CRAIGSLIST. I dunno, maybe, just maybe, in this great land of ours, there's another mini-fridge being advertised there. 8. Please remove my phone number from your address book. I think our relationship is over. Oh, and if you've added me to your AIM Buddy List, please delete me. Please. I beg you. Yours truly, The mini-fridge seller * no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

rofl at the past 2

GI joe movie http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G.I._Joe_%28film%29#cite_note-22 For those of us that grew up in the 80s and 90s wed remember the great shows that were GI Joe, American hero, and the others related to these specific shows. Well. They are making a movie. I think it will suck Its live action, and that little fruitcake from 10 things i hate about you is going to be cobra commander. The black guy from Oz that rapes people is going to be heavy duty (because roadblock wouldnt be the obvious choice for the token black guy to toss in" there we go people. Another childhoold memory of mine shattered by hollywood. I hope they pirate their sacreligious asses to bankruptcy

"If the law is not on your side, pound on the facts, if the facts are not on your side, pound on the law, if neither the facts, nor the law is on your side, pound on the motherfucking table" - My Legal Writing II Professor "Michael Jackson was awesome and he danced great, if it were up to me, I'd give him a Uhaul full of kids and let him have his way with all of them, just to MAKE ANOTHER ALBUM LIKE THRILLER!!!" -Byron, 2005 "Wait, last night doesnt mean we are dating?" - FSU chick 2001 "Um... no.. how about some waffle house" - me, directly after "this ordinance will never pass constitutional mustard!" "Denny, its muster, and yes, you are right, the law lacks condiments" -Boston Legal "In the game of life, attorneys are the guys that bothered to read the instructions and rules on the inside top cover of the box." Jerry Seinfeld.

Heres an idea. Follow these and you will be strizzait 1. when she asks how she looks shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes. and girls love that. 2. never hold her hand. this can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. (or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. this will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.) 3. once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. girls are like dogs. they love to be roughed up. 4. call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. if she is say you better be , repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. this will show her you care. 5. when she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. this will pave the way for her own personal improvement. and every girl needs some improvement. 6. recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. because jewelry is for pussies and asian ladies. 7. if youre talking to another girl, make sure shes looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words **** you and grab the other girls a-s. Girls love competition. 8. tell her you're taking her out to dinner. drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. then take her to a burning tire yard. when she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. then drive her home. when she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because i can." 9. introduce her to your friends as "some chick". women love those special nicknames. 10. play with her hair. play with it HARD. 11. warm her up when shes cold...and not by giving her your jacket... then you might get cold. rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop bitching about the cold right now you're going to be b-tching about a black eye." the best way to get warm is with fear. 12. Take her to a party. When you get there shell have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the partys dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party. 13. make her laugh. a good way to do this is if she has a small pet. kick the pet. i always find stuff like that funny. why shouldn't girls? 14. let her fall asleep in your arms. when she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. like basketball. 15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit. 16. if you care about her never ever tell her. this will only give her self confidence. then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be. 17. Every time youre in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way shell go crazy. 18. Take her out to dinner. Right when shes about to order interrupt and say no shes not hungry. make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her. 19. look her in the eyes and smile. then clock her one. girls love a spontaneous guy. 20. give her one of your t-shirts......and make sure it has your smell on it. but not a sexy cologne smell. a bad smell. you know what i'm talking about. 21. When its raining keep asking her if shes crying. Shell say no its just the rain ten minutes later turn to her and just scream at her to stop crying you **** baby. Girls like a tough man as i've already stated. 22. Titty twisters and plenty of them. 23. if youre listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. this way she'll think you're mysterious. 24. remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects arent important. The only thing thats important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get. 25. when she gives you a present on your birthday, christmas, or just when ever, take it and tell her you love it. then next time you know she's coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. girls actually don't like this one that much but i think it's funny. 26. If shes mad at you for not calling her when you say you will promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call youre going to tell her a special surprise. Now shell be really excited. Now dont call.

if love is true... truly true... it shall indeed suck. :thumbup:

IF I am suffering YOU shall suffer... muhahahahahahahahaahahahaha muwhahahahahahahahahahahaha HAHAHAHAHA AAAAHAHAHAHA

SWEET! I WISH shit was paid for

I remember this thing. I didnt take it, as I chose to go with AP classes instead, they are more transfer friendly to state colleges. My little cousin did dual enroll, she liked it, but it was 3x the hassle between getting there, buying books, etc, when it is free at the good ol' public school. She did it at MDCC. (miami dade community college) or whatever the hell they call themselves now.

I used to own this... it was... horrid I bought it the day it came out, about 2 days after my 21 bday. Biggest waste of 49 ever. OMFGZOR.

i saw slipnot once my first year of college, back in the spring of 2002. It was okay. I really enjoyed limp bizkit better, or best concert Ive ever been to (honestly) kiss and alice cooper with my old man 3 encores.

fps?

http://www.dawnofwar2.com/us/screenshots/ first shots and vid of game

I am snake sitting for my GF, damn snake is being Emo and wont eat its mouse. Hasnt eaten in 2 mos. I got it a new rock and a covering so it can hide under in case it needs to molt, and it wrapped itself on my leg for the better part of the morning, I'd hope it would be more willing to eat now Any snake owners out here that can help out on the week long snake sitting while prepping for finals mission

peanuts, bitch!