BoM

Gator sends all our BD work to Caution with his name on it.

It's easier than demoting them.

designers don't do anything.

How is it that everyone on the designer team is equally retarded?

Where the chess tourney at

you have an addiction!

Yo fuck you @20 scrolls

Her nerdiness knows no limits.

nothing gay about bromance

Back the fuck up

You really fell for that? Well now that you're here please read about these random nobodies that we're promoting for some reason I don't really understand. First up we're bringing some new energy to the Streamer rank thanks to some old staff members looking to put some more SG commendations on their resume. I don't have to give either of these guys much of an intro because I'm sure they'll do a great job of doing that themselves...shortly...on a stream...that you should watch. Please join me back in welcoming the one and only Bright and YA BOI Strayyz to the stream team! Their responsibilities will include: Streaming on the SG Twitch weekly Administrating Twitch chat Helping grow our Twitch following Work with the marketing team on promotional events Come up with ways to improve the Twitch channel Thanking the fuck out of me for promoting them Next we have someone who has been an admin for a while now and has been putting in solid work proving to us that he's ready for more. He's been here for a while now...coming up on 2 years, jesus man you feeling old yet? I don't have much to say about him, so I'll just quote Gentoo: Used to be a toxic retard, now you're a little less toxic and retarded. Please join me in welcoming Kuri as the next Community Advisor!!! His responsibilities will include: Work with the higher staff on implementing important decisions and projects Handling player complaints and issuing bans Moderation of the forum Give awards to members on request Send group invitations to members on request Post in-game server problems on the forum Help in any way to make the servers fun Handle reported posts on the forum Up next I have some unfortunate news to tell you guys, so please show some respect. Maniac is getting deployed so he is going to be stepping off LA, meaning we'll need someone to replace him. Nah I'm just kidding we all know the Canadian military isn't real! That being said, he is going to be stepping away from some of his responsibilities here so he has time for RL stuff so he shipped us another Canadian to take his place. Join me in welcoming the 2nd best Canadian that I know, Hawks, as the next Lead Advisor! His responsibilities will be the same, with the addition of managing the Community Advisors. So yeah that's it. Ah wait I forgot about this one guy. We have been waiting for a long time to have an opportunity to fill this role, as it is not a role we take lightly and we wanted to make sure the next person who filled this role was freed up and here to stay. This chinchilla motherfucker has been IA longer than almost anybody else...I'm pretty sure he basically made the role at this point. He's Russian, he's a filthy liberal, he likes men, but most importantly he's going to be your next Internal Affairs Manager. Please join me in welcoming Greggy G as the next IAM. He will oversee the team, help us decide on promotions, and handle any demotions. Additionally, he will work to lead the discussions the team has and will be in charge of making sure all complaints, disputes, etc. are handled. (ALL CREDIT RIGHTS RESERVED BY @Kopsta)

@Polarzzplease educate him

Uhhh rough estimate based on my old hours somewhere from 58-70K.

Too many

This event is all wrapped up, and while there really weren't many participants it was fun to do and we'll probably look to repeat it again next year. A total of $245 was contributed for this event, however many people opted to not get gifts, resulting in the people who were left getting pretty nice Christmas gifts! Thanks to all who contributed, any extra funds will be used for future giveaways, prizes, etc. Gifts given out: John - hardspace shipbreaker and zero hour. Also donated part of his would-be gift to a rust giveaway. what a guy. Crawfish - RS6 Deluxe Edition, Sea of Theives, Phasmophobia Leon Mordecai - Sakura Gamer 2, Sakura Knight, Sakura Knight 2, Sakura Knight 3, Sakura Succubus, Sakura Succubus 2, Sakura Succubus 3 (YOU FUCKING FILTHY WEEB!), DOOM, & DOOM Eternal. We gave you the last two in hopes of pushing some manly shooting and gore on you after all those weeb games. Disgusting...I need to go shower now.

They had more value.

Dems the rules.

I think you meant to quote @kabLewith this one.

You degenerates even manage to derail off topic threads...incredible. @Greggy Gis all the woman I need.