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well, let it never be said basement dwellers don't get into sports.

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jazz, because black people are the ones that complain about fried chicken shortages.

I think its kind of comical that we are taking seriously a bunch of indians who were tricked into believing a bunch of spaniards were gods, and then killed off in a cruel but hilarious fashion... why not also believe in the easter bunny having threesomes with mayor mccheese and santa claus?

Ipod, unless you want to show how white you can be by owning all three consoles. What about something more useful, yet not so techy? A good suit would cost you about the same, and prepare you for things that will be useful in life, like women, job interviews, and looking presentable.

Mousetrap was the best board game thing ever.

You are retarded beyond words. ________________________________________________________________________- Okay, as to the actual matter at hand. Let me first say that I do not know anything about R.I. law, nor am I licensed in said state, therefore the most I can say is generalities regarding the law. 1. Restraining Orders: So restraining orders are judicial orders that basically state in no less rude terms: GTFO from near the person who took the order out on you. These orders are usually enforceable by fine, confinement, or some other equally unpleasant penalty. 2. Child Abuse Alegations Are BAD, let me say this again... BAAAAAD. You do not want these, no matter how liberal, or man friendly your resident state may be. Sadly, however, in situations where a husband/wife, or babymomma/babydaddy are concerned these are still BAD, and are prime ammo for inter-relationship fighting. Its difficult to disprove these, especially when child is too small to communicate effectively, or where you are for whatever reason, unsavory, and do not defend yourself like OJ at the first trial whenever said allegation comes up. 3. Jail: Sucks. Its where they put assholes and people who are thought to be assholes, but someone fucked up the paperwork for. Basically, you go here, and cost the good American people 37K a year when its probably less expensive to draft you and let you do road work. The only real thing I would say to do is for you to contact your attorney, ask him what happened, why he didnt attempt to argue that you were in park on your own affairs, etc. and to seek a reduction on the sentence given the non-willful break of the RO, but again, this is typing out loud more than advice. Based off the facts given here, even I could not render a solid decision as to what to do. I'm sorry that you are having this problem, appealing sentence may be possible. Have you thought of relocating if the court allows it?

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I just got this in an email from a dear friend who is right now in the depths of hell, aka studying for the Bar exam. If you have already taken the bar, this will bring back memories. For those of you still studying, hang in there. You WILL pass! For those of you who have not suffered through the Bar exam, find a lawyer friend and share this with them. They will laugh their butts off. 1. People who don't record their deeds: Hey. Fuck face. That's a nice deed you got there. Went ahead and bought Stankacre, didya? That's awesome. Owning property is a sign of real maturity. Now, why don't you do us all a fucking favor, and go record the fucking deed.Right. Fucking. Now. Don't put it in a goddamn drawer. Don't go off to India for 20 years. Don't leave the deed in your will for dear cousin Victorianox. Get your fat lazy ass down to the records office, and record it before I burn your goddamn house down. 2: Wily property sellers: Here is a suggestion to those Bill of Rights violatin' petty thug assclowns, the Police. How about you go down to Doucheacre, and arrest the son of a bitch who sells the same house to 15 different people, over and over. I'm sick of this guy getting away every time he pulls this shit, and I'm left to sort out the fucking pieces. 3: "Known" arsonists: Here's a little tip to all the cretins that keep hiring "known"arsonists to burn down their cheating girlfriend's house. Why is it, do you think, that he is a known arsonist, you dipshit? He's known because he has been fucking caught before. You don't know who the good arsonists are, do you! Because they have their shit together. But no, you had to go hire Dusseldorf, or Durango, or whatever D word your fuckwit moron arsonist is named, and now he's gone and burned the wrong house, and left me with a BAR question. 4: People who back out of conspiracies: Why don't you just stick with it and save us all some trouble, you pussy. 5. Power companies that leave an electric wire live to deter copper theft: While I appreciate your effort to rid the world of thieves stupid enough to try and steal raw copper wiring that's fucking humming and has blue arcs dancing on it, it's just gonna bite you in the ass in the end. Just let the copper go. 6. Fertile Octogenarians: I think I speak for all of us when I say... ...Burn the witch! Burn her! And don't use a "known" arsonist! 7. People who use anything more complicated than Fee Simple Absolute in a will: Hey, old man. Either give Horatio your fucking interest in Scroteacre, or don't, alright? Don't condition it on him growing a mustache, or learning to play the calliope, or winning "Dancing with the Stars." Don't grant a springing executive interest to Zenobia if she manages to graduate from Ninja academy. Stop making my life more complicated than it needs to be, you Narcissistic old twat, and stop trying to control your property from the grave in a vain attempt to make up for your feebleness in life. 8. House Painters: Just paint the fucking house yourself, Paulson.Trust me on this one. It's not worth it. 9. Bank Mortgages: Hi there, First National Bank of South Calizonachussettsas. I don't mean to tell you how to run your business, but allow me to impart a bit of sage wisdom. When someone : 1) named Defaultina McBankrupstein, 2) is taking out her 17th mortgage with you, 3) on a place called Mushacre 4) so she can buy a new hat, ….do NOT fucking come crying to me when the inevitable judicial foreclosure sale nets $34, a button, and some lint, all of which are devoured by the banks that are 20 miles ahead of you in creditor line. And do not ask me whether you are a junior or senior mortgagor, or whether you debt is secured, or some other bullshit I don't understand, because the answer is always the same. D) You are Fucked. Take it like a man. 10. Wanna-be Burglars: I am sick to death of these slack jawed melon-heads deciding at 2 a.m.that they need to borrow their neighbors wrench, and are sure he"won't mind" if they saunter on over there in the middle of the night, crowbar the garage open, smash open his tool chest, and "borrow it."And then always the inevitable fucking: Did he commit Larceny/Burglary/Robbery?????? Ohhhhh, no intent! Let him go, boys. Let the man go. So I can throw the wrench right at his goddamn teeth. Good thing when we are really in practice we will have these IntentGoggles ©, that can magically tell us, despite every bit of evidence to the contrary, this jackass really didn't intend to commit a crime.He genuinely thought that breaking into your neighbor's house,stealing his car, taking a shit on his pool table, and sleeping with his wife were all part of the social covenants between good neighbors. Reply to Lindsay Report

I don't know, Alcohol is a many splendor thing.

AP was a Bond movie villain?

Yes, I've recently been negative repped a few times, no doubt by either regtards, furtard apologist, and general douches... I miss the days when we had the rep system that would identify the rep giver, so that the person could not hide behind anonymity. This website, much like the ghetto, has gone downhill due to the newly moved in, section 8/parliment's estate rif-raf that has plagued it like cancer. Its disconcerting and sickening to be totally honest.

Just write your congressman on a semi frequent basis, tell him things that concern you, and at the end, state that you are interested in academy appointment im dead serious, if you build repor with him, it will make a difference in the long run. ESPECIALLY if he's a popular guy

dude, a word of advice, get on a congressman's good side now, like start writing letters now.

You know you don't have to be a citizen to enlist right? If you come over here, clean record, and legally, you can enlist, and in that process gain US citizenship. You'd basically do everything that immigrants in this country SHOULD do to make their stay worth people's while nowadays.

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or haggards pet.

DIAF heath, wait, he already died, but of pills. Lulz.

but fur was determined to be against the rules.

No, we need to behead those who insult our values!! ALLAH AKHBAR!!!