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My grandmother's devious plot for telemarketing callers: She has a cordless phone, a caller ID and a whistle, when the telemarketer calls, she will pick up, say hi, and then blow the whistle in the ear of the caller, hopefully deafening him... bastard telemarketers.

My sister, my goddaughter, and me LOLed at this shit. Oh my God. This is gold... just gold.

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Oblong headed, Fragile X having, two bit crackhead gamer junkie with a bad case of Nucmam stink and worse crabs than lindsey lohan's ex girlfriend's pet mexican. People sue you because you exist, you armenian looking, horsehumping, underachieving flipping azn that doubles up as Rosie O Donnel's buttplug on AZN holidays.

They don't keep score in soccer games for kids anymore... travesty.

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Congratulations, person.

She needs a cheeseburger, Stat.

I think the show that made an issue of it, the initial one, was pretty much ground mucking to get some ratings. As for Sanchez, his 18 year old accident has little to no influence on his ability as a reporter BO and RS are entertainment news personalities... if I want real news, or real politics, I check out meet the press or something on broadcast that doesn't carry a slant... cnn, fn, msnbc to me are all the same, ratings hungry shit. Re Sanchez himself in my opinion: "On December 10, 1990, Sanchez struck a pedestrian, Jeffrey Smuzinick, with his car on a residential street near Dolphin Stadium after Smuzinick darted into the road.[2] Smuzinick, who was inebriated and under the influence of drugs at the time of the incident, was paralyzed and eventually died from his injuries in 1995.[2][3] Sanchez, who had just left an NFL football game with his father (and left the scene of the accident), was not charged with causing the accident, but was charged with and pleaded no contest to DUI.[2]" Its also not really "Getting off" when he pled no contest and was not charged with any crime regarding the accident itself, but with DUI. He was convicted of something DUI... for hitting a guy who was stoned as fuck, and likely caused the accident While a DUI may be a show of lack of judgment, (courts only allow its entry as to character within 10 years) an 18, almost 19 year old DUI plea has little effect on him IMHO.

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Blink 182 was the beginning of the end of popular music. Complete crap in my opinion, the last DECENT NEW rock band that came out and didn't hot topic their way to a record and a heroin habit was Alien Antfarm in my opinion. Most of the music I have predates my high school years, although "maria count me in" is okay.

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This. There's a server full of retards that needs monitoring... chop chop.

Yes it was, the story was totally nsfw. Thanks.

You are ALMOST two thousand times as retarded as Kay and his DURR HURR HURR brother. /thread, / darklink's wrists.

1. All of these people suck, sorry, its true. Helen Keller is a deaf and dumb retard and not a role model, unless you are a deaf, dumb, and limbless retard... and THEN she is something to strive for. 2. How about we just ask people "who is your role model", ad let them say it. 3. My role models are Dwight David Eisenhower, Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes, and Torquemada.

To watch you and your retarded ass brother get banned.

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